Mike David / Red Bar Radio / Jules Felker David - "Where we at with Red Bar?"

[Akashic Retard]

he's right though lol, mike can't retrieve something 1 foot away from his desk without a break screen + music. it's definitely embarrassing

The gayest music imaginable. I used to like the music on Redbar but there’s been some supremely girly shit being played lately. I get that it’s supposed to be ironic but it’s also not because Jules is the one picking it and legitimately likes it. The show is being girlified.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

True; I'm not gonna stop him, I just want to understand. Anytime I like one of these "e-celebs" and then someone writes a dozen "WHY WON'T YOU DIE, MICHAEL?" posts it feels like there's lore that went over my head.

I looked through the entire thread a long time ago, and the gist is that Mike has a history of being a dick to fans and making creepy comments about young girls, although I personally still believe that those comments were all just edginess and playing his character.

Overall, I like Mike and his show. Do I think he’s a great guy? No, but I can’t really think of many ‘great guys’ on the internet. I just find him funny and he shares my views about 75% of the time.

 

[cheet]

he's right though lol, mike can't retrieve something 1 foot away from his desk without a break screen + music. it's definitely embarrassing

The chat should start a "STAND UP!" chant during the next show. Triple entendre!

 

[raisinlove]

making creepy comments about young girls, although I personally still believe that those comments were all just edginess and playing his character.

Sounds like you missed the weeks of shows around his escapades of Craigslist ads to lure “teens” to hotels with promises of weed and booze to fuck them and then his crying about Danielle calling him a pedophile for it because he never verified if any of the girls were 18

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Fluorescent tube stretcher, bucket of steam, grid squares, brake light fluid etc.

Sparks for the grinder.

 

[Its Vladi Bby]

These last two episodes have been fucking wild... I could not imagine trying to be interesting, engaging, or funny for ten+ hours straight. My battery would be drained.

 

[p a r o x y s m]

These last two episodes have been fucking wild... I could not imagine trying to be interesting, engaging, or funny for ten+ hours straight. My battery would be drained.

The fact that Michael can't handle a single day of "work" each month without Adderall is just sad, but I guess when you're a miserable, antisocial loser off air, you don't have much of a choice. You can literally see the midge clenching his jaw throughout the show and the sweat pouring down his face, not to mention that never ending runny nose he's constantly having to wipe clean. I always wondered who this midget thought he was fooling by criticizing content creators for being on stimulants when he himself can’t even show up to “work” without them.

By the way, did anyone catch those nasty sores on his face?

I can't tell if the midge is battling a severe case of scabies or mange, but my god he looked so gross and disheveled on the latest show, and that’s saying something because he normally looks like he’s about to kick the bucket. It could also be hormonal acne, although this midget is in his forties and really shouldn’t be dealing with cystic acne at this point in his life. Unless, of course, he’s been pumping himself up with testosterone, which wouldn’t surprise me at all considering he accuses Tony Hinchcliffe of "cheating" by being on it as well. Michael loves throwing shade at people for things he’s clearly guilty of himself, so that theory would check out.

Also what’s the deal with Michael and those massive bead necklaces he’s been wearing lately? Is it like Trump trying to appear slimmer by wearing long ties, but instead this midget wears chunky necklaces to make his oversized shirts seem less oversized on camera? Like some kind of style hack for the vertically challenged?

 

[Queesechake]

Mike has a history of being a dick to fans

For better or for worse, Mike is extremely nice to fans these days. Email him something not retarded and see for yourself. mike@redbarradio.net

 

[FedPostalService]

I’m amazed at the alogs in this thread. Funny man who is practically dying terrorising comedians should be something posters on this board should like. Imagine Metakor if he had a hot white wife and would face dox himself.

Mike always came across having the spirit a Kiwi Farmer, but not one of the virgin ones who LARP as trad cath conservatives.

There’s probably some big piece of lore I’m missing that deserves this hate but I find it hard to care.

Funny dying guy is funny whilst dying.

 

[Harm]

I interpret the "miserable, antisocial loser off air" remark to mean this angry poster possibly knew Mike from Red Bar in real life and holds some grudge against him. If the reason why this grudge exists was in any way interesting or validating towards this vitriol then it'd be shared to dunk on Mike rather than these really catty effort posts.

I mean, really? The necklace? "Oi bruv, why you got dat necklace? Ya fookin' short, m8? Ya midge!"

 

[Nate Higgers]

Mike always came across having the spirit a Kiwi Farmer, but not one of the virgin ones who LARP as trad cath conservatives.

lol

lmao

You should watch the clip of Mike getting raided by 4chan back when he didn’t look like the cryptkeeper and he didn’t have MetoKancer.

The only problem is that he’s such a self-conscious neurotic jew that he has meticulously scrubbed/DMCA’d every clip and every upload online from the last 15 years that makes him look bad or “uncool”. I know where there’s a clip (with commentary) that exists (behind Pod Awful’s paywall), but that guy annoys people on KF and makes them dramatically seethe.

Basically people keep calling in and saying “nigger” or asking him if he’s jewish and he starts melting down and saying “IM ONE OF YOU GUYS IM JUST LIKE YOU”. Metokur isn’t nearly as obsessed with his “online image” as Mike David.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

lol

lmao

You should watch the clip of Mike getting raided by 4chan back when he didn’t look like the cryptkeeper and he didn’t have MetoKancer.

The only problem is that he’s such a self-conscious neurotic jew that he has meticulously scrubbed/DMCA’d every clip and every upload online from the last 15 years that makes him look bad or “uncool”. I know where there’s a clip (with commentary) that exists (behind Pod Awful’s paywall), but that guy annoys people on KF and makes them dramatically seethe.

Basically people keep calling in and saying “nigger” or asking him if he’s jewish and he starts melting down and saying “IM ONE OF YOU GUYS IM JUST LIKE YOU”. Metokur isn’t nearly as obsessed with his “online image” as Mike David.

The guy is neurotic, but that’s part of what makes him interesting. It’s gay that he’s so loose with the DMCAs, but I’ve come to a point where I can enjoy someone’s content as a fan would and still accept that he’s a bad person.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Are you guys taking anything out of Mike David's mouth as anything other than 95% bullshit? He's clearly of that "entertainer" mindset where MAYBE he has a vague core of ethics (that are usually self serving and backwards justified) but otherwise moves from position to position. In that regard, he's not that different than Destiny or PPP.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

For better or for worse, Mike is extremely nice to fans these days. Email him something not retarded and see for yourself. mike@redbarradio.net

This is true. I emailed him a link about something, I forget what it was, that he had a question about on his show and he was pleasant/thankful.

*Edit: I think it was about either Patton Oswalt or Chrissy Tiegen's history of pro-pedo tweets.

 

[niggernomicon]

Are you guys taking anything out of Mike David's mouth as anything other than 95% bullshit? He's clearly of that "entertainer" mindset where MAYBE he has a vague core of ethics (that are usually self serving and backwards justified) but otherwise moves from position to position. In that regard, he's not that different than Destiny or PPP.

What does he do that is self serving or backwards?
He doesn't run ads, he doesn't have sponsors, doesn't take donations, he hosts all his own shit, he has kept the same price on scarsclub for years and he sells high quality merch. What more could you want?

 

[cheet]

This is true. I emailed him a link about something, I forget what it was, that he had a question about on his show and he was pleasant/thankful.

*Edit: I think it was about either Patton Oswalt or Chrissy Tiegen's history of pro-pedo tweets.

It’s Jules. You’re talking to Jules.

 

[niggernomicon]

A bit odd this thread doesn't have anything about the BBG. Maybe the unhinged essay poster could bless us with a diatribe about whoever Xander is or any of the other long time name brand listeners.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

It’s Jules. You’re talking to Jules.

They both read emails. I think I've had both at different times. I'm sure it's possible I could be wrong, but I feel like I can tell the difference between them.

 

[TTD = Total Tarkov Death]

Are you guys taking anything out of Mike David's mouth as anything other than 95% bullshit? He's clearly of that "entertainer" mindset where MAYBE he has a vague core of ethics (that are usually self serving and backwards justified) but otherwise moves from position to position. In that regard, he's not that different than Destiny or PPP.

Mike is no different from Destiny? What a big brained take. No, nigga, the difference is that Redbar isn’t meant to be serious. It’s petty comedy, everything and everyone is a target, there’s no morality or punching down. There’s really no one else like Redbar left.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Mike is no different from Destiny? What a big brained take. No, nigga, the difference is that Redbar isn’t meant to be serious. It’s petty comedy, everything and everyone is a target, there’s no morality or punching down. There’s really no one else like Redbar left.

Sure okay, go off chief. I'm just saying that if you're taking their words at face value, like a lot of people seem to do, you're kind of missing the point of what they're trying to do. They're all characters.