Mike David / Red Bar Radio / Jules Felker David - "Where we at with Red Bar?"

[deleuzeon]

What’s up with Michael and his supremely juvenile outfits? He’s always going live in the tackiest 2016 era streetwear imaginable, and his bead necklaces keep getting thicker and longer with every show. You’d think a closet case like Michael would have some fashion sense or at least dress his age, but it seems like his only requirement is that whatever he wears needs to be as baggy as possible. This midget must look like a walking tent when he’s shuffling around Tucson in those oversized sweaters and parachute pants, and I can only imagine the side eye he gets from people for wearing that shit even when it’s 120f outside. Michael’s clearly trying to look bigger when he's out in public or in front of a camera because he despises looking small and pathetic, but that level of overcompensation is really doing the midge no favors either. He literally looks like a cartoon caricature of himself.

An ongoing bit on the show for the last couple years since he got money. He wears higher-end trendy brands, cites trending fashion concepts that are going around fashion youtubers or whatever, then uses it as a counterpoint to insult people's merch, which is all low quality and cheap. Same principle with the upgraded studio.

 

[Nate Higgers]

What’s up with Michael and his supremely juvenile outfits? He’s always going live in the tackiest 2016 era streetwear imaginable, and his bead necklaces keep getting thicker and longer with every show. You’d think a closet case like Michael would have some fashion sense or at least dress his age, but it seems like his only requirement is that whatever he wears needs to be as baggy as possible. This midget must look like a walking tent when he’s shuffling around Tucson in those oversized sweaters and parachute pants, and I can only imagine the side eye he gets from people for wearing that shit even when it’s 120f outside. Michael’s clearly trying to look bigger when he's out in public or in front of a camera because he despises looking small and pathetic, but that level of overcompensation is really doing the midge no favors either. He literally looks like a cartoon caricature of himself.

Everything he says, does, and spends money on is all in an eternal attempt to be seen as “cool”.

That’s why he dresses like a hypebeast. That’s why he listens to zoomer mumblerap as a 45 year old man. That’s why he tells the audience to pretend like they’re smoking/drinking along with him. That’s why he wears makeup.

That’s also why he doesn’t address the fact that he wears diapers. Because adult diapers aren’t cool.

 

[NWUGamingREAL]

Episode was uploaded today and it was the same thing as the last 4 for me.
I watch live FOR WHAT FEELS like 2-3 hours, decide to go to sleep, watch the upload and realize I WATCHED THE WHOLE SHOW. 8 hours, 2 people covered.
They are so empty and uneventful

 

[BumBumMan]

Fans got caught doing Mikes dirty work. What a pussy cunt he is.

https://youtu.be/tgEByW2w8yE

 

[Akashic Retard]

An ongoing bit on the show for the last couple years since he got money. He wears higher-end trendy brands, cites trending fashion concepts that are going around fashion youtubers or whatever, then uses it as a counterpoint to insult people's merch, which is all low quality and cheap. Same principle with the upgraded studio.

It’s not a bit, just a wife playing dress up with her husband. Many such cases.

 

[Queesechake]

Fans got caught doing Mikes dirty work. What a pussy cunt he is.

https://youtu.be/tgEByW2w8yE

This guy is so fucking gay. I always try to watch his videos to see if Mike actually did what the title says and turn it off a minute or two in because this guy is so fucking gay and annoying.

 

[779777]

According to Mike he went blind in one eye for about a month, vision came back, and then he went blind in his other eye for a while, he is taking prescription steroid eye drops every two hours to prevent another recurrence. He does look to have aged quite rapidly in the past few years.

 

[p a r o x y s m]

According to Mike he went blind in one eye for about a month, vision came back, and then he went blind in his other eye for a while, he is taking prescription steroid eye drops every two hours to prevent another recurrence. He does look to have aged quite rapidly in the past few years.

Remember when Mike the Dyke forced Julienne to take his photo at the optometrist, then printed it, grabbed a glue stick, stuck it onto a sheet of bristol paper, and used the close up cam to flaunt himself on the show?

What was that Tyler Fischer lookin' ass midge hoping to gain with this? His midget brain can't possibly be so scrambled that he thought a cringe photo op would make his fans think he's a normal sized human being, all from wearing an oversized sweatshirt and baggy cargo pants, right? I mean come on, it's so obvious he made Julienne crop his feet out of that shot so we'd all assume there wasn't a foot rest directly below and his feet reached the floor. But sadly for Michael, that facade shatters the second you look at an optometry chair:

His head barely reaches the middle of the headrest, even with the cap over his dyke haircut. He might actually be smaller than 5’6 if that was his best attempt at not looking vertically challenged. Truly fucking embarrassing.

I heard Michael's nonexistent social life was actually getting better these days too which is surprising. I guess that "Red Bar in the Wild" segment is finally paying off since he’s now rubbing shoulders with other A-list celebrities like himself. Apparently our midge went to lunch with a mentally handicapped freak named Ashley Cummings, who's related to the Whitney Cummings, which is a massive improvement from just lying in bed all day shitting his diapers. In all seriousness though, how low does your self esteem have to be to enjoy the company of Ashley fucking Cummings? A woman so psychotic that she can't understand why lathering on foundation until her face starts to melt is a bad idea? I’m sure she was a safe hangout for Michael because her type is too dumb to judge him, but this is about as sad as having Salvatore Grillo and Robin Tran as your only two friends.

And speaking of shitting himself, it sounds like that's now slipping into his shows:

What a sad little man you are, Michael.