Cultcow Mikemikev / Michael Coombs / Twinkle Toes / Velcro Pants - Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly

[FataBataRang]

What do you mean?

That's the Oxford English Dictionary.

Your stupidity is giving me a headache.

 

[sbm1990]

Jesus... you're an exceptional individual!

Honestly, calling Mike a retard at this point is like calling an obese person overweight.

 

[FataBataRang]

Honestly, calling Mike an exceptional individual at this point is like calling an obese person overweight.

Or calling the ocean a bit wet.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

What do you mean?

How can you not know who Baldrick is? Are you even British? Jesus Brianna Wu Christ!!!

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I mean calling somebody a pedophile is quite a serious crime. I think false accusations of sexual impropriety carry jail time.

However you have stated that you are attracted to children.

 

[FataBataRang]

However you have stated that you are attracted to children.

Maybe he's planning on suing himself for libel, then.

 

[YankeeTrader]

Honestly, calling Mike an exceptional individual at this point is like calling an obese person overweight.

There are days that I'm not 100% sure that "Mike" isn't some sort of elaborate troll, maybe some kind of social experiment. Shit, it might be Null fucking with us.

It beggars belief that someone capable of using the Internet is really that stupid. Yet, here @Mikemikev is.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well we can add plagiarism to the list of words Mike doesn't understand. At this point we may as well link a dictionary and call it a day.

 

[sbm1990]

There are days that I'm not 100% sure that "Mike" isn't some sort of elaborate troll, maybe some kind of social experiment. Shit, it might be Null fucking with us.

It beggars belief that someone capable of using the Internet is really that stupid. Yet, here @Mikemikev is.

What if Mike is just merely a robot programmed by Null himself to keep his little kiwis entertained?

 

[Curt Sibling]

Someone call a doctor!

 

[FataBataRang]

What if Mike is just merely a robot programmed by Null himself to keep his little kiwis entertained?

He'd be the first artificial lolcow. I would be quite impressed, honestly. Not even Cleverbot can simulate extreme stupidity that well.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@Mikemikev

 

[YankeeTrader]

Someone call a doctor!
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You magnificent bastard!

 

[Florence]

http://www.oed.com/view/Entry/144940?redirectedFrom=plagiaristic+#eid29927714

He sent me a PM repeating his Honda crap for some strange reason.

 

[YankeeTrader]

He sent me a PM repeating his Honda crap for some strange reason.

@mikemikev.exe needs to rebooted

 

[FataBataRang]

@Mikemikev

Simple answer: he doesn't.

 

[Curt Sibling]

@mikemikev.exe needs to rebooted

Needs to be recycled.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Needs to be recycled.

a simple recycle means you can do a recovery. No, with Mike we need a fileshredder.

 

[FataBataRang]

He sent me a PM repeating his Honda crap for some strange reason.

He sent me one as well.

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

He sent me a PM repeating his Honda crap for some strange reason.

He's clearly on the low-functioning scale of autism; it would be sad if he wasn't such an hilarious 'tard.