Cultcow Mikemikev / Michael Coombs / Twinkle Toes / Velcro Pants - Pedo Teacher and Neo-Nazi, Advocate of Child Murder, Secret JewMuslim ANTIFA, A-Logs Null Constantly

[Mikemikev]

No; he's totally not angry or bitter and he totally doesn't give a damn what all of us neckbeard losers write; he just obsessively monitors this thread and posts mouth-frothing responses to it thousands of times for a year straight because he has so much fun owning us. And he totally has a rich and fulfilling life outside of this, unlike all the people here totally have nothing better to do than spend all our time here even though we somehow manage to spend less time here and post less here than him...we probably just sleep 22 hours a day so he's right that we spend every waking hour here. Totally.

tl;dr

 

[Cato]

tl;dr

I'm sorry, I know you have difficulty reading more than a single sentence at a time. I'll try to be more considerate of your aptitude for reading (or lack thereof), moving forward.

P.S. - Oh shit, that was two whole sentences. My bad, man.

 

[Begemot]

You're confusing senses of care. I "care" enough to constantly laugh at you. Nobody cares enough to take you seriously.

You're not laughing, though, kid, you're spluttering in abject rage. You're writhing in delusion and anger, tribune of a failed ideology, acolyte of a perverted sexual preference: a wandering star for whom it is reserved the blackness and darkness forever.

 

[Mikemikev]

You're not laughing, though, kid, you're spluttering in abject rage. You're writhing in delusion and anger, tribune of a failed ideology, acolyte of a perverted sexual preference: a wandering star for whom it is reserved the blackness and darkness forever.

Lol, what a loser.

I'm sorry, I know you have difficulty reading more than a single sentence at a time. I'll try to be more considerate of your aptitude for reading (or lack thereof), moving forward.

P.S. - Oh shit, that was two whole sentences. My bad, man.

Huh? Why don't you just shut up dickhead?

 

[FataBataRang]

Lol, what a loser.

I'm glad you finally realize it. Maybe now you can start doing something useful with your life.

 

[Mikemikev]

I'm glad you finally realize it. Maybe now you can start doing something useful with your life.

What ate you doing with your life these days champ?

 

[Cthulu]

What ate you doing with your life these days champ?

If their not wanting to fuck children they got you beat

 

[Mikemikev]

If their not wanting to fuck children they got you beat

You're saying I want to fuck children? What kind of a sick pervert are you?

 

[FataBataRang]

What ate you doing with your life these days champ?

I assure you nothing is eating me, but these days, I mainly enjoy browsing this site, playing games on my computer, taking long walks outside, and reading a book. I'm also looking into different careers I could go into, and considering going to some sort of trade school.

 

[Mikemikev]

I'm glad you finally realize it. Maybe now you can start doing something useful with your life.

So come on champ. What are you doing with your life? You realise you'll get this every time you address me?

 

[YankeeTrader]

But you're an uneducated loser sitting in his mom's basement. Your dumbass incorrect opinion doesn't count for shit. Who are you? Nobody. Literally nobody cares about what you write here. I really mean it. How can you be like that? You're a classic, classic loser.

And who are you?

 

[FataBataRang]

So come on champ. What are you doing with your life? You realise you'll get this every time you address me?

I literally just answered you. I know you have the attention span of a goldfish, but try to pay attention.

 

[Cthulu]

You're saying I want to fuck children? What kind of a sick pervert are you?

 

[YankeeTrader]

I literally just answered you. I know you have the attention span of a goldfish, but try to pay attention.

You're too old for him to pay any attention to.

 

[Cthulu]

You're too old for him to pay any attention to.

He wants to rape baby ass more than Micheal Jackson.

 

[Begemot]

So come on champ. What are you doing with your life? You realise you'll get this every time you address me?

Why? It's pretty creepy. Do you and your ANTIFA buddies have unsavory plans for @FataBataRang, salacious plans?

 

[unclestryker]

tl;dr

@Mikemikev I think I got the gist of what

No; he's totally not angry or bitter and he totally doesn't give a damn what all of us neckbeard losers write. He just obsessively monitors this thread and posts mouth-frothing responses to it thousands of times for a year straight because he has so much fun owning us. And he totally has a rich and fulfilling life outside of this, unlike all the people here totally have nothing better to do than spend all our time here, even though we somehow manage to spend less time here and post less here than him...we probably just sleep 22 hours a day so he's right that we spend every waking hour here. Totally.

was saying. I think it goes.

Hey guys, @Mikemikev is totally not mad.

Could be wrong but that's my understanding Mike.

 

[captn_kettle]

For someone who frequents KF and ED as much as he does, you would have thought that mike would have learned to shut the fuck up. Threads have come and gone here and the reason is because the exceptional individuals realised they're being exceptional, and stop being exceptional.

If mike got over the whole "I need to have the last word in an argument" then this thread would have died long ago. Instead this thread goes through daily cycles of "mike comes back, people milk mike, mike says he isn't coming back".

 

[Cato]

For someone who frequents KF and ED as much as he does, you would have thought that mike would have learned to shut the fuck up. Threads have come and gone here and the reason is because the exceptional individuals realised they're being exceptional, and stop being exceptional.

If mike got over the whole "I need to have the last word in an argument" then this thread would have died long ago. Instead this thread goes through daily cycles of "mike comes back, people tard cum mike, mike says he isn't coming back".

"Unlike you basement-dwelling losers I have a life, so I'm going to be away from the computer for the next 10 minutes."

 

[Graffiti canvas]

For someone who frequents KF and ED as much as he does, you would have thought that mike would have learned to shut the fuck up.

Interestingly enough, Mike had an account on ED for 2 years and never once posted on the forums while at the same time, spamming this place daily with his spittle flecked rage posts.

The very day Null unplugged this place because of Vordrak a few months ago, Mike fired up the shitposting machine over there because he couldn't stand being alone on the internet.