Millennial Woes / Colin Robertson - Chain-smoking Alcoholic, Racist Degenerate, Welfare Leech, Weilder of the God Rod

[Cato]

i hate myself for finding this but here it is at the timestamp. the full video is as exceptional as you'd expect:

LOL, this chubby basement-dweller is about as intimidating as Elmo.

It's funny and ridiculous enough when Internet autists film threatening evil monologues in their cars, but being surrounded by absolute blackness might make this the most comical one I've seen yet.

 

[Ruin]

Yet another member of the so called "master race" who can't survive without being on welfare. Say what you will about the German Socialist Workers Party but at least most of them held down jobs as farmers and tradesman before they started gassing Juden.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Woes' regular videos are some of the most hilariously overdramatic shit imaginable so this kind of thing's par for the course. Probably comes from his background in art college.

 

[Cato]

Nobody posted this when it happened, but being a little bitch, MW whined about Kevin Logan's video about him when they both were on that Warski hangout with Spencer and Sargon:

MW: "You put up takedown videos--character assassination videos--of people."
KL: "Woes just--you're butthurt about a video I made like a year ago man, chill the fuck out dude."
MW: "It was ridiculous and seems to be the bulk of what you do on your channel, I'm just saying."
KL: "Oh so I should sit in the dark smoking, having depressed rants?"
(Shouting match erupts with everyone in the hangout talking over each other)

lol

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

in this video, colin whines about how tough his life is, about how stressed he is, how he needs to move out of his current place, how getting asked "how are you doing?" triggers him, and how he got a cold---all of which is why his content has gotten so sparse as of late. truly, his "job" is draining.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Nobody posted this when it happened, but being a little bitch, MW whined about Kevin Logan's video about him when they both were on that Warski hangout with Spencer and Sargon:

MW: "You put up takedown videos--character assassination videos--of people."
KL: "Woes just--you're butthurt about a video I made like a year ago man, chill the fuck out dude."
MW: "It was ridiculous and seems to be the bulk of what you do on your channel, I'm just saying."
KL: "Oh so I should sit in the dark smoking, having depressed rants?"
(Shouting match erupts with everyone in the hangout talking over each other)

lol

Okay legit, if K-Lo is getting a legitimate dunk on you and now you're mad, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life.

 

[DiceLord]

Here he is reviewing a speech he posted on his channel already.

Jesus he keeps getting fatter.

 

[Ruin]

Lets see here

white nationalist
overly dramatic whiny crybaby
failure
couldn't hack it in art school
hates da Jewz

There's like a 50% chance this guy tries to take over Europe.

 

[DuckSucker]

Jesus he keeps getting fatter.

Well alcohol is like one of the most calorie dense things you can drink. It's up there with, or even slightly above soda.

 

[kikeslammer88]

I'm not in denial. I'm really attracted to men. What can I say?

Timestamped at &t=2m11s

I've also uploaded the relevant bit as an attachment because godwinson has a habit of deleting his channels.

I don't know where the original video might be.

 

[Grand Lunar]

Triggered by the Day for Freedom event because it included "degenerates," which he and JF's cohost Lauren both say are gross and need to be kept away from them.

I guess he flipped his position from earlier in this thread, where he claimed they were a necessary tool for the AR.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

it included "degenerates,"

He's just mad that they didn't invite a specific degenerate: himself.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Why are there so many Gay neo-nazi white ethnonationalists.

It seems odd, isn't being gay directly opposed to their goal, the continuation of the white race? They can't poz negholes and mpreg boys into making gaybies.

 

[Proud Skeptic™ Supporter]

i hate myself for finding this but here it is at the timestamp. the full video is as exceptional as you'd expect:

Here we see a sweaty overweight welfare leech bragging about how his epic movement is "seeking the truth" when really the views they justify by solid facts are their views on race, this is literally all the alt-right cares about while things like economics, gay acceptence, drugs, gun laws, immigration(some of them actually complain about certain ethnicities not being white enough), morality are usually based on dumb propaganda or they vary rapidly from person to person.
Considering this guys sexual orientation, social status, weight, appearance and political views I'd say that the only thing that could make this clip more lulzy would be him putting on a fedora, striking an epic pose with the katana he undoubtebly owns and challenging Sargon of Akkuck to a 1v1 swordfight.

Woes trolled beautifully here.

https://twitter.com/MillennialWoes/status/971908460676812801

I don't know why you think it's trolling.

The entire point of neoreactionary logic is basically "The ends justify the means no matter what".
If an asian cuts of a neoreactionary he'll make sure to find autistic propaganda and use it as a non sequitur in debates to "prove" that slant eyes are somehow a great threat to our civilisation and they need to be dealt with. The whole concept of "Dark Enlightenment" is a bunch of fallacies stacked on top of each other to make it look as if literally all minorities deserve death because "muh eugenics".

The more I think about it the more it seems like a certain important historical event could repeat itself if those retards were ever in power... ?

Edit: nevermind, I'm just as autistic as Woes apparently

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

The depressing figure cut by Millennial Woes is how I imagine just about every alt-righter probably is in real life: a lonely, despondent deadbeat, who you'd be able to feel sorry for were it not for their delusional sense of moral and intellectual superiority.

 

[Necrololicon]

Hard to feel that bad about him getting doxxed when he says stuff like this:
https://youtu.be/7Oq29K_Ag7M?t=22m

 

[Ask Jeeves]

I remember watching a video about him long ago where he responded to "what is your most right wing position?" with "I think I'm pro-slavery"

 

[1940thefuckback]

A bit of :powerlevel:
Im a really rightwing guy but i can´t fucking understand people like woes. Like dosen´t he understand that the type of rightwing leadership people like me wants would get rid of him really quickly. Lets go trough the list shall we?

• Jobless and on welfare
• Gay
  
• Flunked out of artschool.

So he dosent fit morally in to the rest of the rightwingers and then to on the top of it all he spergs about things like femensim killed the spacerace. If he really would like the "white race" to win as he proclaims he would shut his trap and work on improving himself. How anyone could take him seriously is beyond me.

"Blacks are a drain on the welfare system"
Well so are you, you fat motherfucker.

 

[Trusty Patches]

• Jobless and on welfare

• Gay

• Flunked out of artschool.

:powerlevel: it's bizarre how many people i know who claim to be right wing but leech government buxx. UK makes it too easy for people to do this... but you would have thought woes and the like would care more about being logically consistent than they would about 50 quid a week.
i have legit heard someone justify this by saying 'it's okay for me to be on benefits bc i'm white, this is a white country, that money is meant for me' when they're totally capable of working a real job... they are just lazy narcissists :powerlevel:

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

Jobless and on welfare

Professional activist getting an early start on the inevitable UBI.

Gay

Chaste. Tempermental at worst.

Flunked out of artschool.

He wouldn't be the first rejected art school kid to go on to greater things.