Millennials are projecting their fragility onto zoomers

Pickle Dick said:
As a zoomer myself, lol who cares. There's still plenty of zoomers that have yet to come of age (according to most sources, Gen Z runs from 1997 to 2012, meaning that the youngest zoomers are only just starting to turn 10), and maybe in ten years, every zoomer will either mature and move on from this gay TikTok/social media zeitgeist, or will develop into a retarded version of millennials (themselves a retarded version of Gen X, and so on), whatever works best.

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>zoomer
>joined 2017

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Millennials claim to be the first generation to have the Internet?
Wrong. That was Gen X.
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No, it really was the millennials that were the first generation to really get involved with the modern internet, based on technology created by the greatest generation, refined by the boomers.
 
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NeonFroot said:
"You must be a Zoomer".
"We don't hate anybody, we know we ain't hip."
More denialism.
The. You all go back to your excessive 2000s nostalgia with edgy flash vids and whining about how Boomers fucked up the economy for you.
And alot of those "enlightened" millennials are really socially stunted adults wasting away on imageboards and kiddie toys.


Where were you when the Oklahoma City bombing happened?
Or the Columbine mass shooting?
Or the WTC bombing of 1993?
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you ltitle faggot im older than u are, i got more chromosomes than you, i got more bitches than you (check my avi im like a young andrew tate) and i hang with the hottest dudes, what do you do all day sir?
 
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Millennials claim to be the first generation to have the Internet?
Wrong. That was Gen X.
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AOL wasn't the first, but that was around the time internet was first accessible outside universities. The internet was very uncool at the time. The older guys got mad all these lame noobs came to rain on their parade.

It only gets worse as getting online has gone from a select few, to nerds with technical knowledge, to all you schlubs who couldn't work a modem :)
 
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Table Country said:
I see. Well your prognosis isn't looking very good.
According to my notes you're fucked up. You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded. All the classic hallmarks of chronic faggotosis.
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Sounds like someone is suffering from male menopause, a classic disorder of imageboard users.
 
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NeonFroot said:
Sounds like someone is suffering from male menopause, a classic disorder of imageboard users.
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It's okay, you don't need to worry. It might be difficult to live with being a huge faggot, but there are treatment options:
  1. The Rope: A tried and true method with 100% efficacy, though it's got a bit of a stigma these days. Some people consider it barbaric.
  2. Anti-Fag Therapy: A more progressive and humane treatment involving a constant barrage of racial and sexual slurs. Though it isn't always effective; in some cases of Faggotosis, the affected just can't help themselves from being a fag.
  3. Head-Ass Removal Surgery (HARS): A newer, experimental surgery in which an incision is made in the patient's colon in order to remove their head from their rectum. It has a 41% margin of error, but surviving patients have reportedly been able to more easily "calm down" and "stop being retarded". Studies have shown a sharp increase in the ability to recognize bait in a minority of patients who have undergone HARS.
Here, I have some documentation for you to read.
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