Culture Millennials destroyed the rules of written English – and created something better - It's 2018, it's time to type like a teenage Tumblr girl online.

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The spelling and grammar rules do not apply on the Millennial Internet™.

That's because millennials have created a new rulebook for a variant of written English unique to social media. A rulebook which states that deliberately misspelled words and misused grammar can convey tone, nuance, humour, and even annoyance.

Dr Lauren Fonteyn, English Linguistics lecturer at University of Manchester, told Mashable "something exciting" is happening with the way that millennials write, and it goes far, far beyond our proclivity to use acronyms and "like."

Fonteyn says millennials are "breaking the constraints" of written English to "be as expressive as you can be in spoken language." This new variant of written English strives to convey what body language, and tone and volume of voice can achieve in spoken English.

Fonteyn says that on a superficial level, we can see millennials stripping anything unnecessary from their writing, like the removal of abbreviation markers in "dont," "cant," "im" and in acronyms like tf, ur, bc, idk, and lol. In a world where most of our conversations take place online, millennials are using a number of written devices to convey things that could typically only be communicated by cadence, volume, or even body language.

One such device is "atypical capitalisation," according to Fonteyn, a break from a rule prescribed by standard spelling, which states that capitalisation is "reserved for proper nouns, people, countries, brands, the first person pronoun, and the first word in a new sentence."

"What we see in millennial spelling is different, but not unruly," says Fonteyn. "Capitals are not necessarily used for people (we know who ed sheeran is, it’s Ed Sheeran), or initial words of a text or tweet."

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Dr Ruth Page, senior lecturer in Applied Linguistics at Birmingham University, says that frequently the "personal pronoun ('I') is in the lower case ('i')" which is sometimes used to "play down the person's sense of self."

While we're abandoning capitals for things that typically always required them, we're using them to add emphasis or humour to written sentences. "Capitals ARE used, however, to make words stand out," says Fonteyn. "By capitalising something that is not typically capitalised, you can add subtle emphasis, or irony or mockery." Full capitals are used to denote strong emphasis, or "volume of laughter in lol vs. LOL," says Fonteyn.

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Millennials' use—or rather, misuse—of punctuation is where things really start to get creative. Page says research shows how "non-standard use of punctuation can reflect ‘tone of voice’ or what linguists would call ‘paralinguistic’ meaning." She says that an example of this is using a period (a.k.a. a full stop) at the end of a sentence to "indicate that you are cross."

According to Fonteyn, the absence of a full stop at the end of a sentence is "neutral," but the addition of one adds the "sense of being pissed off," or that you're "done talking."

A two-dot ellipsis (..), in millennial English means "continue," or "please elaborate." And, a three-dot ellipsis denotes an "awkward or annoyed silence," or "are you serious?"

Using the comma-ellipsis to write ‘ok,,’ or ‘you sure,,,’ can convey "insecurity or uneasiness," according to Fonteyn. While a three-dot ellipsis might be employed to convey intense annoyance, the comma-ellipsis indicates a "different type of intensity," of annoyance or unsureness.

An utter absence of punctuation is most often used as a way of expressing sheer unadulterated excitement. "A complete lack of punctuation iconically mimics the way someone speaks when they are crazy excited about something," says Fonteyn. "In that case, you are adding excitement by taking away commas and full stops, which indicate pauses."

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Attempting to bush the bounds of what written language can do in order to better express ourselves and our feelings is the chief use for these devices.

But, Dr Peredur Webb-Davies, senior lecturer in Welsh Linguistics at Bangor University, says it also has something to do with feeling part of a community. Webb-Davies says that internet users can "project an identity for themselves which is represented by the way they type their language." Crucially, "users who write in similar ways using a ‘code’ that might be mostly only intelligible to those in the know, can do this to feel part of a wider community."

For millennials who conduct so many of their conversations online, this creativity with written English allows us to express things that we would have previously only been conveyed through volume, cadence, tone, or body language. But, Fonteyn thinks it "goes beyond that as well," with things like the trademark symbol.

"When TM is added to a phrase, it ADDS something you can’t do in a regular conversation," says Fonteyn. "I don’t think this originates in speech, because I don’t think anyone actually says "the point TM."

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"This emphatic method might actually originate in digital language: they’re not just indicating prosody from spoken language but they are adding a visual joke to it, TM in Hyperscript," Fonteyn adds.

What we're witnessing is the nascent beginnings of informal written English becoming even more expressive than spoken English.

Perhaps we should add "IRL conversations" to The Official List of Things Millennials Destroyed. LOL.
 
Oh just fuck off, no seriously just fuck off.

This is because of shitty education and people having to work inside of artificial limits imposed on them by technological platforms and more importantly people who have nothing to say feeling like they have to say something if you give somebody an unoccupied soapbox of any form they will Pontificate like an Priest who needs his donations.
 
I disagree. Millennials are utter vermin and I think I just detected one!
Funny you say that, I base my shit on facts, you do it on feelings, tumblr needs you, gogogogooooo.
Also, most millennials I know can't write for shit on social media bastardized netspeak English or not. They are about as awful as grandmas at expressing themselves in a coherent manner online.
I remember when it was fairly easy to spot people who wasn't english native.
 
Shit, I guess I was the only one who found that kind of interesting. Fuckit. I guess I'll be the contrarian.

Also, most millennials I know can't write for shit on social media bastardized netspeak English or not. They are about as awful as grandmas at expressing themselves in a coherent manner online.

This is actually what pissed me off most about this article. Most millennials are absolute shit at even bastardizing the English language. They suck at it. They can't even meme! They're idiots.

Funny you say that, I base my shit on facts, you do it on feelings, tumblr needs you, gogogogooooo.

Homosexual millennial detected.
 
This is actually what pissed me off most about this article. Most millennials are absolute shit at even bastardizing the English language. They suck at it. They can't even meme! They're idiots.
Back in my day we used to have to use our dialup modems to go on stileproject to look at distended anuses. And we were thankful. Kids nowadays with their faceyspace and their instatwitter have it too good. They don't even call each other faggots anymore on the AOL chat. This world is going to hell.
 
Back in my day we used to have to use our dialup modems to go on stileproject to look at distended anuses. And we were thankful. Kids nowadays with their faceyspace and their instatwitter have it too good. They don't even call each other faggots anymore on the AOL chat. This world is going to hell.

I really miss the time when shit that was posted on stileproject could actually shock and offend me. Remember that time? It was so long ago. Now, that shit is normal.
 
I think it's cool they are able to express more online through this manner of writing but it's bad if they aren't learning or holding onto proper grammar in school. It's best to fully grasp the rules first whether it be in art, music or language before you subvert it.
 
At least it isn't early 00's chatspeak.
Oh lawd, I'd love to see a linguist analyze that.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
 
What I'm getting from this is that millennials are replacing non-verbal communication (body language, spoken tone) used in the face-to-face personal interactions they no longer participate in, with a kind of nuanced netspeak filled with ironic subversions of convenient writing conventions.

And yet, they're taking the neet tumblr and twitter-progressive crowds as a representation of the millennial population as a whole, when normal people talking in broken English online really isn't that complex lol.
They're really bringing it on themselves in the end.
 
"Millennials destroyed the rules of written English – and created something better"

Has the meaning of "better" changed too?

Millennials didn't destroy shit. They're utterly worthless and incapable of doing anything effective at all.

They certainly didn't destroy the English language, which still exists.

Fucking garbage articles like this should cause their authors to commit suicide as the absolutely worthless assholes they are.
 
It's like we're going back to pre-Samuel Johnson era where everyone just made shit up as they went along. English is already difficult enough to learn as a non-speaker. Hopefully people drop this sort of schtick and speak and type normally when trying to communicate with someone whose first language isn't English.

Then again, English has shifted and changed depending on the region it has taken root in. Japlish, Chinglish, Indian English, etc. have unique takes on our language to fit with their own.
 
"Millennials destroyed the rules of written English – and created something better"

Has the meaning of "better" changed too?

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Considering the way that these new informal "rules" allow for more effective communication of tone and emotion in text, no. It's a bit silly seeing the "new rules" laid out like this since they're discussing an inherently informal type of communication in a formal way, but this article seems generally accurate.
 
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