Minecraft

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Lucky. I usually have to go out of my way to find one.

Apparently they’re like above ground biomes in that they sprawl endlessly. I also happened to have the bad luck to spawn in an area littered with shitty desert and badlands. Desert, badlands, and lush caves. I’ve found that if I go far enough away I get normal caves.

 

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There are two problems with that plan:

1. The first part assumes Mojang cares about E-celebs like Dream enough to have his ban bother them. Not to mention we already have people like AntVenom voicing their displeasure about the system anyway.

2. The second part assumes the average person wouldn't be put off by piracy for two reasons: Convenience and Legality.

My guess is that this system has some sort of whitelist that stops reporting against Mojang/Microsoft employees or hell maybe ecelebs (because you can trust big brother ). And for mods / piracy, you kind of needs performance mods to run minecraft stable (like sodium) so I could see people installing client (No Chat Reports) or server (NoEncryption) side mods to circumvent.
The major problem I would say is legal/tos, Mojang is probably gonna make a crackdown through litigations or introducing an anti-tamper/'cheat' and banning mods that circumvent. They might go sofar to even go after cracked clients (considering they have the backing of Microsoft). If even litigation trolling gets too much, their plan would be probably to can Java as deprecated and obfuscated, which will give them greater control to add all the features, essentially killing the already fragmented minecraft modding scene

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Wow. What an absolute fucking nigger.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/...raft_1191_release_candidate_3_is_out/ihqdwny/ (https://archive.ph/iLiVv)

I predicted that there would be a compromise, but they're pulling the harassment card and saying they're gonna stick with the plan, which will probably lead to the legal methods above being used.
That community post is also interesting because of the context, Mojang adds an abhorrent feature, where it's universally despised, and when they get criticism, they choose to cite the 'harassment' ones as their reasons for ignoring criticism all arround, and shaming the nigger cattle for not telling them in 'the appropriate locations' rather than admiting any faults.
If 'the minecraft community' and Mojang are a couple, than Mojang is the abusive and manipulative partner, gaslighting and getting the community to grovel and use their own methods.
The same 'community manager also posted this (Archive), handwaving criticism of 'some guys' even though it was very large ecelebs and a large chunk of the so called community.

 

[What the shit]

Mojang, and more importantly Microsoft, made the most retarded decision on Earth right now.

 

[Din Djarin]

Remember when I wished that the KF server would come back? I don't think I want that anymore
(Not that I think anyone here would actually abuse this shit, but who knows.)

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

My guess is that this system has some sort of whitelist that stops reporting against Mojang/Microsoft employees or hell maybe ecelebs (because you can trust big brother ).

You're honestly overestimating the cunning on Mojang's part. I don't see why such a whitelist would even exist considering the average player would never be in the same server as a developer and, even if such a situation were to happen, they wouldn't say anything in the chat that could get them banned.

As for E-celebs, Mojang have yet to give any Minecraft Youtubers any kind of special treatment. Don't see why they'd do it now.

Mojang, and more importantly Microsoft, made the most retarded decision on Earth right now.

That goes without saying, but unfortunately all they can do at this point is take the PR hit and move on.

 

[What the shit]

That goes without saying, but unfortunately all they can do at this point is take the PR hit and move on.

I'm just curious what servers will be affected the most.

 

[Niggergante]

Minecraft hasn't had a good update since 1.11 (when the end was made to be not shit) and it's a shame that these fucks keep pushing trash and people keep consuming it.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Minecraft/...raft_1191_release_candidate_3_is_out/ihqdwny/ (https://archive.ph/iLiVv)

Tl:dr
"We here at Mojang and Microsoft understand that you don't like some of the things we do, but we value and appreciate feedback.
HOWEVER"

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.​

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

The truth is with old versions of Java Microsoft has zero control. Playermade servers, plug-ins, and clients rule everything. Bedrock is the hellscape of Microsoft's dreams complete with kiddy-exploiting cash shop and censorship/moderation tools. Microsoft's current goal is to skirt around their contract as best as they can to ruin Java or corral the playerbase into bedrock.

If you didn't know, stipulations of Microsoft's purchase of Mojang protected the original version of minecraft (Java) from certain changes such as a cash shop. Notch was smart enough to see that they'd try to ruin his game, but failed to realize the lengths they would go to to ruin it. Instead of ruining the game directly, they decided to recreate the game from the ground up (bedrock) and ruin the new version of the game instead. Morale of the story: don't sell your one-in-a-million success story indie studio to Microsoft. The billions aren't worth it.

 

[Distant Ranger]

2b2t on suicide watch

even though hause will never update the server, now would be the worst time

 

[AnOminous]

Lmao @ idiots, you worshipped a corporation, you get exactly what you fucking deserve.

 

[LoveBunny<3]

I used to play minecraft a lot, I don't play much anymore, but I do make Mc skins a lot, but when it comes to game play I'm a builder. I suck at survival stuff but I do love mining.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

2b2t on suicide watch

even though hause will never update the server, now would be the worst time

Nah, they'll never enable this on that server. Even if they update to 1.19 they'll use plug-ins to disable it.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Literally all mojang had to do was make this a opt in feature for servers, hell make it a default option that is hidden under 12 menus but at least give people a option, mojang is speed running the fanbases respect and i this WILL back fire in their faces.

Good job mojang, you incompetent cunts

 

[Shaka Brah]

Literally all mojang had to do was make this a opt in feature for servers, hell make it a default option that is hidden under 12 menus but at least give people a option, mojang is speed running the fanbases respect and i this WILL back fire in their faces.

Good job mojang, you incompetent cunts

They know that if it was optional nobody would use it, and thus they couldn't ban anyone.

 

[Sugriva]

The main consumer of Minecraft is literal children. Microsoft and Mojang couldn't give less of a shit about you.

 

[reptile101]

The main consumer of Minecraft is literal children. Microsoft and Mojang couldn't give less of a shit about you.

im pretty sure roblox was for kids too idk what happened there but that changed even if the makers still pretend its for kids lol

 

[highlighter_shitposting]

There are two problems with that plan:

1. The first part assumes Mojang cares about E-celebs like Dream enough to have his ban bother them. Not to mention we already have people like AntVenom voicing their displeasure about the system anyway.

2. The second part assumes the average person wouldn't be put off by piracy for two reasons: Convenience and Legality.

1. Yes they do, that's their advertisiment
2. To pirate mimecraft you don't even need a torrent-just register on tlauncher site, clicl download and you're done. Mods are more convenient as well

 

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To pirate mimecraft you don't even need a torrent-just register on tlauncher site, clicl download and you're done. Mods are more convenient as well

I believe there are alotta mods or plugins that allow you to make an authentication system just for your server, in theory Mojang just provides an authentication server, so why not just have your own system? Mojang should have learnt from Microsoft (since their history with the xbox 360 and original xbox) that you should never underestimate modders and give them motivation. Their weird method of attaching a signiture to each message has already been defeated simply.