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Reinstalled Minecraft recently and had that exact same reaction. I fucking hate how busy the new launcher is. Compared to the Utilitarian old launcher.
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Back in the day there used to be such a minigame called "dwarves vs zombies" which a few different servers ran. Probably the most fun I've had on Minecraft ever. Unfortunately all the servers are essentially dead now
This brings up a new question:
What mini games do you miss playing that servers don't have anymore?

For me, there was a server that had something called "Earth Games", where you would fight other players in a dirt arena and use shovels to dig around to make your own paths. There was chests in spawn that let you buy weapons and armor with points earned from killing enemies.
 
Reinstalled Minecraft recently and had that exact same reaction. I fucking hate how busy the new launcher is. Compared to the Utilitarian old launcher.
The nu-launcher isn't meant to be a launcher, it's supposed to be an ad wall for Minecraft products. Same as the modern minecraft.net site. If you can actually navigate to the content you want with expediency they consider it a design failure because the goal is to advertise Bedrock Marketplace packs to you.

What mini games do you miss playing that servers don't have anymore?
There was a very popular gamemode back in the day called Dwarves vs Zombies. Everyone would be on a team of dwarves with different roles and you had about 30 minutes to build up a giant castle to defend a central structure. People would build walls, ramparts, battlements, towers, etc. to defend, but some of the food-makers would build little bakeries and hand out food to people who went by. After the building time was up, a random set of players would be stricken with a plague and become monsters who had to raid the dwarven stronghold, kill everyone, and then demolish the central structure. Any dwarves they killed would become monsters, and there was no "win state" for dwarves, so the goal was to just survive as long as possible, culminating in an epic last stand on the structure.

It was a blast and there were times I'd just mainline it for like 4 hours a day every day. The problem is that the one server running it was made by a guy who wanted it to become a "real Minecraft server" so it started constantly going down so he could add SMP/factions and a whole bunch of other SNCA content. When those plans fell through (because people just wanted to play DvZ) the server died. I think there are fan recreations now but they probably add a bunch of gay retard shit.
 
Honestly it's kind of hard to enjoy Minecraft nowadays. For a game about "doing whatever you want" it's always the same repetitive gameplay.
1. Get wood
2. Build tools
3. Build house
4. Mine for resources
5. Build better tools.

Not really any other way to play it.
 
The problem is that the one server running it was made by a guy who wanted it to become a "real Minecraft server" so it started constantly going down so he could add SMP/factions and a whole bunch of other SNCA content. When those plans fell through (because people just wanted to play DvZ) the server died.
What was that server called? I played DvZ a whole lot when I was younger but the actual name of the server it was on is escaping me. MinePlex had a somewhat similar minigame I really liked where there was a “king” in a castle that half of the players had to defend and the other half played as the invading hostile mobs trying to get to the king and kill him.
 
No, but I'm a zoomer, and in some sense, chudjak is the pepe/sneed of my generation.
no it's not, pepe/sneed are different than 'jaks else they wouldn't have different names...
Honestly it's kind of hard to enjoy Minecraft nowadays. For a game about "doing whatever you want" it's always the same repetitive gameplay.
1. Get wood
2. Build tools
3. Build house
4. Mine for resources
5. Build better tools.
Not really any other way to play it.
what the fuck were you expecting from the game called MINE CRAFT?
 
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Guude, leader of the Mindcrack group (a formerly very popular SMP community of various Minecraft YouTubers) has been arrested. Mindcrack formally released a statement about an hour ago on X:
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According to the subreddit this is his booking. Jason Ray Korpulinski, ten counts of second degree sexual exploitation of a minor (trading CP over Telegram groupchats is my guess):
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Guude, leader of the Mindcrack group (a formerly very popular SMP community of various Minecraft YouTubers) has been arrested. Mindcrack formally released a statement about an hour ago on X:
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According to the subreddit this is his booking. Jason Ray Korpulinski, ten counts of second degree sexual exploitation of a minor (trading CP over Telegram groupchats is my guess):
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Bro, who isn’t trading CP these days this shit’s getting out of hand.
Minecraft YouTubers, Discord mods, etc, never trust them.
 
Guude, leader of the Mindcrack group (a formerly very popular SMP community of various Minecraft YouTubers) has been arrested. Mindcrack formally released a statement about an hour ago on X:
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According to the subreddit this is his booking. Jason Ray Korpulinski, ten counts of second degree sexual exploitation of a minor (trading CP over Telegram groupchats is my guess):
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GuudeBoulderfist is his Youtube channel, right?
 
Guude, leader of the Mindcrack group (a formerly very popular SMP community of various Minecraft YouTubers) has been arrested. Mindcrack formally released a statement about an hour ago on X:
Fuck I used to watch some of these guys play modded minecraft. Guude wasn't the most popular of the youtubers but it is crazy to me that this happened. Whenever a minecraft youtuber has done shit like this in the past its always been someone I've never even heard of. It's makes me feel very sad this was a part of my childhood.
 
Fuck I used to watch some of these guys play modded minecraft. Guude wasn't the most popular of the youtubers but it is crazy to me that this happened. Whenever a minecraft youtuber has done shit like this in the past its always been someone I've never even heard of. It's makes me feel very sad this was a part of my childhood.
Was just a matter of time, back in the day it was assumed at least a quarter of the minecraft youtube crowd was doing some shit like this or talking to kids. If it wasn't this guy, it would have been someone else in the group.
 
GuudeBoulderfist is his Youtube channel, right?
Yes. Crazy how the Mindcrack group used to have Minecon panels and now he's barely cracking 1k views.

Was just a matter of time, back in the day it was assumed at least a quarter of the minecraft youtube crowd was doing some shit like this or talking to kids. If it wasn't this guy, it would have been someone else in the group.
I know literally nothing about them because I haven't watched MCYT since I was 13 but as far as I know Hermitcraft has had literally zero issues over the last ten years with pedophiles/criminals.
 
Yes. Crazy how the Mindcrack group used to have Minecon panels and now he's barely cracking 1k views.


I know literally nothing about them because I haven't watched MCYT since I was 13 but as far as I know Hermitcraft has had literally zero issues over the last ten years with pedophiles/criminals.
Isn't Hermitcraft a different group? Thought they splintered off ages ago. Still doesn't change that it'll only be a matter of time till one of 'em gets caught for something. This Guude guy has been at it for 15 years before finally getting caught up in bullshit. Just because they haven't had an issue in a decade, doesn't mean they're all clean. They're minecraft youtube creators afterall.
 
Yes. Crazy how the Mindcrack group used to have Minecon panels and now he's barely cracking 1k views.


I know literally nothing about them because I haven't watched MCYT since I was 13 but as far as I know Hermitcraft has had literally zero issues over the last ten years with pedophiles/criminals.
Hermitcraft had to boot Iskall after some fans accused him of being a creep. Though, I'm not sure if that was a "I fucked my idol and now I regret it" thing, or if Iskall had a thing for using his "clout" (such that it is) to get eager fan pussy. Stressmonster left at the same time as Iskall, and then deleted all her content. I think the rumor was they were together, and that's why she left/stood by him.

Also from the sounds of it, Iskall threw a bitchfit when the rest of Hermitcraft asked him "Can you please explain what this is about?", and then threw an even bigger bitchfit when Hermitcraft made a reasonable-enough business decision to give him the boot.
 
I knew that shit was going to happen eventually. I always use this guy as the example of what happens when you go from huge youtube success to nothing and still keep going. It was inevitable. Also anyone who drives the new beetle as a grown ass man is probably a pedo.
 
I distinctly remember a clip from whichever season started with the 1.8 snapshots, where Guude said something to the effect of "we need more kids on this server" lmfao, was probably in one of the weekly recaps
 
I knew that shit was going to happen eventually. I always use this guy as the example of what happens when you go from huge youtube success to nothing and still keep going. It was inevitable. Also anyone who drives the new beetle as a grown ass man is probably a pedo.
I'm not sure it's even the "be a success, fail, and keep going" thing. It's a grown adult doing youtube for an audience of kids. It's going to attract people that are into this shit.
 
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