There's really nowhere for me to go. My state is EXCEEDINGLY strict about crypto and even the AG is going after the 'shadier' websites. If there are better sites to hide my income get better fees, let me know.
There's lots of ways you could hide your gains, esp with a foreign exchange and a vpn. But unfortunately, once you covert back to USD, and especially if it goes back to a bank you'll find taxman's nose in your asshole.
other possible ideas are all a pain in the ass, unless you're looking at massive gains:
- covert it all to btc, and use one of those btc for cash services where it's party-to-party, and in-person (localbitcoins). Almost all sellers/buyers will want to deal in cash. Meet in public, and bring a friend. If the person you meet is cool, try to stay in contact with them. The people willing to pay cash for btc are always a good resource to have.
- buy things with your ETH, sell those things. If a store accepts ETH/BTC, buy that thing, and return that thing for cash.
- hodl until its easier to buy normal goods, and use it to buy the things you'd normally buy with cash (food, gas, etc).
Alternatively, I'd also suggest the opportunity to blow it all on russian hookers.
EDIT: Forgot about prepaid VISA cards. Back in the day (I NEVER DID THIS ONLY HEARD ABOUT IT), there would be services to purchase prepaid visa cards with BTC. These services might still be around