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And now we know why Chris rarely, if ever, thinks things through.
 
Perhaps Chris has precognotive abilities and the headache and resulting gibberish is the result of foreknowledge of today's email leak.
 
cubesandcubes said:
Perhaps Chris has precognotive abilities and the headache and resulting gibberish is the result of foreknowledge of today's email leak.
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Chris in Minority Report would rule.
 
I guess you'd have to measure the headache on some kind of pain scale. So if a headache was equal to thinking, then thinking would have to hurt. So if your headache measures 6 on a scale of 1 to 10, then the amount of thought was also a six. On the thinking scale maybe? How do I know if my thoughts are a six or not? Was I not thinking deeply that day because I am tired, or am I just not altogether smart enough to think in excess of six-rated thoughts? Is ten on the thinking/pain scale my personal maximum of thinking/pain, or is it for all of mankind?
 
snowkitten91 said:
I wonder what our manbaby has been thinking about that could be giving him headaches?
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Finding a boyfriend free girl.
 
sethrutgers22 said:
I guess you'd have to measure the headache on some kind of pain scale. So if a headache was equal to thinking, then thinking would have to hurt. So if your headache measures 6 on a scale of 1 to 10, then the amount of thought was also a six. On the thinking scale maybe? How do I know if my thoughts are a six or not? Was I not thinking deeply that day because I am tired, or am I just not altogether smart enough to think in excess of six-rated thoughts? Is ten on the thinking/pain scale my personal maximum of thinking/pain, or is it for all of mankind?
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Great, now I have a headache. Thanks a lot.
 
Translation: Don't ask me tough questions or point out things about life I don't like thinking about. Just smile and praise me. Praise me!
 
Alec, sorry for the OT, but did you chibi-fy Asperchu in your icon, or is that the work of some other artist? It's, what do the weebs say, kawaii~!
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Alec, sorry for the OT, but did you chibi-fy Asperchu in your icon, or is that the work of some other artist? It's, what do the weebs say, kawaii~!
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Seconded! :)
 
Nope, I Punky-fied it.

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I just typed "Punky" on Google. And now I'm laughing my ass off. Thanks ABL.
 
Musing:

A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.
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I think Chris is trying to say that headaches and physical ailments are proportionate to the amount of stressful thinking you're doing. Which is a great way for him to pull out the "I can't do this, I'm TOO STRESSED" card. Again.


But going by this logic, Stephen Hawking is in a wheelchair because he's too smart.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Nope, I Punky-fied it.

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Its sad that I immediately knew what your new avatar was based off of.
 
Dear Chris,

Never say 'musing' again.

From spaps.
 
Henry Bemis said:
To his credit, he doesn't seem to have ripped it off from anything.
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As evidenced by the fact that it makes no sense.
 
I'm sure he got the word "musing" from somewhere, he's been using that frequently lately.

It is technically accurate, but really all he does is "muse" since he's not doing anything else with his time.
 
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