Minor Facebook Update 5/6/2013

[Tubular Monkey]

Chris should write fortune cookies.

"Confucius say: This one MUST be real girl."

 

[MY 405]

I'm sure he got the word "musing" from somewhere, he's been using that frequently lately.

It is technically accurate, but really all he does is "muse" since he's not doing anything else with his time.

"Musing" would suggest that he had been visited by divine inspirations of literature, science and art -- current evidence suggests none of them have ever been knocking at 14BC.

 

[pickleniggo]

I'm sure he got the word "musing" from somewhere, he's been using that frequently lately.

It is technically accurate, but really all he does is "muse" since he's not doing anything else with his time.

Chris is taking a stab at being the next Peggy Hill when she had her "musings" column, I tell ya what.

 

[CatParty]

I'm sure he got the word "musing" from somewhere, he's been using that frequently lately.

It is technically accurate, but really all he does is "muse" since he's not doing anything else with his time.

Chris is taking a stab at being the next Peggy Hill when she had her "musings" column, I tell ya what.

musings about what grinds his gears.

 

[shutupman]

Is this Chris' way of explaining why he acts so stupid most of the time?
He doesn't want a headache?

 

[Holdek]

Not much of note. Apparently his musings are a thing now.

Musing:

A headache is equal to the amount of thought put into making it.

LOL. This basically just means:

I wonder if Chris still has Megan as his muse?

 

[Kosher Dill]

"Musing" would suggest that he had been visited by divine inspirations of literature, science and art -- current evidence suggests none of them have ever been knocking at 14BC.

Obviously you've never heard of the tenth Muse: Autistica, patron goddess of fanfiction.

 

[MY 405]

"Musing" would suggest that he had been visited by divine inspirations of literature, science and art -- current evidence suggests none of them have ever been knocking at 14BC.

Obviously you've never heard of the tenth Muse: Autistica, patron goddess of fanfiction.

Oh GodBear help me! I think I've been visited by that particular muse since the summer of 1977.... There is now not enough Lexapro in the world for me, I am doomed.

 

[The Dude]

Dirty crapped briefs are equal to the amount of McDonalds that go into his fat face.