Minor victories for Chris

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The Mackers said:
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Yeah sure, theres this!

Aaaahh fuck it, dont know how to show a youtube video haha
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Fixed. :)
 
Cleaning his shower and cleaning his hair during the Jackie saga. Now if only he could do the rest of his house and body, and do it regularly...
 
CatParty said:
the hooker
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...he won in that he got to have sex. He lost in that he had to resort to paying for it.

Nearly every victory he's ever had is overshadowed by a much larger failure.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Nearly every victory he's ever had is overshadowed by a much larger failure.
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this is very very true. even with the zinger on thaddeus, chris was the one who ended up humiliating himself by humping his ps3
 
I can't even think of any victory, big or small, in which Chris did not lose something more in that winning. It's always been a "win the fight" "lose the war" with Chris. Win: Have sex, Lose: no love and had to pay for it. Win: any zingers he made at any troll. Lose: "girlfriends", hump PS3, let us know he shits himself regularly, drinks his own cumuppance, etc. Win: not as heavy as we think Lose: he's 220lbs of pure fat, no muscle. Win: loses weight Lose: still pure fat, no girlfriend, gains weight back due to lack of girlfriend. Win: he's told he's handsome Lose: by his mom.

I could go on and on, but the end of it is this: Chis never wins when you think about what he had to lose to win.
 
4Macie said:
I can't even think of any victory, big or small, in which Chris did not lose something more in that winning. It's always been a "win the fight" "lose the war" with Chris. Win: Have sex, Lose: no love and had to pay for it. Win: any zingers he made at any troll. Lose: "girlfriends", hump PS3, let us know he shits himself regularly, drinks his own cumuppance, etc. Win: not as heavy as we think Lose: he's 220lbs of pure fat, no muscle. Win: loses weight Lose: still pure fat, no girlfriend, gains weight back due to lack of girlfriend. Win: he's told he's handsome Lose: by his mom.

I could go on and on, but the end of it is this: Chis never wins when you think about what he had to lose to win.
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So it's more accurate to say that every victory Chris ever has is a pyrrhic victory. Like his "victory" in staying out of jail after the October 28, 2011 incident, only to end up imprisoned in his own home by his mother.
 
He hasn't been banned from all the Walmarts in the state! Victory over the twolls!
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Met the Pickle Man face-to-face, didn't poo himself. He was quite proud of that, IIRC.
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I loved that. He was soooo proud that he didn't shit himself; so much so that he admitted to having to concentrate really hard to not shit himself. Of course, the "lose" here is that he shits himself so regularly that NOT shitting himself is a win...
 
4Macie said:
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Met the Pickle Man face-to-face, didn't poo himself. He was quite proud of that, IIRC.
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I loved that. He was soooo proud that he didn't shit himself; so much so that he admitted to having to concentrate really hard to not shit himself. Of course, the "lose" here is that he shits himself so regularly that NOT shitting himself is a win...
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Heh, yeah, that's always one of my favorites :pickle:

Jackolantern said:
Didn't he once get sent a laptop by a troll?
The troll put keyloggers and trojans on it or something but Chris reformatted and got a free laptop.
Chris 1, Trolls: 109573

Open to correction on this as I can't remember the exact details.
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Oh yeah, I don't remember all the specifics, but yeah, it was pretty much this. That was actually a pretty good job on Chris' part.

Doge said:
The Ohio Trip has always been the big one for me, basically because he achieved a milestone that normal people actually achieve that's kind of a victory. That and I just like road trips.
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Yeah, I agree with this one too. It was really one of the few examples of Chris ever demonstrating that he had balls.
 
CatParty said:
he's like a walking twilight zone episode
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My favorite is the one where he survives the nuclear apocalypse by falling asleep inside the hoard, then comes out and realizes there are no McDs or Wal-Marts left. Close to ending it all with a Megatron pistol, he finds his salvation in an undamaged stash of vidya, but then carelessly drops and breaks his Vita.
 
He got laid. Granted, he cheated by getting a prostituite, but he certainly doesn't obsess about sex anymore and that's one atom of progress.
 
The Ohio trip, and the prostitute. Massive steps for somebody like Chris.

Although I'm not 100% convinced that he actually went to a prostitute. I'm halfway thinking he just claimed he did to try and "punish" a certain gal-pal with guilt for making him spend $100 instead of giving him her sweet china for free, like he repeatedly asked her to.
 
Dynastia said:
Although I'm not 100% convinced that he actually went to a prostitute. I'm halfway thinking he just claimed he did to try and "punish" a certain gal-pal with guilt for making him spend $100 instead of giving him her sweet china for free, like he repeatedly asked her to.
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Nah, he got laid.
 
Marvin said:
Dynastia said:
Although I'm not 100% convinced that he actually went to a prostitute. I'm halfway thinking he just claimed he did to try and "punish" a certain gal-pal with guilt for making him spend $100 instead of giving him her sweet china for free, like he repeatedly asked her to.
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Nah, he got laid.
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Didn't someone else set it up for him though?
 
Wow, it's just sitting there for you guys and nobody is taking it, so I'm going to claim it;

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(ETA: proper video embedding.)
 
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