Miriam Yaniv / Miriam Altman - Jonathan Yaniv's mother - enabler, spends 24 hours "or more" every day with her son

Abortions4All said:
I wonder if that's how he keeps her under his thumb. "If you don't do as I say, I'll tell everyone you molested me!"

Whether she actually touched his peepee or not, she's got to know that with a son as twisted as Jonathan, plenty of us would believe almost anything happened in his childhood to make him crack.
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It would be pretty believable even from a freak like him. He obviously has serious mental issues related to his mother and they had to get there somehow.
 
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Miriam's still silent, but I noticed today that she follows Ty.
Weeb wars vs the Yanivs would make for a weird crossover.
 
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AnOminous said:
It would be pretty believable even from a freak like him. He obviously has serious mental issues related to his mother and they had to get there somehow.
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Yeah this reeks of a lacking a father figure situation, he had the right idea to bail or die.
 
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Where is the aunt ? When they lived in Greenside, they were always together. A neighbour of theirs was witness to the aftermath of Jonathan assauting the aunt. The aunt told the neighbour that Jonathan pushed her and she hurt her ankle. She wanted to call the police,but Miriam wouldn't let her. Where is Miriam's sister? I wonder if it's possible to get a wellness check on her
 
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Sookie said:
Where is the aunt ? When they lived in Greenside, they were always together. A neighbour of theirs was witness to the aftermath of Jonathan assauting the aunt. The aunt told the neighbour that Jonathan pushed her and she hurt her ankle. She wanted to call the police,but Miriam wouldn't let her. Where is Miriam's sister? I wonder if it's possible to get a wellness check on her
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I don't think I've seen her in Walnut Grove and I can't see a sane relative managing to live with these two.
 
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Sookie said:
Where is the aunt ? When they lived in Greenside, they were always together. A neighbour of theirs was witness to the aftermath of Jonathan assauting the aunt. The aunt told the neighbour that Jonathan pushed her and she hurt her ankle. She wanted to call the police,but Miriam wouldn't let her. Where is Miriam's sister? I wonder if it's possible to get a wellness check on her
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Funny Jonathan and Miriam call the cops or ambulance when they sneeze now, but Miriam wouldn’t hear of it when Jonathan assaulted her sister.

Miriam and Jonathan truly deserve the hell of each other.
 
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Calling for a welfare check for mamma Yaniv.

I’m concerned we’ve had no sightings, and her social media has gone very quiet.
Jon’s been winning all these awards, and getting attacked and stuff, and she’s not been there for her boi 😭

I mean she hasn’t kissed his arse since the 20th August, and last tweeted 27th August. Jon’s looking extra porky atm, and been dress shopping, and paid expensive membership fees. Just saying.
 
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A Pare A Teeth said:
I mean she hasn’t kissed his arse since the 20th August, and last tweeted 27th August. Jon’s looking extra porky atm, and been dress shopping, and paid expensive membership fees. Just saying.
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As a certifiable Yanivologist I'd say it's relatively unlikely he's eaten her. It seems much more likely that he'd prop her mummified body up at the window, Norman Bates style.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
As a certifiable Yanivologist I'd say it's relatively unlikely he's eaten her. It seems much more likely that he'd prop her mummified body up at the window, Norman Bates style.
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Interesting that’d you’d think I meant he ate her 🤔
This shows either you’re a true Yanivologist as you recognise it’s not out of the realms of possibility or you, yourself have odd eating habits...

I just meant if mamma is away or indeed propped in a window Jon is clearly free to eat all the pies 😉
 
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A Pare A Teeth said:
This shows either you’re a true Yanivologist as you recognise it’s not out of the realms of possibility or you, yourself have odd eating habits...
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Well, I did say 'certifiable' not 'certified'...

A Pare A Teeth said:
I just meant if mamma is away or indeed propped in a window Jon is clearly free to eat all the pies 😉
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Come to think of it, we haven't got any evidence that he didn't eat her, and watching the Canadian justice system trying to avoid prosecuting him for murder and cannibalism because he's a Protected Class would be fascinating.
 
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A Pare A Teeth said:
Calling for a welfare check for mamma Yaniv.

I’m concerned we’ve had no sightings, and her social media has gone very quiet.
Jon’s been winning all these awards, and getting attacked and stuff, and she’s not been there for her boi 😭

I mean she hasn’t kissed his arse since the 20th August, and last tweeted 27th August. Jon’s looking extra porky atm, and been dress shopping, and paid expensive membership fees. Just saying.
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You might also want to call for a welfare check on the aunt as well. No one has seen her in months
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
Well, I did say 'certifiable' not 'certified'...



Come to think of it, we haven't got any evidence that he didn't eat her, and watching the Canadian justice system trying to avoid prosecuting him for murder and cannibalism because he's a Protected Class would be fascinating.
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Transubstantiation of this is needed.
 
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