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jemas42 said:
Also, based on what he says in the last one...am I the only one who think Chris may have Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha'd Colin?
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Oh yeah, I picture him reading it in an overly dramatic voice, dead serious lookon his face, while he makes autistic hand gestures. Possibly while playing anime soundtracks in the background.

Nah, that'd take too much effort on Chris' part. He'd just shake some legos and crash into slumber
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
Why does Chris assume anyone with more money than him didn't work for it? Has he forgotten how careers work in the greater than decade since he's done any work?
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He never knew how careers work at any stage of his life, why would he start getting it now?
Chris bases his entire life on cartoons, and every time some rich kid (Colin) stops the underdog protagonist (Chris) from getting what he wants, the rich kid is invariably a pampered spoiled arsehole born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Chris doesn't grasp the idea of earning your money, after all Borb never worked when he was growing up and Bob just put him on the tugboat as soon as possible
 
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I guess it's official now, whenever opposition rears its head, Chris immediately projects as much shortcomings on said opposition and has these made up infos overwrite everything he might have learned about a person beforehand.

And I'm a bit sad Colin missed out on telling Chris off again. Seriously, has Colin ever pointed out that he had to work hard for his degrees? He always just ignored it to point out different things, but that strikes me as a bit odd. He should at some point have gone "Dude, I got a PhD I had to earn with an amount of work you can't even fathom, it seems."
 
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He started out white, but apparently Null suggested making him black instead. So they send Chris of a black guy in China.
 
I like how Chris keeps insisting that Colin is somehow emotionally harming Catherine or making Catherine's life harder or even taking advantage of her sexually. He has literally no evidence of this of course and actually keeps getting more information from people that implies the exact opposite: that Catherine and Colin are having an amazing and fun time together. But what are facts to get in the way of a good Prince[ss] Chris Saves The Poor Maiden From The Evil Rich Villain story, right?
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
Why does Chris assume anyone with more money than him didn't work for it? Has he forgotten how careers work in the greater than decade since he's done any work?
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Chris doesn't work for his money, why would be assume other people had to work for theirs? There's also the cartoon logic Chris seems to run off of, that other people have addressed.
 
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Atlas 95 said:
He never knew how careers work at any stage of his life, why would he start getting it now?
Chris bases his entire life on cartoons, and every time some rich kid (Colin) stops the underdog protagonist (Chris) from getting what he wants, the rich kid is invariably a pampered spoiled arsehole born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Chris doesn't grasp the idea of earning your money, after all Borb never worked when he was growing up and Bob just put him on the tugboat as soon as possible
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Barb worked until 1996.
 
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Atlas 95 said:
Chris bases his entire life on cartoons, and every time some rich kid (Colin) stops the underdog protagonist (Chris) from getting what he wants, the rich kid is invariably a pampered spoiled arsehole born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
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This is another thing we can blame on Bob's old media.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Our_Gang

the majority of the children were poor, and the gang was often at odds with snobbish "rich kids," officious adults and parents, and other such adversaries.
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Oh. My. God.

Six years after the ED fiasco he still doesn't understand that revealing humiliating details about yourself to people who are making fun of you will not make them stop.
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His interpretation of 'humiliating details' seems to have changed. Most people would not have owned up to having a taint ring, let alone announcing it on Facebook with the intent to use it to scissor with a woman.
 
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"a bit of random humor you may take a laugh to"

Chris didn't spell "humor" as "humour". And still thinks "random access humor" is all "funny".

Also, he's still pulling the "I have suffered more than you can imagine" card that he tried to pull during the Father Call. With stuff that was mostly the result of his own (and Barb's) poor choices.
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
Why does Chris assume anyone with more money than him didn't work for it? Has he forgotten how careers work in the greater than decade since he's done any work?
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Chris literally has gained all of his knowledge of life and the real world from media. Rich people are always portrayed as cruel snobs who come from "Old Money" that look down on the poor. He has no concept of working hard and building a successful business, earning degrees that allow you to enter a high paying career, or investing the money you've earned wisely in successful stocks. All rich people to Chris were just born into wealth and never hard to work for it.

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I like how Chris keeps insisting that Colin is somehow emotionally harming Catherine or making Catherine's life harder or even taking advantage of her sexually. He has literally no evidence of this of course and actually keeps getting more information from people that implies the exact opposite: that Catherine and Colin are having an amazing and fun time together. But what are facts to get in the way of a good Prince[ss] Chris Saves The Poor Maiden From The Evil Rich Villain story, right?
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In Chris's mind if he's emotionally hurt then the other people involved must be emotionally hurt as well. He even went on to say that Colin himself will become emotionally miserable himself. Whether that misery will be due to Colin's guilt over hurting Chris's feel-bads or due to Chris cursing him is unclear, but I get the vibe that Chris is threatening Colin with curses. It's well known that Chris believes that he is able to bring people misery and strife through curses, such as shaking pseudo-voodoo doll LEGO mini-figs and the infamous CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA. In Chris's mind he an Catherine are supposed to be soul mates and the idea that Colin can make her happy while he and Chris quarrel is unfathomable to Chris.
 
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The Dude said:
Chris literally has gained all of his knowledge of life and the real world from media. Rich people are always portrayed as cruel snobs who come from "Old Money" that look down on the poor. He has no concept of working hard and building a successful business, earning degrees that allow you to enter a high paying career, or investing the money you've earned wisely in successful stocks. All rich people to Chris were just born into wealth and never hard to work for it.



In Chris's mind if he's emotionally hurt then the other people involved must be emotionally hurt as well. He even went on to say that Colin himself will become emotionally miserable himself. Whether that misery will be due to Colin's guilt over hurting Chris's feel-bads or due to Chris cursing him is unclear, but I get the vibe that Chris is threatening Colin with curses. It's well known that Chris believes that he is able to bring people misery and strife through curses, such as shaking pseudo-voodoo doll LEGO mini-figs and the infamous CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HA. In Chris's mind he an Catherine are supposed to be soul mates and the idea that Colin can make her happy while he and Chris quarrel is unfathomable to Chris.
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It seemed to work on Snyder since his business failed and he's on financially hard times himself

But then again, not so much on Megan since she seems to be well off and she's dating a rich guy SPOILED ENTITLED JERK
 
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Chris literally has gained all of his knowledge of life and the real world from media. Rich people are always portrayed as cruel snobs who come from "Old Money" that look down on the poor. He has no concept of working hard and building a successful business, earning degrees that allow you to enter a high paying career, or investing the money you've earned wisely in successful stocks. All rich people to Chris were just born into wealth and never hard to work for it.
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He does have a skewed view of the Idle rich that's for sure. I would also wager that his mother telling him tales of a "royal" lineage don't help much.
 
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Ca Ira said:
Was Colin portrayed as black? My god, I thought even Chris would have known better than to lead with, "Ha ha, your skin is the color of poop," when talking to a black person.
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The only picture Chris saw of Colin was of a black guy standing on the Wall of China (because of course Colin went to China).
And Chris has demonstrated a tendency to outbursts of racism when stressed so it's not really a surprise, sad as that is
 
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Ca Ira said:
Was Colin portrayed as black? My god, I thought even Chris would have known better than to lead with, "Ha ha, your skin is the color of poop," when talking to a black person.
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He said it wasn't racist because he didn't use the "n-word". Chris often tries to be clever like that, not realizing that it comes across as really childish and pathetic.

Just like when he said he wasn't "actually" bullied at high school because noone put him in a locker or gave him a wedgie.
 
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