Lovequest Misc Colin Communications - Updated

[Lalala]

"You keep pestering and annoying me."
He says after calling at 3.30am....goddammit Chris....

 

[KillerKarlKox]

You know what is one way to prove you aren't racist or sexist. Say that you love that race or gender, and list famous people of that race or gender that you enjoy.

 

[Haesindang Park]

What's notable (and hilarious) about these is where Chris claims that he can literally fuck himself in the ass.

Unfortunately, there's actually a shock site that shows a dude doing just that.

 

[idon'tknowhatyoumean]

Hates his dick, yet brags about it being 7 inches. Huh.

 

[Zap Rowsdower]

"Maybe I'll lend you the dildo so you can shove it up yours."

Ok that was kinda funny good job Chris.

If only the fact that Chris wears a strap-on to hide his duck didn't have to serve as a springboard.

 

[asperhes]

"I hate 99% of black men, but that doesn't make me a racist. By the way, your skin color resembles shit."

 

[Lalala]

Hates his dick, yet brags about it being 7 inches. Huh.

At this point Chris sees his junk as nothing more than a bargaining tool, something to try and one up the poopoo coloured rich man or to guilt trip Catie into getting "back" with him. Like most things, he hates it right up until he can use it for his benefit.
That's right folks, Chris's dick just became autism to him.

 

[drmccoy]

This is great and I really don't think it's ween-ie in the least. Colin is doing a great job of responding as a normal, well adjusted person would when confronted by Chris. A "WTF?!" followed by giving him back all the bullshit he's throwing out there.

But christ, what an asshole. And, again, he performs this massive TMI dump on somebody he doesn't even know. What a broken individual.

 

[Mogambo]

You know, I've never understood why racists are so desperate not to sound racist, especially when talking to members of the group they hate. What, do they need our approval or something? I say if you're racist, just come out and admit it. I'm still going to mock you for being racist, but at least I'm honest about that.

 

[Bigguy28]

Chris doing his best show what an idiotic manchild he is and how he will never be able to function in the adult world.

 

[KillerKarlKox]

He's also implying Catie is as dumb as him, and wouldn't use lube when fucking him in the ass with a strap on.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

You know, I've never understood why racists are so desperate not to sound racist, especially when talking to members of the group they hate. What, do they need our approval or something? I say if you're racist, just come out and admit it. I'm still going to mock you for being racist, but at least I'm honest about that.

It's because they know racists are bad people. Since they also know they're not bad people, they must not be racists. Therefore, the word "racist" can only mean someone who isn't like them, usually actual Klan members.

 

[gamer2014]

Oh Chris you just keep digging yourself deeper and deeper.

 

[asperhes]

It looks like we don't have to worry about Chris pursuing a sex-change operation or attempting self-mutilation, because he needs to produce Crystal first, and we know that will never happen. He will die with a penis.

 

[Billy_Sama]

If Chris is bragging about being able to trible with a lesbian, why the hell is he trying to get Catie in the first place?

 

[warongiygas]

These are the last of the text messages. What's notable (and hilarious) about these is where Chris claims that he can literally fuck himself in the ass.

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I wonder if Chris has actually tried to work his penis up his ass... He does have a weird fixation with putting things up there...

 

[Billy Boy]

"How about you take a spin on the color wheel, and get dizzy in the spiraling rainbow?"
"WTF does that even mean?"

this is absolute gold.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I love the part where Chris starts mocking Colin's job XD
"Why don't you go back to your exciting, high-paying, prestigious job, you LOSER "

 

[slep]

Chris seems to operate in only two modes:

Sad, whining, and pathetic

or

Smug, obnoxious, and demanding

No middle ground between the extremes. No being contented, or caring, or even thinking about anyone but himself. Just "Oh, pity me! Give me stuff and do things for me!" or "I'm better than you, you little worm!".

32 years of nothing but this. God damn! No wonder poor Bob lost the will to live.

 

[Tomboy]

"I'm not racist, Fat Albert is funny."