MrJokerRager
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Miss Universe is on tonight. I will start by posting my favorite miss universe winner, the one in 2004.
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All you need to win a Miss Universe pageant is to be pretty, dumb, and make a political point.
2004: Save the Animals!
2019: ORANGE MAN BAD
2004: Save the Animals!
2019: ORANGE MAN BAD
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They also need to be articulate in passable English, for the international audience. Where is Trump when you need him to "bodyshame" these thots?
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Add blackface and you can run Canada.
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And of course a South African won it lol
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MrJokerRager
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Just found out from /pol/ before they officially announced it here in the west coast on the broadcast. WTF, the one in 2017 was very attractive, so much that Tim Tebow probably lost his virginity (assuming we take him at his word that he saving himself for marriage and still a virgin) to her already. Well, kiwis, you were right, it was going to be a token.
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You hate orange man.
If you trooned out I'd vote for you.
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Her name sounds like the sound a fork makes when its dropped on an iron pot.
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Peep the Miss Iceland contestant:
Meet The Contestants Of Miss Universe Iceland 2018
Miss Universe Iceland 2018- Meet The Contestants Iceland is ready to crown its new representative for the Miss Universe pageant. After several screenings and castings, Iceland has shortlisted its e…
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They just had to shoehorn this grotesque in there:
At least the Miss Universe winner is pretty, aside from her brillo hair along that middle-aged man hairline. That one above looks like a ugly pre-adolescent boy.
And this microcephalic one, too!
That is not the face of beauty, that is genetic aberration. She looks like she's on organ transplant anti-rejection drugs. How creepy. Beauty is not in the eye of the beeholder, proportion and balance are universal.
And just how did these bitches represent their nations?
Miss Universe qualifications conversation:
Judge: are you white?
Contestant: Yes.
Judge: Fuck off then.
Contestant: But I'm most beautiful!
Judge: Beauty does not matter, only the patina of mediocre and common brown is important. FUCK OFF THEN.
These are the judges:
They will judge Miss Universe 2019
Here is the All-Female Selection Committee (the judges) of Miss Universe 2019: 1) Gaby Espino is an internationally renowned actress, TV host, entrepreneur and one of the Latina personalities with …
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Miss Universe Ireland: what a joke
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What's the point of gathering beauty from all the nations if they are all just a runny coalescence of random browns who have no ethnic heritage in the nations they are supposed to represent? Almost none of the nations' respective ethnicities are represented, instead foreigners have been inserted. What an appalling farce.
Of course a brown women is going to win, since most of the whites have been replaced in their own nations (I mean in this contest, though that's true enough, or becoming true enough, elsewhere as well). I suspect this is somewhat bitter for South Africans, as not only are their people undergoing genocide by the people this winner represents, but to have their country represented by a foreigner in a contest of beauty.
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Manwithn0n0men
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Does she have full blown aids?
MrJokerRager
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The last good miss universe contest for me was 2017. After that, it's not on miss world's level yet of banning the swimsuit competition but it's going to get worse. The voice overs while they did the swimsuit walk was annoying and I just noticed they stopped doing ratings on the broadcast as the old ones used to show it.Peep the Miss Iceland contestant:
Meet The Contestants Of Miss Universe Iceland 2018
Miss Universe Iceland 2018- Meet The Contestants Iceland is ready to crown its new representative for the Miss Universe pageant. After several screenings and castings, Iceland has shortlisted its e…
They just had to shoehorn this grotesque in there:
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At least the Miss Universe winner is pretty, aside from her brillo hair along that middle-aged man hairline. That one above looks like a ugly pre-adolescent boy.
And this microcephalic one, too!
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That is not the face of beauty, that is genetic aberration. She looks like she's on organ transplant anti-rejection drugs. How creepy. Beauty is not in the eye of the beeholder, proportion and balance are universal.
And just how did these bitches represent their nations?
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Miss Universe qualifications conversation:
Judge: are you white?
Contestant: Yes.
Judge: Fuck off then.
Contestant: But I'm most beautiful!
Judge: Beauty does not matter, only the patina of mediocre and common brown is important. FUCK OFF THEN.
These are the judges:
They will judge Miss Universe 2019
Here is the All-Female Selection Committee (the judges) of Miss Universe 2019: 1) Gaby Espino is an internationally renowned actress, TV host, entrepreneur and one of the Latina personalities with …
Miss Universe Ireland: what a joke
MISS UNIVERSE IRELAND (@missuniverseireland) • Instagram photos and videos
12.1k Followers, 1,027 Following, 1,239 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from MISS UNIVERSE IRELAND (@missuniverseireland)
What's the point of gathering beauty from all the nations if they are all just a runny coalescence of random browns who have no ethnic heritage in the nations they are supposed to represent? Almost none of the nations' respective ethnicities are represented, instead foreigners have been inserted. What an appalling farce.
Of course a brown women is going to win, since most of the whites have been replaced in their own nations (I mean in this contest, though that's true enough, or becoming true enough, elsewhere as well). I suspect this is somewhat bitter for South Africans, as not only are their people undergoing genocide by the people this winner represents, but to have their country represented by a foreigner in a contest of beauty.
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Gotta say, that Jennifer Hawkins chick has some fucking swagger in her step. Like 'damn right I know I'm hot'.
That's a person? Jesus Christ, what's wrong with their face?!
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Maybe she is using the skin-smoothing function in some app? Or maybe her makeup really is 1/4" thick. Its odd that the only photos of her online are cell phone photos, nothing professional, and none very clear. She's an aspiring beauty queen, where are the 8x10 glossies? She looks like she's six feet tall and flat-chested. Maybe all that makeup is hiding a penis? (the tranny threads on here have ruined me.) Maybe that's why her face looks fonky? Maybe just very tall. A pointless mystery.
On second thought her hair is too nice. Probably just retarded tall with inherited facial weirdness.
MrJokerRager
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You rarely see women with that kind of mentality in mass media these days.
That has to be the only reason she beat the others that year like miss USA who was your typical tall southern blonde belle.
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>beauty "contest"
>in 2019
Deeply problematic. If you want to see "attractive" (Read: sexually objectived) women these days, porn is your only option. And thank God for that.
>in 2019
Deeply problematic. If you want to see "attractive" (Read: sexually objectived) women these days, porn is your only option. And thank God for that.
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I actually didn’t realise this was still going.
I’ve never been into beauty contests, but I can’t help but feel that trying to make something inherently not-woke into something woke is doomed to fail. Who are your audience? No man watches a beauty contest for the personalities and no woman’s going to watch another bunch of women paraded around for their attractiveness. I can’t even see it getting virtue signalling views, because it is still seen as exploitation.
I don’t know, I just think it is what it is, a beauty contest. Run with it and accept that some people won’t like it, or quit.
I’ve never been into beauty contests, but I can’t help but feel that trying to make something inherently not-woke into something woke is doomed to fail. Who are your audience? No man watches a beauty contest for the personalities and no woman’s going to watch another bunch of women paraded around for their attractiveness. I can’t even see it getting virtue signalling views, because it is still seen as exploitation.
I don’t know, I just think it is what it is, a beauty contest. Run with it and accept that some people won’t like it, or quit.
MrJokerRager
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Since when did left wingers go full islamic. They sound just like mullahs in Saudi Arabia when it's comes to females and how they can use their bodies. Reminds of the F1 grid girls on a British morning show where they said we like what we do and the feminist told them you are oppressed and can't think for yourself properly. Hell I give them credit for going what the religious right wing could never get done.