Misunderstood song lyrics?

[Quantum Diabetes]

I heard an old Boys II men song and they were going
“I’ll make love to you
Like a homeless dude”.

what even is that. Do they pour mad dog 20/20 on her pussy and use a shopping cart to prop her ass up?

 

[Vingle]

I do hear rainbow instead of wrecking ball

 

[winterfag]

Blinded by the light
wrapped up like a douche
another runner in the night

 

[PandaChai]

My own worst mondegreen:

If you know me so well then,​

Tell me what gender you are.​

Actually lyric is:

If you know me so well then, ​

Tell me which hand I use.​

 

[KittyGremlin]

LET'S GET RETARDED IN HERE

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Secret Asian Man

 

[sasazuka]

Sell the kids for food,
Weather changes mood,
Spring is here again,
???

Actual lyrics: Reproductive glands
What I thought it was: With its darkest plans.

 

[No Exit]

There's a part in "Another One Bites The Dust" Where the lyrics are just another one bites the dust backwards but I always hear "I'm not adopted!"

 

[The Real Me]

LET'S GET RETARDED IN HERE

 

[Pixy]

The entirety of 'Hip to be square' by Huey Lewis and The News.

It's a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

When I was little, I thought the lyrics "Bright young women, sick of swimmin', ready to stand" in "Part of Your World" from The Little Mermaid were "Pregnant women, sick of swimmin', ready to stand".

The entirety of 'Hip to be square' by Huey Lewis and The News.

It's a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

Hey, Paul!

 

[Not Really Here]

 

[GreenJacket]

There's a bathroom on the right

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

I'm gonna take my horse to the hotel room

 

[Penis Drager]

"'Scuse me while I kiss this guy."

LET'S GET RETARDED IN HERE

Those were unironically the original lyrics. "Lets get it started" is the radio safe version.

 

[Damien Thorne]

When I first heard RATM’s “Renegades of Funk”, I thought the chorus said, “When a redneck needs to fuck!”

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

"We're so alone - it's all really matters to me", when it really was "we're soul alone and soul really matters to me".

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

My blood runs cold
My memory has just been sold
My anus is the center hole

 

[Jason Wynn]

Scar tissue that I wish you saw
Sarcasm is to know-it-all
Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, 'cause
With the blood in the shed

 

[Jeff Boomhauer]

Hello, hello, hello, hell no!
With the lights out, it's a stagerous!
Here we are now, ennertanus!
I'm stupid, and contain us!
Here we are now, ennertanus!
I'm a lotto, hell if I know, I'm mosquito, I'm a beto! YEAH!