Mobile games - no candy crush

My downtown office was next to a 7-11 and I bought some of the Farmville ice creams with the code in them for in game items, my fatass was gonna eat ice cream anyways. Farmville was fun for a week.

A mobile game I'm really good at it is not accidentally "liking" a coworkers bikini pics when you're not supposed to know their social media links.
One chick looked like the caucasian Selena Gomez.
Of course you know I was in search of tits. And I was not disappointed.

You know if you're at least 6/10 at least put all the cleavage and yoga pants pics in one easy folder.
 
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Brave Frontier is great, if you don’t have an account already. Otherwise it’s months of updating your units with BS evolutions, only to get to the 2nd major story arc as your weak ass self, because you can’t use your units until god knows how far you are in the story. If you want the closest thing to Valkyrie Profile in 20 years, I recommend Brave Frontier.

Neko Atsume has a special place in my heart, because digital cats giving me mementos is the sweetest thing ever.

Cat Game is a P2W Neko Atsume, but there’s a chat full of alphabet people you can ignore, and getting all of the decorations for each floor is a slog. The minigames are cool, but the room decorating contest is rëtardéd, because it’s less about the room’s theme and more about how much premium crap you can fill in it.
 
i play reigns and female reigns. it does its job of being entertaining and easy to stop.

i bought ff tactics, yesterday and ghost detective off the itunes store, had to go from ipod touch to ipad inorder to play it right.

paid for gta:sa, max payne on google play found out that when i switched phones, either my purchases didnt travel to the new phone or they were unavailable for my phone.

dont reccomend buy pc ports for phones controls suck
 
Realm Grinder was fun for a while, it took me a bit to really figure it out though but I appreciate simple games that have some depth, and while it is essentially just a clicker game there’s new features as you progress.

I paid $20 to play Civilization 6 on my phone. I love all the Civilization games but whatever you do, don’t buy their mobile games. It’s very difficult to manage the tiny UI that they essentially just ported to mobile with minimal changes made to actually make it function better on a tiny screen. If I had a tablet I could see it working better.

Crashy Cats is a simple platformer where you click to jump over obstacles and knock things over as a cat and the goal is to get the highest amount of damage $$ possible. There’s collectible cats and they have hats. I’m pretty sure it isn’t available on iOS though, only Android. This game is like crack to me, it’s fun and as you progress on the level the difficulty increases just enough to be challenging, but not unwinnable.
 
The android port of KOTOR is really well done. It actually runs better than the PC version because bioware never patched the game beyond xp service pack 1. Even on my small peasant phone im able to sausage finger around with little trouble, though I have yet to make it to swoop racing or turret segments which Im sure will just be an absolute treat on a phone, just like Pazak is in any context.

Other than that I play CoD mobile, which despite the bullshit microtransactions is probably the best CoD game since MW2 IMHO. Its just plain old simple CoD on mobile with a little bit of modern mechanics splashed in for flavor (Battle royale, operator skills, etc). And to its credit I have not felt at all compelled to spend money, grain of salt I refuse to buy MTX on principle, and even the pay to win guns are kind of lack luster. Yeah they have perks on them that are absolutely p2w, but everyone is aiming with their thumbs on a smooth tiny screen so its not a big enough advantage to matter. Also cough cough I play on pc with mouse and keyboard cough cough, and they say you only play against other pc players but cough cough its bullshit lol. The number of times I have absolutely bad touched people obviously playing on phones is unreal, though I can always tell when I find a fellow PC, they can actually aim.
 
The Room Series.

Box puzzle game, if you like puzzles, you may enjoy it.

Nice graphics, great sound, satisfying controls, not super complicated, simple lovecraftian-esque story (People fucking with otherwordly stuff, another type of matter that may I add shares its name with our great leader).

Sadly, as any quality game its paid
 
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Elric of Melnibone said:
The android port of KOTOR is really well done. It actually runs better than the PC version because bioware never patched the game beyond xp service pack 1. Even on my small peasant phone im able to sausage finger around with little trouble, though I have yet to make it to swoop racing or turret segments which Im sure will just be an absolute treat on a phone, just like Pazak is in any context.

Other than that I play CoD mobile, which despite the bullshit microtransactions is probably the best CoD game since MW2 IMHO. Its just plain old simple CoD on mobile with a little bit of modern mechanics splashed in for flavor (Battle royale, operator skills, etc). And to its credit I have not felt at all compelled to spend money, grain of salt I refuse to buy MTX on principle, and even the pay to win guns are kind of lack luster. Yeah they have perks on them that are absolutely p2w, but everyone is aiming with their thumbs on a smooth tiny screen so its not a big enough advantage to matter. Also cough cough I play on pc with mouse and keyboard cough cough, and they say you only play against other pc players but cough cough its bullshit lol. The number of times I have absolutely bad touched people obviously playing on phones is unreal, though I can always tell when I find a fellow PC, they can actually aim.
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I'm going to look into KOTOR. I remember playing it back in the day.

I found the same thing with CoD mobile in regards to PC players. I think it's BS that they split up the players. I also don't like the controller support. Why the fuck does a mobile game need controller support? The P2W weapons are way too OP but I'm usually a runner anyhow so I can usually get the drop on people camping with an epic weapon. I hope they expand zombies because it's too boring the way it is right now.
 
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I'm going to look into KOTOR. I remember playing it back in the day.

I found the same thing with CoD mobile in regards to PC players. I think it's BS that they split up the players. I also don't like the controller support. Why the fuck does a mobile game need controller support? The P2W weapons are way too OP but I'm usually a runner anyhow so I can usually get the drop on people camping with an epic weapon. I hope they expand zombies because it's too boring the way it is right now.
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I just got through with a ranked match against a team of absolute incels all using p2w sniper rifles. My team was getting spawn killed as soon as we spawned and shooting them in the face did nothing to them. They were also using p2w characters as well, so I would not put it past Activision and Tencent to give whales unlisted advantages, especially on mobile where few people would actually call them out for it. That last match was pure hell, there was no way to beat them because all of them were killing with singles shots, the kill cam showed that they were not even hitting me in some instances, so they are essentially abusing aim assist to quick scope, and the rifles they are using have the p2w perks on them for increased hip fire, extra damage, faster aiming, all kinds of just nasty shit. Again, im no suprised, but it was kind of incredible to see such clear p2w advantage. I mainly stick to the BR specifically to avoid the p2w people, because I cant really think of a way you could buy a victory there unless the paid character skins literally do offer improved stats that are unlisted.
 
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Swordigo and Sword of Xolan were surprisingly fun to play through (felt like actual games with 'soul' and no need to buy anything)

I also occasionally play MUGEN fighters when I'm taking a shit.
 
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I just got through with a ranked match against a team of absolute incels all using p2w sniper rifles. My team was getting spawn killed as soon as we spawned and shooting them in the face did nothing to them. They were also using p2w characters as well, so I would not put it past Activision and Tencent to give whales unlisted advantages, especially on mobile where few people would actually call them out for it. That last match was pure hell, there was no way to beat them because all of them were killing with singles shots, the kill cam showed that they were not even hitting me in some instances, so they are essentially abusing aim assist to quick scope, and the rifles they are using have the p2w perks on them for increased hip fire, extra damage, faster aiming, all kinds of just nasty shit. Again, im no suprised, but it was kind of incredible to see such clear p2w advantage. I mainly stick to the BR specifically to avoid the p2w people, because I cant really think of a way you could buy a victory there unless the paid character skins literally do offer improved stats that are unlisted.
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I think they had hidden stats for the guns in the games before loot boxes. The character skins look gay anyhow.
 
I don't do a great deal of mobile gaming... But I do have a couple time-wasters for when I'm sitting at the doctors office or the dmv.

Pokeymans Go is a sort of guilty pleasure. Plus, I may or may not have a pair of crotch-fruit that are totally into it, so it's something we may or may not be able to do together.

1945 Air Force is... Well, it's become one of those grindy (but not if you drop shekels) games. But it's a throwback to the vertically scrolling shmups like 1942 and Raiden and the like. Play a couple levels here and there and call it good.

There's a couple other stupid ones like Deep Dungeon, zenonia, and great big war game... But, other than those, I just pair a ps3 controller and play MAME on my phone.
 
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I played practically every game in the series! Boy, that brings me back, how're those games doing nowadays anyway?
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Honestly, I haven't kept up with it at all. I play 3 and 4 still, but 5 was kinda crud so I stopped following it. I did a quick lookup and it looks like the series was terminated... It's a shame. It is/was a really quality series for mobile stuff.
 
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Im shilling teppen, its a good card game! Especially if your a fan of capcom games!
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I never really liked mobile games as I feel it's destroying the spirit of video games in general but I admit I have been interested in trying Girls Frontline but my potato of a phone would probably explode so heres hoping it works for PC. Any of you Pioneers have any tips or pointers for a total newcomer?

Do I need to buy the premium currency or is that just to get passed the time wall?

Can you play with others or are you stuck against the games computer controlled?

What is the overall story like? Is it a play a few hours then come back tomorrow kind of game? I would love to hear your thoughts thanks!
 
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I never really liked mobile games as I feel it's destroying the spirit of video games in general but I admit I have been interested in trying Girls Frontline but my potato of a phone would probably explode so heres hoping it works for PC. Any of you Pioneers have any tips or pointers for a total newcomer?

Do I need to buy the premium currency or is that just to get passed the time wall?

Can you play with others or are you stuck against the games computer controlled?

What is the overall story like? Is it a play a few hours then come back tomorrow kind of game? I would love to hear your thoughts thanks!
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First off, GF on Bluestacks is my recommendation for PC play. WIll work fine on a laptop, but be warned, if it's a laptop that gags running Civilization V on Low, then you don't want to try Girls Frontline on it.

As for premium currency (gems), only blow money if you have it to spare, it's a very friendly game for newbs to get into without spending a dime. Gems are mostly good for buying tokens, which can be used for costume and furniture drops, which are not uber essential to just playing the game.

Girls Frontline has a very good story for a mobile title, but it's one you can enjoy at whatever pace you like, but be warned, it's starts off not so bad and gets kinda dark later on, so if military sci-fi drama isn't your thing, that will creep into the story hard later on.

It's a single player only game, no player vs. player. You can get friends to support you with "friend echelons", meaning they csan loan use of one of their squads to help you on any given map (with a few exceptions) at least once a day, and the more friends with high level squads you have, the better use you'll get from this.
 
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Azur Lane
Granblue Fantasy
Idolm@ster Starlight Stage
Epic Seven
Arknights
Games with thicc anime girls are always welcome.
 
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