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Since everyone and their brother's running, I guess I'll throw my red "COCK" hat into the ring, too.

I was opposed to the idea, and don't really expect to win, but hey, I won't know if I don't try.
 
I would hereby like to announce that I am not running for a moderator position and will kick you square in the balls if you vote for me.
 
I nominate anyone who owns a pig farm in the Philippines and didn't scam a poor defenseless cripple out of 12 grand.
 
Overall corruption justifies my lack of participation in the system. Doesn't mean I won't bitch about whoever gets picked, though.
 
If elected I promise to increase spending on autism research by 400%

Plus I'll throw null in tranny jail.
 
"I run a website about crazy people, and it's full of crazy people. They're all alcoholics."
-Null

Forgot where & when Dear Leader said this, but it's stuck with me.

Being a mod here is like trying to herd cats with a leaf-blower. While drunk.
 
lets vote for the first half of the election and when we only have two candidates left we put them through rigorous challenges that test both their websurfing endurance and their tolerance to autism. then we kill the loser.
 
ULTIMATEPRIMETIME said:
lets vote for the first half of the election and when we only have two candidates left we put them through rigorous challenges that test both their websurfing endurance and their tolerance to autism. then we kill the loser.
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This thread is a honeypot. anyone requesting to be made a mod will never be given the responsibility to clean up shitposts, combine double and triple posts, pull apart spastics having a hissy fit or deal with retards PMing them about why their thread should never have been deleted.
 
yawning sneasel said:
This thread is a honeypot. anyone requesting to be made a mod will never be given the responsibility to clean up shitposts, combine double and triple posts, pull apart spastics having a hissy fit or deal with retards PMing them about why their thread should never have been deleted.
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it's also a honeypot for brownnosers :^)
 
yawning sneasel said:
This thread is a honeypot. anyone requesting to be made a mod will never be given the responsibility to clean up shitposts, combine double and triple posts, pull apart spastics having a hissy fit or deal with retards PMing them about why their thread should never have been deleted.
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If elected mod, I will split apart normal posts into multiposts just because I can, and I will throw together spastics having hissy fits to see what happens, and instead of having retards PMing me, I will PM retards with insane harassment.
 
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