Modern Web Woes - I'm mad at the internet

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I'm just tired of every search engine these days. Also has anyone noticed that you can search for a basic word and the first result isn't for that word but for some company or brand? For example, I googled Condor and the first thing that comes up is the airline, not the actual bird. I know it isn't that big of a deal but I find it annoying and they do it with so many things. Apologies if someone pointed it out already, I figured it was worth mentioning.
In a world of consoomers, product is the majority of search queries. These algorithms aren't magic, think of them as program compilers and make your queries as dumbed down as possible, i.e. "condor bird america". Without any specifics they will show you mostly what the technologically illiterate and retarded masses want to see.
 
Youtube is officially broken. I watched one vid, then clicked onto one of the suggested videos on the player just because it was there. The description didn't fully reload and has ended up as a weird mashup of the two, with the chapters from the previous video transplanted into description box of the current. (please ignore the autistic choice of videos. it's late, shit has been happening at home, and I've been drinking since 5. also ignore the search bar; firefox screen capture bugs out on position:fixed elements for some reason).

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This is the level of competence at GOOG these days. They can't even properly clear stale content. Makes me wonder if similar bugs are lurking in their user management code.
 
Youtube is officially broken. I watched one vid, then clicked onto one of the suggested videos on the player just because it was there. The description didn't fully reload and has ended up as a weird mashup of the two, with the chapters from the previous video transplanted into description box of the current. (please ignore the autistic choice of videos. it's late, shit has been happening at home, and I've been drinking since 5. also ignore the search bar; firefox screen capture bugs out on position:fixed elements for some reason).

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This is the level of competence at GOOG these days. They can't even properly clear stale content. Makes me wonder if similar bugs are lurking in their user management code.
I thought I was the only one seeing that bug. It's worse for me too - I have a strange bug where if I unfocus my browser window, all videos suddenly start playing at like, 5 frames a second. Doesn't matter if it's 144p or 4k60. Instantly goes away if I refocus my browser.
 
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I'm mad at the internet right now and at how they try to make it a "local" thing instead of "global". I miss the days when the default language of all websites was English and the default region was the USA.
This is especially a pain if you're multilingual and you're trying to use YouTube. The website has been designed in such a way that assumes that the average user is too mentally retarded to understand any other language except their own native one.

One thing YouTube loves to do which I absolutely DESPISE is translate video titles to whatever "Language" you've selected as the default one in your settings. What this does is quite a sizeable amount of video titles in, say, Russian get translated into broken runglish that often leaves out parts of the title, completely altering the meaning of what's written. Same applies if I change the "Language" setting to Russian, only now I have to deal with English titles which have been poorly translated into Russian.
 
One thing YouTube loves to do which I absolutely DESPISE is translate video titles to whatever "Language" you've selected as the default one in your settings. What this does is quite a sizeable amount of video titles in, say, Russian get translated into broken runglish that often leaves out parts of the title, completely altering the meaning of what's written. Same applies if I change the "Language" setting to Russian, only now I have to deal with English titles which have been poorly translated into Russian.
I think that's what was actually happening where I'd look up a video for help with the computer and click on one where the entire thing is in Hindi despite the name appearing in English? Though it's hard to say because "Indian Technology help" videos and websites are infamous for their SEO far outweighing usefulness to any viewers.
 
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I think that's what was actually happening where I'd look up a video for help with the computer and click on one where the entire thing is in Hindi despite the name appearing in English? Though it's hard to say because "Indian Technology help" videos and websites are infamous for their SEO far outweighing usefulness to any viewers.
I actually looked up on why that's the case in the past. Supposedly authors of a video can manually submit translated titles of their video in different languages to maximize "reach", but that of course doesn't mean that they're doing a good job with their translations and not just running their title through Google Translate, not to mention the rest of the video is still narrated in whatever language it was recorded in.
 
I miss the days when the default language of all websites was English and the default region was the USA.
The worst offender right now is Google. They have removed regional settings and they just use the local ones without any option to change them.
Adding “?gl=us” to the Google search params seems to help, too bad they removed NCR (no country redirect), that was useful.
For Youtube, it should be “?persist_gl=1&gl=US”.
 
Yea the latest update fucked up a lot of stuff:
* The feed stops loading more than 6 videos
* Accidentally clicking shorts breaks the site
* Playlists sometimes play random video (outside the playlist)
* Stuff like wrong video playing, wrong description or wrong comments
 
CAPTCHA, more specifically the "to tell Humans and Computers Apart" bit. It should be called CAPTIOM (Completely Automated Public Turing test to Imitate Our Model) in case of algorithms that use images. I can see the motorbike off in the distance just fine, but do I tick it? No, because the fucking model doesn't and I'll fail the test. A motorcycle's wheel is taking up 5% of a square? Wrong, there is no motorcycle part there because our dogshit AI doesn't think so. Traffic light facing the PoV backwards? You saw nothing.
 
CAPTCHA, more specifically the "to tell Humans and Computers Apart" bit. It should be called CAPTIOM (Completely Automated Public Turing test to Imitate Our Model) in case of algorithms that use images. I can see the motorbike off in the distance just fine, but do I tick it? No, because the fucking model doesn't and I'll fail the test. A motorcycle's wheel is taking up 5% of a square? Wrong, there is no motorcycle part there because our dogshit AI doesn't think so. Traffic light facing the PoV backwards? You saw nothing.
For those that ask to select the traffic lights or signs, it's not even clear if you are supposed to select the parts that are just the pole.
Of course they aren't going to tell you the right answer when you get it wrong, or if it was one of those that you'd never get right no matter what you selected since it was used to train their model, so good luck figuring it out.

Then there are those that ask you to select "until there are none left", except they take their own sweet time to load in the next image with some fade in animation, instead of preloading it and instantly displaying it once you've clicked.
 
For those that ask to select the traffic lights or signs, it's not even clear if you are supposed to select the parts that are just the pole.
Of course they aren't going to tell you the right answer when you get it wrong, or if it was one of those that you'd never get right no matter what you selected since it was used to train their model, so good luck figuring it out.

Then there are those that ask you to select "until there are none left", except they take their own sweet time to load in the next image with some fade in animation, instead of preloading it and instantly displaying it once you've clicked.
In my experience, it's only the parts relevant to autonomous driving, i.e. traffic lights only.
 
Because bulk video processing and hosting is ruinously expensive.
Didn't YouTube originally start with limits of 10 minutes and 480p resolution? Why jump straight to compete with what they can do now instead of starting smaller?
 
Didn't YouTube originally start with limits of 10 minutes and 480p resolution? Why jump straight to compete with what they can do now instead of starting smaller?
I think it's because most of the people who want an alternative are streamers. I never understood why more people don't just go audio only because it honestly wouldn't make much difference to most of the streams in terms of content and requires relatively little bandwidth. I guess it doesn't bring in pay piggie bucks the same.
 
Didn't YouTube originally start with limits of 10 minutes and 480p resolution? Why jump straight to compete with what they can do now instead of starting smaller?
because then it's not a competitor. or in car analogy terms, you can't try to compete with a modern car and say "well, cars started with the fort T, so..."

I think it's because most of the people who want an alternative are streamers. I never understood why more people don't just go audio only because it honestly wouldn't make much difference to most of the streams in terms of content and requires relatively little bandwidth. I guess it doesn't bring in pay piggie bucks the same.
gotta see the reaction face to know what to think!!!1
however, podcasts still exists and are getting more popular apparently.

but for streaming I'd prefer a dedicated platform anyway (for example kick vs twitch), but that comes with it's own issues and isn't cheap either. streaming on youtube was always kinda ass and felt hacked together as fuck since it's not legacy tech from when competent people worked there.
 
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Why does every youtube alternative have to be controlled opposition?
Because people are polarized and will only move towards what they are drawn to or have been pushed away from. Think about the most popular alt-sites for web-hosting in recent years, BitChute, Odysee and now Rumble. It's a slow slog to get people to change platforms, even more so for pulling a large dedicated audience. If you want to see these places be less controlled opposition and more neutral, then start uploading videos that you think would make the platform more balanced. Better yet, start sharing those videos with your friends by sending links to the platform. The thing that made YouTube great originally was regular people posting fun and entertaining videos.
 
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I tried watching Youtube without Adblocker (on mobile) and it's literally unwatchable.

The video gets interrupted mid sentence/mid action for not one, but TWO 15 seconds unskippable ads. That is, ON TOP of the 30 mins unskippable ads when opening a new video.

It really feels like the web has been experiencing deaths by 1000 cuts, and removing adblock jumps me from 0 cuts to 700 cuts.
 
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I think it's because most of the people who want an alternative are streamers. I never understood why more people don't just go audio only because it honestly wouldn't make much difference to most of the streams in terms of content and requires relatively little bandwidth. I guess it doesn't bring in pay piggie bucks the same.
>Zooming intensifies
There's this thing called podcasting, might have heard of it. Unfortunately, the stimulation addicted zoomer generation and below cannot do without it or they lose attention after 30 seconds. And meme shittily produced "streamers" are fucking FULL of video effects (despite their overall terrible quality) high contrast graphics, and other cybermemetic cancer. Of course they want more money from YouTube, they've decided this is their career, god help us all.
"Streamers" versus podcasts to the point of not even really being aware of the other is part of the generation gap between tranny millennials and enby zoomers.
 
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