Modern Web Woes - I'm mad at the internet

One of the major banks has silently created a new 2FA policy. Not only must you use 2FA, but the phone number must belong to a phone carrier meeting a secret reputational requirement to be valid source of authentication. Google Voice, nope. VOIP provider, nope. Prepaid cell phone, nope. If you are going to login to your account with such an unacceptable phone number you now must also call customer service and verify your identity to obtain a code.

I'm not going to order a copper landline, nor get a postpaid phone plan just so that I can login without hassle. I am not going to call up some Pajeet every time I need a new login session.

Luckily I was able to login with another computer that still had a valid session that didn't retrigger the 2FA routine and turned off paperless billing.

Fuck it. Just send me a slip of paper in the mail every month telling me how much I owe.
 
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I reached a point to where I draw a sharp distinction between the pozweb—mainstream sites with the usual trash corpo censorship—and literally everything else. Google Bing is for searching the pozweb. Wiby, Marginalia, and a few others are for searching the small web. Alltheinternet I use for pulling results from the pozweb, small web, and sites that might be somewhere in between. A good rule of thumb I suppose is to limit any sort of social engagement on the pozweb and instead engage in the few uncensored or minimally censored sites left.

On a slightly different note, one thing that I've found that tends to get overlooked in discussions of the degradation of the web is the degradation of the normie web. Back in the 2000s, it felt like "normie" sites that had no links to gamer/Something Awful/4chan/nerd culture were a lot more fun than the click bait slop that we deal with today. I seem to remember having no shortage of fun things to read about that had nothing to do with nerdy shit when I went online. For instance, I remember that there was a nice site called "I-Am-Bored.com" that posted interesting content from around the web. Even though its popularity peaked in the mid-2000s, it apparently managed to limp on until 2019 before the site shut down and the site's owners opened up the subreddit "Snorkblot" as its cheap replacement. It's something of a mixed bag; the posts there are a mixture of old-style posts that seem in line with what I remember from the mid-2000s and low effort "may mays" from social media. Its quality increased substantially in recent months when they consolidated all political posts for the week into a single weekly thread, which is probably something that more sites should do. Still wish it was like what its predecessor was like literally 20 years ago.

Even as recently as 2014-ish I remember a blog called "Twisted Sifter" that posted interesting stories about strange curiosities from around the world. For instance, there was a story that I remember about an old decrepit building (in southeast Asia?) that was flooded and had no way of draining the water naturally. Someone let some fish loose in the building and eventually it swelled to an entire colony of fish somehow surviving in this one building. Now all the site posts is crap from Reddit like "am I the asshole" stories.

It feels like the best way to go about things on the modern web is to return to habits that one had back in the 2000s while taking advantage of any sort of new innovations that have come along since then that actually have merit. A lot of older sites that are still around but past their peak (Newgrounds comes to mind), seem to be a decent source of entertainment if I want to "get on the internet" the way that we all did before smartphones were around. Wiby and Marginalia, as previously mentioned, are decent for finding small web sites if I want to "surf the web" in the traditional manner while avoiding corpo sites. As for mainstream pozzed sites, the best thing to do is to just scrape them for whatever useful content that they have while fucking the owners out of whatever revenue they try to collect. Freetube has been my go-to for finding whatever clips or random one-off videos that I might need on YouTube without actually having to see the slop that the algorithm feeds all of us (it lets you turn off autoplay and the recommendations on the side bar while presenting you with a blank homescreen).

Basically, what I'm trying to say with this stream of consciousness is fuck social media and fuck big tech.
 
One of the major banks has silently created a new 2FA policy. Not only must you use 2FA, but the phone number must belong to a phone carrier meeting a secret reputational requirement to be valid source of authentication. Google Voice, nope. VOIP provider, nope. Prepaid cell phone, nope. If you are going to login to your account with such an unacceptable phone number you now must also call customer service and verify your identity to obtain a code.
That's probably because scammers are starting to use stolen information to get a successful login, but then get stopped by 2FA, so they try to scam call you by imitating the service and saying they need you to provide six digits. I imagine on their end, they're using things like VoIP and Google Voice.

So much of this draconian shit is just trying to stop pajeets from scamming people with no sense of security or privacy. A nice excuse for globohomo to institute capital controls and track your every move.
 
I fucking hate cloudflare checks and it's ruining the internet for me. Tired of getting cockblocked every time I visit a new site or any other site I haven't visited for more than 48 hours. Fuckers, I haven't changed my IP, haven't cleared my cookies, and still get asked to verify I'm human on a constant basis. Humiliation ritual.
I had my Xitter account locked due to "suspicious activity," and the reCAPTCHA they use is so gay. What's the point of human verification when your site is filled to the brim with bots? Hell, now a chatbot is literally built into it.
Browsing the internet used to be much more colorful back in the day. Today's over-reliance on social media completely fucked us over, drained the web out of any kind of creativity it used to have.
I swear all Bluesky and other alternative platforms have to do is allow full customization over profiles, and they'll be booming. Especially with the Carrd and Strawpage crowd.
 
What other niche search engines are good? I’ve used Wiby for years and love it. Marginalia is pretty damn cool and will use it also.
Search My Site, Teclis, and Exa.AI

Search My Site is interesting but pulls personal websites based around coding far too often, I think. Teclis I probably need to try more but seems to be in line with Marginalia and partially relies on it. Exa.ai is somewhat in line with Alltheinternet. It's another I probably have not fully utilized. I have had luck finding non-Amazon related online stores with it in the past though.
 
every App or basic utility ™️ a $9.99 subscription (but you can save more if you buy annually)
antiquated forums replaced with hyperalgorithmic excitotoxic social media streams of retarded bullshit that does not matter.

The shift to everything being subscription based is just a natural consequence of the market running out of space to expand so it has to turn inward and begin cannibalizing itself. What companies now are doing is a form of rent-seeking. Rent seeking is where an owner with a majority stake in a finite resource starts charging for something that previously was free (Amazon making their paid prime users view 'limited advertisements,' ads appearing in your Gmail inbox, etc.) It does not improve the user experience and is a one way transaction where everyone using the service LOSES. This is reason Amazon Meta and Alphabet are investing so much money into Southeast Asian internet infastructure. They have completely tapped the market in developed nations and need to both constrict their current users and expand at all costs to continue showing their shareholders growth on a graph.

I don't know jack about internet processes and backend stuff, but I at least know how to navigate and utilize tools/UI to find what I want. Learning to filter out the ambient internet noise is a genuine skill that you had to develop when going online. Now most people don't have those skills so of course LLM's that do the searching for you are popular. The glaring problem with algo based/passive browsing is you DON'T get to have the option to filter out noise or customize your experience, let the tech company do that for you because goyimcattle have no desire to master or even gain an intermediate comprehension of the tools they use.

The medium is the message and the message is we are cattle on TencenZuccGateElons ranch. Our milk is advertiser data.

people don't understand how much they are fucking themselves and what this is doing. there is no going back from this. 90% of today's problems are caused by social media and smartphones. it's that simple.
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social media is brainraping humanity. it's a literal parasite to the human mind and poisoning human consciousness as a whole. no form of mass media like television or print has ever come close.

The switch from what I would call 'active browsing' to 'passive browsing' is what worries me the most about the future of the Internet. Everyone by now knows that the scrolling social media sites have teams of psychologists tweaking them 24/7 to maximise their addictive nature. The Internet in general has become hazardous to our immediate and longterm physical and mental health. The Internet is slowly killing us and setting | up | future | generations | to | fail. Almost every study I have read on the subject predicts growing trends in neurodegenerative disorders in developed nations, and the ones that don't still say screen use should be reduced to less than 4 hours a day TOTAL.

This study predicts an estimated ~40-60% of screen use generations(genX-alpha) to have Alzheimers by 2060. Anyone who doesn't believe that this has weight to it has not experienced how young zoomers or gen alpha function. There has been serious, irreparable damage done to all of our minds.

inb4 trust the heckin soyence!!!
 
Now most people don't have those skills so of course LLM's that do the searching for you are popular.
Just wait until this itself becomes monetized. Because Internet search has been completely ruined by SEO and just general fuckery from Google, it's created the problem where the average person will need LLM assistance to find anything.

One problem I have never seen mentioned when it comes to LLMs is this:

If I query an LLM for what the best brand of headphones are, how can it possibly come up with a non-biased answer? You can go right now and ask something like ChatGPT or Perplexity this question and it will come up with a list. I predict that soon enough we will see something like Google AdWords except for LLMs. There will be paid response rankings for LLMs.

oh yeah and even more horrifying:

"For Gen Z, TikTok Is the New Search Engine"


Almost every study I have read on the subject predicts growing trends in neurodegenerative disorders in developed nations, and the ones that don't still say screen use should be reduced to less than 4 hours a day TOTAL.
social media largely has the same impact as a psychoactive drug would. the dopaminergic feedback loop from "doomscrolling" is probably similar in function to that of a drug. if you had a way of comparing the neural pathways of someone alive in the 1920's and someone alive today i think they would be a lot different, for worse.

it sounds incredibly boomer thing to say but i think that phone use is the same as smoking. it is dopaminergic signalling to the brain and you receive a response for little to no effort. you are carrying a portable skinner box.

the constant interconnectedness always online 24/7 is genuinely horrifying and the fact that this seems to gone by the wayside and just been accepted as a normal facet of life when 30 years ago it wasn't unexpected that you weren't always going to be reachable. this is not something the human brain is meant to handle and not something native to the human condition.

one last thing I forgot to mention is have you ever heard people talk about how they can't use technology in their dreams? or how they've never seen a smartphone or computer in their dreams? think about the implications of that for a second.

the average normalfag brain cannot separate what is on the screen from what is reality.
 
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it sounds incredibly boomer thing to say but i think that phone use is the same as smoking. it is dopaminergic signalling to the brain and you receive a response for little to no effort. you are carrying a portable skinner box.

Social media is porn but without the need of jerking off. It's a step away from stimulating the pleasure centers in our brains with electricity.
 
This is the part of the conversation where I recommend The Shallows, by Nicholas Carr. It's a deep dive into the cognitive effects of social media and an always-connected world. Get the second edition, released in 2020, which has an updated afterword examining just how far and deep the problem has spread.
 
I also despise the average Website UI, it's like copy pasted corporate goyslop. #MakeTheInternetSillyAgain
a companies presence on the web is more important than ever yet everything looks and functions like shit.

there are entire software companies who's product is web based - teams and teams of developers, tens of millions of dollars, UX engineers, product owners and yet it all looks like fucking garbage. it's the same cookie cutter UI patterns, corporate memphis horror, and sterile flat design. now compare it to anything from the <2010's here: https://www.webdesignmuseum.org/

sure, it might have used macromedia or some silly plugin to display content but tell me what on the web looks like this:

fucking nothing. it all looks like shit. it all functions like shit. it can barely run on older hardware, and no one cares. why innovate when you can be safe and holesum rounded edges and have everything look like the latest apple islop.

once again, it's also mobile phones that have ruined this. retard cattle need to use their iphone and don't know how a computer works. nearly half of all web traffic today is from mobile phones. combined with refinement culture and a stagnation of ideas you get the modern landscape of the web as it is today.
 
a companies presence on the web is more important than ever yet everything looks and functions like shit.

there are entire software companies who's product is web based - teams and teams of developers, tens of millions of dollars, UX engineers, product owners and yet it all looks like fucking garbage. it's the same cookie cutter UI patterns, corporate memphis horror, and sterile flat design. now compare it to anything from the <2010's here: https://www.webdesignmuseum.org/

sure, it might have used macromedia or some silly plugin to display content but tell me what on the web looks like this:

fucking nothing. it all looks like shit. it all functions like shit. it can barely run on older hardware, and no one cares. why innovate when you can be safe and holesum rounded edges and have everything look like the latest apple islop.

once again, it's also mobile phones that have ruined this. retard cattle need to use their iphone and don't know how a computer works. nearly half of all web traffic today is from mobile phones. combined with refinement culture and a stagnation of ideas you get the modern landscape of the web as it is today.
I was looking for Broodwars maps and stumbled across the classic blizzard page


For a site more than 20 years old, it has more style and personality than your cookie cutter modern website. I miss when the internet looked like this.
 
screen use should be reduced to less than 4 hours a day TOTAL.
this becomes doubly terrifying when paired with the fact that, after COVID, this is basically impossible now

tons of places in even mildly urban areas require smartphones for basic function. 90% of ads for events or fliers direct you to a QR code for a linktree, instagram, facebook, whatever. At absolute best you'll get an internet handle or a website. I haven't seen a phone number on anything other than customer support inquiries on the back of food packaging or really outdated ad-ridden vans for years.

Additionally, especially in Europe, you cannot pay for a large amount of businesses without having some kind of paying app on your phone. Physical cash in Europe is just becoming less and less of a thing, and credit cards (as opposed to debit) already weren't much of one to begin with. Can't pay for things, can't tip.
In addition, though the US has managed to avoid this insanity so far, it has not managed to dodge shit like needing phones to keep track of OR SUBMIT college work (through online portals), needing a phone or internet connection to pay your bills, needing a phone to check into a hotel, needing a phone to experience fucking theme park rides in some cases--

You get my point. It is near-impossible to live without a smartphone in the modern age. I didn't have one until last year and every time I brought it up I was looked at as if I was a fucking lunatic. I often had to go out of my way to ask for alternatives (and hope that the guy handing out the QR code was either aware enough of his job to know what those were or polite enough to not give me a weird look and interrogate me on why I can't just use the QR code), most of which still involved screen time ("oh go on this website" 90% of the time), if they existed at all.

Almost every in-person event has also evaporated into group chats, or social media, or fliers that link to social media-- you get it.

People don't understand just how damaging all of this shit is, and even when they do they are completely unable to do anything to change it. I seriously doubt there will be a functional generation after Z, let alone Alpha. I haven't even scratched the surface of how terrible all of this is and just this post alone should probably impress upon you that we opened Pandora's fucking box and had absolutely zero idea of what to do if it went wrong.

The only real solace I can find in this is that this is so horribly unsustainable that my great-grandchildren might get to experience the world anew. I seriously think that the moment Gen X croaks, all of modern society will collapse or become so irreparably worse for wear that it will be unrecognizable. Those who remain will be left to rebuild the world without the internet keeping them distracted forever and ever, and that's as comfy a thought as one can get in circumstances this dire.

that, and those dementia predictions are still just predictions. Remember when the earth was going to completely freeze over by 2015? I'm not dismissing that document on those terms, I'm just coping extremely fucking hard about it by trying to bring up past examples of similarly doom-saying predictions that turned out false. Haha help.
 
Looks like Discord continues to enshitifies itself with more ads. Doing a archive link since I don’t want to give traffic to AssTechnica.

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Anybody still using discord in 2k25 is already retarded, but that quote is actually vile
 
I hate how Spotify now vomits out so many algorithmic based suggestions on the home page and search tab. Meanwhile they've incorrectly titled some works, so there's a duplicate episode of a podcast I was listening to. All that for 12 bucks a month just so one doesn't have to hear ads on music.
Those pieces of trash don't deserve your money. Spotify is one of the many enshittified platforms that should be scraped for whatever useful content that they have and never paid for. Have you considered one of the custom versions of the Spotify app like xManager? Or switching to YouTube Music Revanced?
 
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