poor moheemed. Unfortunately he is all but guaranteed to be lost at this point.
However, in keeping with the United States Government's promise to the indigenous and other non-white/aryan community (PINWAC), we are prepared to offer mehemmud's parents a never before-seen level of compensation:
Two tickets to the Mid-America Science Museum located in Hot Springs, Arkansas!*
Visit the wonderful and eclectic
Mid-America Museum, "Where Curious Minds Go to Play" (c.1979), A pioneer in hands-on science learning,
Mid-America Science Museum has been a resource for innovative STEM education since its opening in 1979. Serving as a unique destination for generations of families for 40 years, Mid-America Science Museum continues to provide an escape for curious minds of all ages, ensuring that the parents of any lost children will soon forget all about those brats and become downright mesmerized by all of the wonderful science exhibits waiting for them at every turn. Located less than a mile from Hot Springs National Park Mid-America Science Museum is surrounded by a beautiful natural setting.
Dinosaurs!
The mission of Mid-America Science Museum is to stimulate interest in science, to promote public understanding of the sciences, and to encourage life-long science education through interactive exhibits and programs, and we can assure all browns that mehmets parents will be in "good" hands.
Scary!
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During their stay, mockmeds parents can visit the
Mid-America ALL-INDIAN Center to catch up on all kinds of
Neat Facts pertaining to their cultural heritage.
All brown people are indians.
Mid-America Science Museum was conceptualized as the first interactive, informal learning environment in the state of Arkansas when the Arkansas General Assembly passed Act 515 establishing the Arkansas Museum and Cultural Commission in 1971. Composed of seven gubernatorial appointees from state congressional districts, the State Commission was responsible for planning, developing, constructing, and operating the Mid-America Science Museum in Garland County. Wow!
We at the
Mid-America Science Museum welcome mohemat's parents and look forward to seeing them soon.
*tickets expire 11/1/2023
