Lolcow Mohammad Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics.

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"Quran has the truth about everything"

Yeah, its full of trufacts like
  • the earth is flat
  • mountains are huge paperwrights that hold the edges of the land down to prevent earthquakes
  • The sun and the moon are the same size (and they both orbit the earth, natch.)
  • Semen comes from your spinal column.
  • there are magic horses that can fly you to the Moon to meet Moses so you can renegotiate prayer schedules with God.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.
 
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LordCustos3 said:
"Quran has the truth about everything"

Yeah, its full of trufacts like
  • the earth is flat
  • mountains are huge paperwrights that hold the edges of the land down to prevent earthquakes
  • The sun and the moon are the same size (and they both orbit the earth, natch.)
  • Semen comes from your spinal column.
  • there are magic horses that can fly you to meet Moses so you can renegotiate prayer schedules with God.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.
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Does your semen not come from your spine? Weirdo.
 
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Dynastia said:
Mohammad Shafiq Khan
Shafiqifs@gmail.com
Tel: 0194-2433138 (India)
Cell: 09419072818 (India)

H. No. 49, Al-Farooq Colony
Rawalpora
Srinagar, Kashmir 190005
India
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Why would he post this stuff online? I'm not gonna call him or anything because that would be stupid harassment, but it's still an idiot move on Shafiqif's part.
 
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Yaks said:
he's a professional, so he posts the contact information like any other business person would of course.
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He thinks he's a professional.In all honesty, some cool guy is just gonna call him a million times.

He is not a professional, I don't know where the hell he got that idea from. Posting on an online forum where anyone can post means nothing.
 
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I am on my way to a chemistry Ph.D and all I can say about this guy is he is absolutely full of shit. Nothing he says makes any sense (from an english standpoint, he doesnt even come close to science anywhere).

The one semi coherent thing he said was that you can "disprove" scientific papers by writing a rebuttal paper and forgo the peer review process completely.

Thats absolute shit lol
 
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I read through Mohammed Shafiq Khan's papers, and all of a sudden my power went out, my atomic clock stopped working, my iPod escaped into the wild, and my GPS exploded in a puff of logic.

He may be on to something guys.
(My laptop still seems to work under the old physics, but who knows what will happen when that runs out.)
 
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High-Tech Redneck said:
Does your semen not come from your spine? Weirdo.
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It does if you're muslim.

Also, he's not just about exposing the truth in science, but in the world in general:

From http://swampland.time.com/2013/09/09/mal-shaping-the-syrian-battlefield/
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The link leads you to:

http://www.forbiddenknowledgetv.com...w3-nwo/leaked-documents-deleted-from-net.html

Which documents a secret US invasion of Syria, complete with video proof.
 
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