Lolcow Mohammad Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics.

[Jashinist]

"William Sanford "Bill" Nye[1] (born November 27, 1955), popularly known as Bill Nye the Science Guy, is an American science educator, comedian, television host, actor, writer, scientist, and former mechanical engineer"

Edit: Sniped by a redneck, unthinkable.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Kiwi Farms: We get our sources from wikipedia.

 

[BestCommenter]

Still, I bet he would put Mohammed in his place.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

This is why we aren't allowed back to the Science Expo anymore.

 

[CWCissey]

Hmm, apparently Bill Nye holds a patent for a type of ballet pointe shoe and a plastic bag filled with water for use as a magnifying glass.

Oh, and fuck Mohammed, he's a nutter.

 

[BestCommenter]

I'm just waiting for him to find out about this thread and come on. He seems like the kind of jerk who Googles himself (to see if Stephen Hawking is talking about how he's intimidated by his superior knowledge or whatever), so I doubt it'll be long.

Until then, I shall warm up my popcorn.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Hmm, apparently Bill Nye holds a patent for a type of ballet pointe shoe and a plastic bag filled with water for use as a magnifying glass.

Oh, and fuck Mohammed, he's a nutter.

Mohammed puts the Erect in the Homo Erectus.

 

[Jashinist]

I'm just waiting for him to find out about this thread and come on. He seems like the kind of jerk who Googles himself (to see if Stephen Hawking is talking about how he's intimidated by his superior knowledge or whatever), so I doubt it'll be long.

Until then, I shall warm up my popcorn.

The thing about Google is that it would need Mohammad Shafiq Khan's name to be mentioned multiple times, like "Mohammad Shafiq Khan" for example - so Mohammad Shafiq Khan can find it as it's high on the listings, and Mohammad Shafiq Khan can come and talk on this thread called "Mohammad Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics".

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

I'm just waiting for him to find out about this thread and come on. He seems like the kind of jerk who Googles himself (to see if Stephen Hawking is talking about how he's intimidated by his superior knowledge or whatever), so I doubt it'll be long.

Until then, I shall warm up my popcorn.

If he comes on here, it's up to you to own him with your sweet science knowledge. As a Religious South Carolinian, none of my scientific points will ever be taken seriously, so he'll just ignore me.

 

[Jashinist]

Oh hey guys, we're already on the front page of search results for "Mohammad Shafiq Khan"!

The eighth result down!

So you're telling me this guy spends his entire life spamming his advertising all over the internet, and in a couple of hours we're already more relevant?

 

[BestCommenter]

The thing about Google is that it would need Mohammed Shafiq Khan's name to be mentioned multiple times, like "Mohammmed Shafiq Khan" for example - so Mohammed Shafiq Khan can find it as it's high on the listings, and Mohammed Shafiq Khan can come and talk on this thread called "Mohammed Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics".

Oh, so you're saying if someone were to say Mohammed Shafiq Khan, of course referring to the Mohammed Shafiq Khan we are discussing in this Mohammed Shafiq Khan related thread enough times, then Mohammed Shafiq Khan might find the Mohammed Shafiq Khan thread once he Googles Mohammed Shafiq Khan?

Interesting.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Oh hey guys, we're already on the front page of search results for "Mohammed Shafiq Khan"!

The eighth result down!

So you're telling me this guy spends his entire life spamming his advertising all over the internet, and in a couple of hours we're already more relevant?

Kiwi Farms: We get our sources from Wikipedia and we're still more relevant than Mohammad Shafiq Khan. Get rekt, Khannie boy.

 

[Ryker]

Many thanks, Jashinist ~ I appreciate you finding this font of idiocy. He so reminds me of self-proclaimed "greatest philosopher in history", Colin Leslie Dean, that the similarities are uncanny. Seriously, the two are like peas in a pod...uncanny the similarities in their delusions.

 

[Jashinist]

Hey guys, want to hear something funny?

I spelled his name wrong, it's "Mohammad". Awkward.

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[High-Tech Redneck]

Many thanks, Jashinist ~ I appreciate you finding this font of idiocy. He so reminds me of self-proclaimed "greatest philosopher in history", Colin Leslie Dean, that the similarities are uncanny. Seriously, two are like peas in a pod...uncanny the similarities in their delusions.

Could they have been separated at birth?

 

[BestCommenter]

Hey guys, want to hear something funny?

I spelled his name wrong, it's "Mohammad". Awkward.

edits rapidly

Spelled his name wrong and we're still more relevant, just saying.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Hey guys, want to hear something funny?

I spelled his name wrong, it's "Mohammad". Awkward.

edits rapidly

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[sugoi-chan]

Oh hey guys, we're already on the front page of search results for "Mohammad Shafiq Khan"!

The eighth result down!

So you're telling me this guy spends his entire life spamming his advertising all over the internet, and in a couple of hours we're already more relevant?

The top page for him is mostly pages mocking him too, many of which he goes into to defend his theories. Seems he googles himself.

Brace yourselves for the eventual science lecture here, guys.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Can't wait 'till he shows himself.

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

I wonder if he'll try to dominate us on a spiritual level too, since he's pretty religious.