Lolcow Mohammad Shafiq Khan - the man who disproved physics.

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MarvinTheParanoidAndroid said:
I somehow doubt that many Kiwis would deny themselves the opportunity to argue with Nick Bate on the Farms.



He won't provide it. I've seen two cows so far who never change their beat once they come here; Damien Hall and Lookismadmin.
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I felt dirty reading the Nick Bates ED page, I don't want to actually talk with the greasy bastard.
 
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When/if Mohammad comes on here, it'll be hilarious. I doubt it will be like when Nayolfa joined the Enter form where the thread eventually got locked. Here, it'll just be Kahn getting his ass handed to him.
 
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When/if Mohammad comes on here, it'll be hilarious. I doubt it will be like when Nayolfa joined the Enter form where the thread eventually got locked. Here, it'll just be Kahn getting his ass handed to him.
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I think you woefully underestimate a lolcow's ability to not realize they're making asses of themselves. If he does show up, he may or may not interact for a while, but there won't be any ass handing in his mind because a person like him is always right, no matter what. I personally look forward to being called a retard by the great Mohammad Shafiq Khan.
 
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Yaks said:
I think you woefully underestimate a lolcow's ability to not realize they're making asses of themselves. If he does show up, he may or may not interact for a while, but there won't be any ass handing in his mind because a person like him is always right, no matter what. I personally look forward to being called a exceptional individual by the great Mohammed Shafiq Khan.
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In fact, I'd argue that that's one of the defining characteristics of lolcows: lack of self-introspection and a need to always, always be right.
 
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Yaks said:
I think you woefully underestimate a lolcow's ability to not realize they're making asses of themselves. If he does show up, he may or may not interact for a while, but there won't be any ass handing in his mind because a person like him is always right, no matter what. I personally look forward to being called a exceptional individual by the great Mohammed Shafiq Khan.
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I think you woefully underestimate a lolcow's ability to not realize they're making asses of themselves.
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So do I.
Guys, if Mohammad comes on here, let's just set a few ground rules to make sure this doesn't end like the Enterdrama:
-Don't cool guy. It's fine to poke holes in Kahn's flawed logic, but don't spam his email or crap like that.
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I personally look forward to being called a exceptional individual by the great Mohammed Shafiq Khan.
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It will be a great honor.

I also look forward to him getting confused with all the "exceptional individual"s.
 
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So do I.
Guys, if Mohammad comes on here, let's just set a few ground rules to make sure this doesn't end like the Enterdrama:
-Don't cool guy. It's fine to poke holes in Kahn's flawed logic, but don't spam his email or crap like that.
Add more if you like.

It will be a great honor.

I also look forward to him getting confused once his r-words get autocorrected to "exceptional individual".
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-We're here to disprove his bullshit, not to insult him personally. Be scientific, not spergalicious
 
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High-Tech Redneck said:
What if he tried to join, but couldn't answer the question? Well, if that happened, he'd just look it up. Probably got engrossed while reading the CWCki and hasn't came back to the Kiwi Farms.
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Mohammed Shafiq Khan might be too dumbpreoccupied with science to create an account.
 
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When he arrives, it will be glorious as long as no one spergs.

I can not stress this enough:
Remember, mock the lolcow. Don't be the lolcow. We don't want to get this thread locked, so keep yourself under control.
 
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BestCommenter said:
When he arrives, it will be glorious as long as no one spergs.

I can not stress this enough:
Remember, mock the lolcow. Don't be the lolcow. We don't want to get this thread locked, so keep yourself under control.
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I can envision it now. We are having a glorious time, the Lolcow is raging, suddenly John Enter comes down from the sky in a holy beam of sperg and flips his shit.
 
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