Monkeypox General 🐒🦠 - Authorities are calling it Monkeypox. The UK has begun a rapid deployment of Smallpox vaccines to first responders.

I think part of the reason this scamdemic failed was that "monkeypox" just isn't a good marketing term. It's like how calling the other scamdemic the "Wuhan flu" or "Wuhan cold" just wouldn't have been effective as calling it a sexy, scary name like "Covid-19." So since they've announced they're renaming this, maybe they'll rename this disease "Movid-22" ("Mo[nkeypox] Vi[rus] D[isease]-[20]22) because that sounds scarier and makes people think ANYONE can catch it and not just dudes who have orgies at a different gay bathhouse every night.
 
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Save the Loli said:
I think part of the reason this scamdemic failed was that "monkeypox" just isn't a good marketing term. It's like how calling the other scamdemic the "Wuhan flu" or "Wuhan cold" just wouldn't have been effective as calling it a sexy, scary name like "Covid-19." So since they've announced they're renaming this, maybe they'll rename this disease "Movid-22" ("Mo[nkeypox] Vi[rus] D[isease]-[20]22) because that sounds scarier and makes people think ANYONE can catch it and not just dudes who have orgies at a different gay bathhouse every night.
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The letter "M" isn't scary enough, how about we flip it on its head and call it Wovid 22? Voiced labial-velar approximants are VERY hot right now.
 
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I witnessed the creation of the Monkeypox, althought I didn't know what it was at the time. I'm so sorry. I will try to provide whatever information I can.

Osmosis Jones said:
Smallpox is treatable and you can be inoculated against it. Monkeypox has no known treatments and the smallpox vaccine is only supposed to provide some protection against fatal outcomes. Unsure if you can just walk in and get it. I'm going to assume no because there probably aren't enough in circulation.

Triple autistic conspiracy theory:

Antivax movement (pre-pandemic) was a foreign psyop that wasn't far reaching enough. C19 was released to create greater division in this regard. It is a "safe" virus to do all of these litmus tests of control and vaccine uptake. Now that roughly half of the western world completely distrusts pharmaceutical companies, they can use a virus that is super effective for biowarfare (poxvirus), and all of the people with a distrust for the pharmaceutical companies will double down even when everyone around them is dying. Without this element of severe distrust and division, releasing the smallpox virus on a population would have easily been curbed and stopped.



I don't fully believe this myself but this is what schizobrain thinks.
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He's right. The only way to win is to go native after patient 10,000 if no cases within 100 miles, or 1,000 if any cases are within that range. Poxes don't have passports and usually get airports shut down very, very fast. If you live in a gay city like San Francisco or sin city like Vegas or monkey jungle like Chicago, buck out immediately.

This virus will break bucks out of us all.

Desu Mountain said:
This virus is gay and if you get it you're a faggot.
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I can confirm this. The virus was designed to counter homosexuals and incels (who are just homosexuals from another dimension). These two groups, man love and no love, are the biggest threats to the ghosts of Mars, who is now best upon us. I was there when it was created, it was on my submarine. - Red Pannock

Drain Todger said:
The Nuclear Threat Initiative was the nonprofit that made that report.

NTI was co-founded by Sam Nunn and Ted Turner. The same Sam Nunn that the Nunn-Lugar Act was named after. The same Nunn-Lugar Cooperative Threat Reduction program that put DTRA in control of a bunch of foreign biolabs where they could conduct shady bioweapon research with zero oversight by moving nasty viruses around under a diplomatic cover and laundering the money through "virus-hunter" NGOs like EcoHealth Alliance, Metabiota, and Labyrinth Global Health.



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We're in a goddamn Tom Clancy novel.
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I sucked his dick in the master bedroom of a Wachovia last Thursday. I can confirm, he knows a lore more than the ridges of his phallus imply.
 
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ChefKiss said:
They're starting to put out notices about "How to avoid contracting monkeypox" in ads and on twitter and shit
and not a single one of them says "Dont do the gay ass sex" and they never will because none of these super serious supposedly deadly existential threats is more important to them than woke feels
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For forty years the fag community has refused to take any responsibility for the AIDS/HIV epidemic that nearly wiped gay dudes out wholesale during the 1980s. Rather than come to the obvious conclusion that having unprotected sex with hundreds of partners in mass orgies of degeneracy was what caused them to drop like flies, obviously it is the evil Republicans who done did it to them.

You could have a new disease spreading tomorrow that was 100% fatal and only spread through gay anal sex and the gay bath houses would still be full every single fucking night, because degenerates don’t understand how not to be degenerates.
 
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Still Anonymous For This said:
obviously it is the evil Republicans who done did it to them.
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To be fair, Reagan did let Fauci handle a lot of aspects of AIDS and just like he's done the past two years, Fauci shilled retarded advice and shitty cures that got a lot of homos killed because they trusted the government.
 
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Save the Loli said:
To be fair, Reagan did let Fauci handle a lot of aspects of AIDS and just like he's done the past two years, Fauci shilled retarded advice and shitty cures that got a lot of homos killed because they trusted the government.
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I would say they could probably make an Oscar-winning movie about how terrible the decision making is that comes outta Fauci... but they already did.
 
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Save the Loli said:
So now that monkeypox is officially a pandemic, I can't wait for "mask mandates" to become "mask and glove mandates" where you'll have to wear latex gloves everywhere you go like the grocery store or the gay bathhouse. If you want to make some money, be prepared to sell custom latex gloves to consoomers.
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Yeah no thanks. I'm not interested in looking like the paranoid old asian men who wear gloves 24 hours a day.
 
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Save the Loli said:
So now that monkeypox is officially a pandemic
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It's not officially anything.

teriyakiburns said:
I'm looking more into this world health network, and as far as I can tell, it was only established in 2021. It appears to be a health and medical lobbying group, which desperately wants another pandemic declared so it can have cover to continue its activities. The fact that they've chosen a name so close to the WHO is definitely not a coincidence.

https://archive.ph/wip/KpOgD twitter account started in 2021
https://archive.ph/Bpbuv https://www.worldhealthnetwork.global/ website. Whois says the domain was created in may 2021. There's no history, no real information about where the group is established. It appears to be an off-shoot of something called the covid action group, which is also a lobbying group, established some time in 2021, that has little actual information about its funding or where it's established.

IOW this "declaration" is meaningless. It has about as much weight as the irish potato council declaring a new worldwide potato blight.
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teriyakiburns said:
It's not officially anything.
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Okay, false alarm then, seems it's just Covidians excited to consoom the next pandemic. They should've called their group the "World Health Forum", that would've been funnier.

You probably could sell custom latex gloves to those wackos though. And I'm still not entirely convinced the WHO won't be declaring this a pandemic in a few months if the Wuflu scamdemic loses even more relevance than it already has.
 
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