Monkeypox General šŸ’šŸ¦  - Authorities are calling it Monkeypox. The UK has begun a rapid deployment of Smallpox vaccines to first responders.

Save the Loli said:
Okay, false alarm then, seems it's just Covidians excited to consoom the next pandemic. They should've called their group the "World Health Forum", that would've been funnier.

You probably could sell custom latex gloves to those wackos though. And I'm still not entirely convinced the WHO won't be declaring this a pandemic in a few months if the Wuflu scamdemic loses even more relevance than it already has.
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The people who are contracting/spreading monkeypoz are not the sort of people willing to wear a latex covering on an extremity. If they were, you could just produce some sort of one-fingered glove and Monkeypoz would pretty much be a non-issue.
 
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WHO declares highest alert over monkeypox​

The monkeypox outbreak has been declared a global health emergency by the World Health Organization.
The classification is the highest alert that the WHO can issue and follows a worldwide upsurge in cases.
It came at the end of the second meeting of the WHO's emergency committee on the virus.
More than 16,000 cases have now been reported from 75 countries, said WHO director general Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus.
There are only two other such health emergencies at present - the coronavirus pandemic and the continuing effort to eradicate polio.
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Here we go again...
 
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As a person who probably keeps as much gay company as one can without taking dicks up the pooper, I haven't even heard them talk about any monkey pox. I have reminded them that no matter how strong the thirst, try not to fuck anyone with open sores. I haven't heard of anyone dying from it who does get it... how is this even worth the concern?

I mean, the Ren faire should be coming along again. They could offer an authentic olde tyme S'orgy.
 
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Puff said:
If I have to wear a mask at work because the fags can't be bothered to wear a condom during orgies with strangers, I'm going to be pissed.
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Wait Monkey pox is fluid transfer based like AIDS and other faggot exclusive diseases, it's not a respiratory disease.

Why would you need to wear a mask?
 
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Ruin said:
Wait Monkey pox is fluid transfer based like AIDS and other faggot exclusive diseases, it's not a respiratory disease.

Why would you need to wear a mask?
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The same reason they didnt enact biohazard containers/disposal for a virus apparently dangerous enough to warrant a 'pandemic response.'

Puff said:
Because politicians are retarded.
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Ruin said:
Wait Monkey pox is fluid transfer based like AIDS and other faggot exclusive diseases, it's not a respiratory disease.

Why would you need to wear a mask?
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Go take a look at Reddit or twitter lol. People are already yelling online about surface transmission, people sneezing into your eyes, and baselessly claiming it has mutated to allow respiratory spread.

Expect if nothing else for doomers online to heavily push that, because theyā€™ve already started.

Theyā€™re desperate to make it ā€œnot a gay diseaseā€.
 
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Oh dear. Better put all the kindergarteners into zoom school FAST.

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Flan Handler said:
Oh dear. Better put all the kindergarteners into zoom school FAST.
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Two orgies in the span of a week. One is a ā€œbirthday orgyā€ they second is specific for piss fetishists. Dozens of men at both events. Has a bunch of hookups outside those events. Possibly dozens of unique sex partners in a week.

He proceeds to tell people the one way to avoid spreading it wonā€™t work (ie donā€™t be a degenerate whore).

This dude deserved it. Heā€™s lucky heā€™s young, this type of shit would have gotten him killed in the 80s from AIDS.

"No Way to Prevent This", Says Only Sexual Minority Where This Regularly Happens
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Dream_Cooter said:
Does this story feel right to you guys? It reads more like a skit than the retelling of actual events. Is this faggot even real?
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Bug chasers. I warn you, it's vomit inducing, but if you hear stories from fags and think they're just joking or it some form of make believe, research bug chasers and you'll know such stories are possibilities.
 
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What makes me the most MATI is I lost at least a year of my life to Covid and terrible government policies.

I risked huge fines for leaving my county, for stepping foot on the beach or park, I couldnā€™t do my job properly, and couldnā€™t even legally see my grandfather as he was dying from dementia.

Now weā€™ve got a pox virus spread primarily by faggots and everyone is treating them with the kid gloves, not demanding any change from them, and actively trying to deflect from the problem because of who itā€™s affecting right now.

Close gay saunas and recommend they donā€™t fuck a dozen men a week and wear condoms? Completely unacceptable, if you suggest that youā€™re a homophobe.

Heck you arenā€™t even allowed to acknowledge itā€™s primarily affecting gays, because statistics are inconvenient. In a sane world all 2022 pride parades would have been canceled and public health wouldnā€™t be pussyfooting around the issue.

inb4 tophats.
 
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