Monkeypox General 🐒🦠 - Authorities are calling it Monkeypox. The UK has begun a rapid deployment of Smallpox vaccines to first responders.

[Moja Zemlja]

There's some shit some of you niggas need to get straight, especially if you have not had the wonderment that is growing up in and living in a vibrant city like London, England.

I went out for a cheese pastie once, the fucking bagel shop didn't have my fave bagel in it, so I ended up taking a left turn in to hell. Let me tell you what I found. At Five Fucking Thirty in the afternoon on the Dalston High road.

First of all, it was the smell that hit me. Like Flesh, but worse. Being a vegetarian made this 'smell' more pronounced. The place was dank and dark. Musty and mouldy.

And then as I set my eyes below on what was on the first counter in front of the till - egads man! That's a fucking dried monkey! And it was. I tried to act all cool, saying, so, er, what is that actually there? it smells very nice, perhaps I could buy some? It had eyes still looking out from under its cellophane wrapped tomb. And they weren't looking in the same direction! Let's just leave it at that.

The absolute state (smell) of the place!

There were several other smaller animals. Obviously, there was no fucking way I was getting a fucking Cheese Sandwich in here.

They had 'jerky' - dried meat! Strips of it. Flagrantly hanging above the counter. Still, it was the shit that was wrapped up in plastic that bothered me. It was monkey. Or worse...

The smaller animals were also quite concerning. Some looked like fucking bats!

This is in Hackney, East London, one of the greatest cities in the free world.

I never got my cheese sammich. Safe to say I bought nothing in there. It was an abomination.

This is in the 21st Century.

It doesn't surprise me to see an outburst of monkey pox or even fucking ebola.

What surprises me is that it took so long.

With most of the cases in the UK being in London I can only presume that monkeypox is a blessing from God designed to smite the inhabitants of Londonabad.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Oh boy, we're doing the same shit now that we did with Covid before.

"No, it's no airborne, you can only catch it by physical contact."

"No, it's not airborne, you can only catch it through respiratory aerosol droplets."

Soon it'll be "yeah it's totally airborne."

 

[L50LasPak]

For you to be "from this century," you are saying you are under 22, yes? Otherwise you would be from the last century when it was not out of circulation, This isn't some sort of anti-vax thing, it was removed from routine inoculations after being declared eradicated and since it only had human reservoirs that was actually a possibility. This happened well before I was born, so I have no personal knowledge of the time when it was routinely given, although I still remember the smallpox vaccine scar on my mother. I think the oldest of Gen X might have gotten it. Having people in the military get it just in case of bio attack would not be surprising, I know they get a whole slew of shots that the general public do not.

There was a wave of Smallpox innoculation circa 2001 and into the mid to late 2000s due to fear of bioweapons coming out of Iraq and possibly being in the hands of Al-Qaeda. It was distributed to at least some of the general population, I remember a lot of people talking about it and whether or not they should bother.

Those inoculations are generally acknowledged to be more than a little useless though. Which I'll admit is the part I remember people talking about a lot more come 2008 or when the CDC kindly informed them that smallpox inoculations simply wear off over a few years.

Anyone sperging about bioweapons needs to go read the polyamory thread and look at the posts on the continent-spanning gay polycule. One in the middle was keeping a spread sheet or some such of all their sexual partners and people were even joking at the time about how easy he was making it for health officials to trace the future patient zero.

Do you have links? That sounds interesting but the polyamory thread is longer than the Korean War.

 

[Xarpho]

I can’t find a good picture describing the difference between smallpox and monkeypox. The only thing I can tell from pictures is the lesions in smallpox are denser and less circular.

Smallpox also tends to affect the hands and feet (and a lot on the face), I’m not sure about monkeypox. In chicken pox, it’s mostly the chest that gets it (face too but not nearly as dense as chickenpox).

They've spread it to Belgium.

https://www.barrons.com/news/belgian-monkeypox-outbreak-linked-to-fetish-festival-01653069007

Yeah, I can see why it’s spreading at fetish events. Every event with degeneracy involved at all has some sort of after-hours orgy involved. Furry conventions, even Renaissance festivals. They all do.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

EVERY TIME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

https://www.nti.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/NTI_Paper_BIO-TTX_Final.pdf

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Show the whole thing, dammit.

So what I'm getting out of this is if this is being played by the "rulebook" here, there's been tampering with, either with the monkeypox itself (maybe, thought they tracked it to a Kenyan man in the UK?) or the vaccines they're now wheeling out of literally nowhere--or it's still the smallpox vaccine but they may have tampered with the formula. Which if they did is fucking evil and I wouldn't put it past these companies/governments to have ordered it to continue to politicize actual disease and plagues.

 

[K-Hole]

With most of the cases in the UK being in London I can only presume that monkeypox is a blessing from God designed to smite the inhabitants of Londonabad.

Just to be clear. That was no fever dream I had. They were selling fucking Bush Meat on the Dalston High road in Hackney.

They had other ground up potions - concoction for juju witch doctors no doubt. It was real. I bet if you go there today there is probaby another shop again selling same shit.

As my word is my bond. I have no reason to lie. I'm a terrible shitposter, it's true, but...

They were selling fucking dried up and plastic bagged monkeys, vacuum pressed. Their bones and their bodies all compressed in to little plastic satchels. I hadn't long been vegetarian by that point. I still don' t have a problem with people eating meat or hunting. I encourage it!

It was a nasty thing to find. But it's not unknown of. You can get Bush Meat in Hackney, the east of the Capital, or on the West Green road in Tottenham, the north of the Capital. Pretty sure you can get it in Brixton too, south of the Capital.

It was the blatancy of it that struck me.

I have no idea how the monkey pox is spread. But who the fuck in their right mind would buy a plastic wrap of tortured looking monkey. And yeah, it was monkey, I asked. They had no problem with admitting it.

As my word is my bond, I swear this is true.

 

[LillWeeb]

Yeah, I can see why it’s spreading at fetish events. Every event with degeneracy involved at all has some sort of after-hours orgy involved. Furry conventions, even Renaissance festivals. They all do.

Don't forget anime conventions there is many hook-ups and orgies at those it's crazy.

 

[Rei is shit]

Oh boy, we're doing the same shit now that we did with Covid before.

"No, it's no airborne, you can only catch it by physical contact."

"No, it's not airborne, you can only catch it through respiratory aerosol droplets."

Soon it'll be "yeah it's totally airborne."

My favorite was "we have seen no signs of human-to-human transmission outside of China".

 

[theshitposter]

ZINGAYA

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

You know I was just thinking, this is a perfect time for the "I support the current thing" Hohols to post Monkey Putin memes. They had no problem spamming them the last couple of months and now we have a literal Monkeypox spreading amongst gays (might have something to do with biolabs in Ukraine as well). A gay meme is only fitting for this gay happening:

 

[Desu Mountain]

This virus is gay and if you get it you're a faggot.

 

[Xarpho]

Just to be clear. That was no fever dream I had. They were selling fucking Bush Meat on the Dalston High road in Hackney.

They had other ground up potions - concoction for juju witch doctors no doubt. It was real. I bet if you go there today there is probaby another shop again selling same shit.

As my word is my bond. I have no reason to lie. I'm a terrible shitposter, it's true, but...

They were selling fucking dried up and plastic bagged monkeys, vacuum pressed. Their bones and their bodies all compressed in to little plastic satchels. I hadn't long been vegetarian by that point. I still don' t have a problem with people eating meat or hunting. I encourage it!

It was a nasty thing to find. But it's not unknown of. You can get Bush Meat in Hackney, the east of the Capital, or on the West Green road in Tottenham, the north of the Capital. Pretty sure you can get it in Brixton too, south of the Capital.

It was the blatancy of it that struck me.

I have no idea how the monkey pox is spread. But who the fuck in their right mind would buy a plastic wrap of tortured looking monkey. And yeah, it was monkey, I asked. They had no problem with admitting it.

As my word is my bond, I swear this is true.

Makes me wonder how many weird shops there are tucked away in American cities, and how easy they are to find.

Given that in Houston you can buy human hair wholesale (advertised from road signage) I’m absolutely sure some place is selling desiccated monkey, customs be damned.

 

[George Lucas]

There's some shit some of you niggas need to get straight, especially if you have not had the wonderment that is growing up in and living in a vibrant city like London, England.

I went out for a cheese pastie once, the fucking bagel shop didn't have my fave bagel in it, so I ended up taking a left turn in to hell. Let me tell you what I found. At Five Fucking Thirty in the afternoon on the Dalston High road.

First of all, it was the smell that hit me. Like Flesh, but worse. Being a vegetarian made this 'smell' more pronounced. The place was dank and dark. Musty and mouldy.

And then as I set my eyes below on what was on the first counter in front of the till - egads man! That's a fucking dried monkey! And it was. I tried to act all cool, saying, so, er, what is that actually there? it smells very nice, perhaps I could buy some? It had eyes still looking out from under its cellophane wrapped tomb. And they weren't looking in the same direction! Let's just leave it at that.

The absolute state (smell) of the place!

There were several other smaller animals. Obviously, there was no fucking way I was getting a fucking Cheese Sandwich in here.

They had 'jerky' - dried meat! Strips of it. Flagrantly hanging above the counter. Still, it was the shit that was wrapped up in plastic that bothered me. It was monkey. Or worse...

The smaller animals were also quite concerning. Some looked like fucking bats!

This is in Hackney, East London, one of the greatest cities in the free world.

I never got my cheese sammich. Safe to say I bought nothing in there. It was an abomination.

This is in the 21st Century.

It doesn't surprise me to see an outburst of monkey pox or even fucking ebola.

What surprises me is that it took so long.

Doesn’t your shithole country have laws against this sort of thing?

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

Doesn’t your shithole country have laws against this sort of thing?

They also have laws against rape gangs and acid attacks.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Nothingburger. Pay attention to the supply chain interdiction of nuclear source materials and bulk industrial radiography equipment though. Would be a shame if "someone" put that in the municipal water supply of a major city and spread it around in public high foot traffic areas like malls, airports and schools. That would be a really good way to lock everyone down wouldn't it?

https://www.energy.gov/nnsa/articles/nnsa-working-federal-state-and-local-partners-hold-major-radiological-incident

https://www.fox7austin.com/news/austin-texas-major-radiological-incident-exercise-may-16-20

Stop skipping ahead, I don't want spoilers.

 

[Otterly]

What a strangely worded article.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10839325/NYC-warns-residents-wear-mask-local-tests-positive-virus-related-monkeypox.html

https://archive.ph/jJFSi

Quote:
The CDC is still waiting for confirmation that it is monkeypox, after the patient tested positive for orthopoxvirus - the genus of viruses that includes smallpox, cowpox, horsepox, camelpox, and monkeypox.

City officials say a second possible monkeypox patient tested negative for the virus.
A virus related to monkeypox. Some very careful phrasing here. Is it monkeypox or isnt it?

 

[Drain Todger]

EVERY TIME AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

https://www.nti.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/NTI_Paper_BIO-TTX_Final.pdf

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The Nuclear Threat Initiative was the nonprofit that made that report.

NTI was co-founded by Sam Nunn and Ted Turner. The same Sam Nunn that the Nunn-Lugar Act was named after. The same Nunn-Lugar Cooperative Threat Reduction program that put DTRA in control of a bunch of foreign biolabs where they could conduct shady bioweapon research with zero oversight by moving nasty viruses around under a diplomatic cover and laundering the money through "virus-hunter" NGOs like EcoHealth Alliance, Metabiota, and Labyrinth Global Health.

We're in a goddamn Tom Clancy novel.

 

[Otterly]

There is no doubt it is monkeypox, verified by genetic analysis.

I hate to be that person but do you have any evidence/source for them actually sequencing the virus that’s out in the wild right now? Have a look at the article I posted above, there’s some very careful phrasing about ‘same genus’ and one person tested negative for monkeypox. I wonder if this is a classical monkeypox or something a little different.

I can’t find a good picture describing the difference between smallpox and monkeypox. The only thing I can tell from pictures is the lesions in smallpox are denser and less circular.

Smallpox also tends to affect the hands and feet (and a lot on the face), I’m not sure about monkeypox. In chicken pox, it’s mostly the chest that gets it (face too but not nearly as dense as chickenpox).

Most of the pictures of smallpox you see online are of the variola major form - which covers you densely in pox. It’s hard to find pictures comparing the two smallpox forms and I can’t find anything comparing the various members of the family.
There have been a few cases popping up in the uk over the last year or so. Some boroughs of London have TB rates exceeding the worsts bits of the third world, as we embrace the diversity (Of global pathogens.)

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Last year I met this end of times Christian schizo lady who told me the next virus that was coming was going to be like smallpox and COVID was just a test. .. and were quickly approaching the end of days

I see all this shit about smallpox. And I think to myself, damn, I bet she’s vindicated as fuck right now.

 

[Puff]

The Nuclear Threat Initiative was the nonprofit that made that report.

NTI was co-founded by Sam Nunn and Ted Turner. The same Sam Nunn that the Nunn-Lugar Act was named after. The same Nunn-Lugar Cooperative Threat Reduction program that put DTRA in control of a bunch of foreign biolabs where they could conduct shady bioweapon research with zero oversight by moving nasty viruses around under a diplomatic cover and laundering the money through "virus-hunter" NGOs like EcoHealth Alliance, Metabiota, and Labyrinth Global Health.

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We're in a goddamn Tom Clancy novel.

We always were, you just weren't paying attention