Monkeypox General 🐒🦠 - Authorities are calling it Monkeypox. The UK has begun a rapid deployment of Smallpox vaccines to first responders.

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Come in for AIDs 2, stay for juicy microbiologist sucidies.

 

[Toy Soldier]

Forgive me if this has been said already, but uhhhhhh is anyone else thinking of the simian flu from planet of the apes? Which was created in a lab...
I, for one, welcome our inevitable ape overlords and the downfall of society.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

This also seems like an overreaction if true:

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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1529803899644805121

Perhaps it's all just part of Operation Save Big Dog.

The way Big Dog had gone, it might be better if they throw him under the bus.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A recurring theme in the Current Things of Current Year: fearmongering.

They wanted you to be afraid of the coof.

They wanted you to be afraid of the Ukraine thing.

They wanted you to be afraid of women losing rights in the abortion thing.

Now they want you to be afraid of some monkey-related disease?

 

[Super-Chevy454]

A recurring theme in the Current Things of Current Year: fearmongering.

They wanted you to be afraid of the coof.

They wanted you to be afraid of the Ukraine thing.

They wanted you to be afraid of women losing rights in the abortion thing.

Now they want you to be afraid of some monkey-related disease?

And if it still don't work, they'll said beware of World War III.

 

[Lichen Bark]

@K-Hole https://kiwifarms.net/threads/monkeypox-general.119376/post-11995875
Informative, but I every time I read one of these articles I start going:

 

[mindlessobserver]

Well, I have hopes that it's not gonna be covid 2 lockdown boogaloo if the normies in my life are something to go by, they're basically calling it a gay disease, and mocking anyone who catches it must be a fag.

Unfortunately the Pox Virus family is a pretty nasty customer for humans. And unlike Influenza or Corona viruses it has a bad habit of persisting on surfaces. I would stop buying clothes for the next year. Lord knows who tried that shit on at Macy's. God help you if you shop at thrift stores.

 

[AMERICA]

This is why I only have gay buttsex with my husband, the way God intended.

 

[FightenGnome]

Forgive me if this has been said already, but uhhhhhh is anyone else thinking of the simian flu from planet of the apes? Which was created in a lab...
I, for one, welcome our inevitable ape overlords and the downfall of society.

> You will be put in the cage
> You will be fed by your monkey overlords
> You will be studied by Chimp-human scientists
> You will breed with beautiful 20 year old blondes
> You will kiss the monkey woman when she grows too attached with her research
> You will obey Dr. Zaius
> You will feel fulfilled.

 

[K-Hole]

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Forsooth, 'twas those damned dirty apes!

If nothing else, that scene is a masterclass in "how to not overact".

 

[FatalTater]

I remember a few internet weirdos got nervous about the Netflix show "Sweet Tooth" because of a virus and then human/animal hybrids, but they seem quiet now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_Tooth_(TV_series)

 

[Jannetje Schaft]

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

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More like "Hands up, please shoot me!"

 

[cumster]

new deadly strain of covid?

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Forsooth, 'twas those damned dirty apes!

If nothing else, that scene is a masterclass in "how to not overact".

And this classic scene was parodied in a good way.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

I feel that there’s something they’re not sharing yet (obviously)
CDC travel advisory mentioned not using creams that are made with wild animal products (tf?!) and
Not eating or touching bushmeat.
I’m sure someone’s done something gross and they won’t disclose it yet because “muh stigma”

 

[Super-Chevy454]

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That desserve a

 

[Cellofayne]

Just read that Canada's Monkeypox spread most likly originated at a Montreal sauna called G.I. Joes....

https://globalnews.ca/news/8873527/canada-monkeypox-origin-montreal-sauna/

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

“He actually got it from G.I. Joe. So this is the suspected epicentre of the epidemic,” Pilarski told Global News.”
Cmon the jokes are literally writing themselves now

 

[Keystone]

Just read that Canada's Monkeypox spread most likly originated at a Montreal sauna called G.I. Joes....

https://globalnews.ca/news/8873527/canada-monkeypox-origin-montreal-sauna/

“He actually got it from G.I. Joe. So this is the suspected epicentre of the epidemic,” Pilarski told Global News.”
Cmon the jokes are literally writing themselves now

Too many body massages and giving people the stick.