Morality Test

[NIGGO KILLA]

DAMNIT I CANT ESCAPE IT

 

[Joan Nyan]

I'm 75% parsimonious, but I'm also part of the 10% who don't switch the trolley.

 

[Marco Fucko]

70% Parsimony
100% Geography
50% Family Relation
33% Acts and Omissions
100% Scale

Spoiler: Answer by answer

Question 1: You pass someone in the street who is in severe need and you are able to help them at little cost to yourself. Are you morally obliged to do so?

You answered: Not Obliged.

• 14% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 8% of women agree with you.
• 14% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 11% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 2: You have a brother. You know that someone has been seriously injured as a result of criminal activity undertaken by him. You live in a country where the police are generally trustworthy. Are you morally obliged to inform them about your brother's crime?

You answered: Not Obliged.

• 21% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 14% of women agree with you.
• 23% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 19% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 3: Do you think that assisting the suicide of someone who wants to die - and has requested help - is morally equivalent to allowing them to die by withholding medical assistance (assuming that the level of suffering turns out to be identical in both cases)?

You answered: No.

• 49% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 56% of women agree with you.
• 54% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 55% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 4: You are able to help some people. Unfortunately, you can only do so by harming other people. The number of people harmed will always be 10 percent of those helped. When considering whether it is morally justified to help does the actual number of people involved make any difference?

You answered: No.

• 65% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 52% of women agree with you.
• 60% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 57% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 5: You own an unoccupied property. You are contacted by a refugee group which desperately needs somewhere to house a person seeking asylum who is being unjustly persecuted in a foreign country.

You answered: Not Obliged.

• 30% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 28% of women agree with you.
• 33% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 31% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 6: A charity collection takes place in your office. For every UK£10.00 given, a blind person's sight is restored. Instead of donating UK£10.00, you use the money to treat yourself to a cocktail after work. Are you morally responsible for the continued blindness of the person who would have been treated had you made the donation?

You answered: Not Responsible.

• 48% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 39% of women agree with you.
• 44% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 42% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 7: Someone you have never met needs a kidney transplant. You are one of the few people who can provide the kidney. Would any moral obligation to provide the kidney be greater if this person were a cousin rather than a non-relative?

You answered: No.

• 53% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 43% of women agree with you.
• 49% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 46% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 8: You can save the lives of a thousand patients by cancelling one hundred operations that would have saved the lives of a hundred different patients.

You answered: No.

• 60% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 59% of women agree with you.
• 58% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 58% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 9: Are your moral obligations to people in your own country or community stronger than those to people in other countries and communities (assuming no unusual circumstances - for example, suffering because of famine - in either your own country/community or other countries/communities)?

You answered: Yes.

• 40% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 47% of women agree with you.
• 49% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 47% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 10: You deliberately sabotage a piece of machinery in your work place so that when someone next uses it there will be an accident which will result in that person losing the use of their legs.

You answered: Responsible.

• 94% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 95% of women agree with you.
• 92% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 93% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 11: You know the identity of someone who has committed a serious crime resulting in a person being badly injured. Are you morally obliged to reveal their identity to an appropriate authority so that they are dealt with justly?

You answered: Weakly Obliged.

• 21% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 20% of women agree with you.
• 20% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 20% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 12: You can save the lives of ten innocent people by killing one other innocent person. Are you morally obliged to do so?

You answered: No.

• 71% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 72% of women agree with you.
• 68% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 70% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 13: You see a charity advertisement in a newspaper about a person in severe need in India/Australia. There is no state welfare available to this person, but you can help them at little cost to yourself. You have good reason to believe that any help you offer will make a difference. Are you morally obliged to help the person?

You answered: Not Obliged.

• 31% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 21% of women agree with you.
• 30% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 26% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 14: You are required to send a person a gift, and you have bought a bottle of drink to send to them. However, you discover it is poison and if consumed will cause blindness in the drinker. To replace it with a non-contaminated bottle will cost you UK£10.00. You give the poisoned drink as a gift anyway. Are you morally responsible for the blindness of the drinker?

You answered: Responsible.

• 92% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 92% of women agree with you.
• 89% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 90% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 15: A situation arises where you can either save your own child from death or contact the emergency services in order to save the lives of ten other children. You cannot do both, and there is no way to save everyone. Which course of action are you morally obliged to follow?

You answered: Save Your Own Child.

• 67% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 76% of women agree with you.
• 68% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 72% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 16: You can save the lives of ten patients by cancelling one operation which would have saved the life of a different patient. Are you morally obliged to do so?

You answered: No.

• 56% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 56% of women agree with you.
• 55% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 55% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 17: You own an unoccupied property. You are contacted by a welfare organisation which desperately needs somewhere to house a person from a nearby town who is being unjustly persecuted. Your anonymity is assured. You have every reason to believe that no harm will come to your property. Are you morally obliged to allow them to use your property?

You answered: Not Obliged.

• 30% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 25% of women agree with you.
• 31% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 28% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 18: You become aware that a piece of machinery in your workplace is faulty and that if it is not repaired then there will soon be an accident which will result in someone losing the use of their legs. Despite knowing that nobody else is aware of the fault, you take no action.

You answered: Not Responsible.

• 6% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 2% of women agree with you.
• 6% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 5% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

Question 19: You can save the lives of a million innocent people by killing a hundred thousand others. Are you morally obliged to do so?

You answered: No.

• 70% of people of your religion (or lack thereof) agree with you.
• 71% of women agree with you.
• 68% of men agree with you.
• Overall, 69% of respondents gave the same answer as you.

 

[sadbird]

my Moral Parsimony Score is 83%. whatever the hell that means

it means you win, dude!

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

What the fuck is this gibberish? I already know that I'm a level 3 chaotic neutral Warrior named Yorick. I also have this neat amulet that glows when kobolds are nearby.

 

[PL 001]

70% parsimony

Spoiler: More analysis

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

I got 37% I don't know if that means if I am evil or good.

It says you're gay

 

[Flake452]

It says you're gay

If I'm gay then why did I always cry when my dad made me suck his dick?

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

If I'm gay then why did I always cry when my dad made me suck his dick?

That wasn't gay, that was love.

 

[Coldgrip]

It says I failed and then my computer caught fire. The last words on screen were "MY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOUL".

I'm still not sure what they meant by that.

 

[Positron]

Test is bunk.

Acts and Omissions

Your score of 50% is a little lower than the average score of 60% in this category.

This suggests that the distinction between acting and omitting to act is sometimes a relevant factor in your moral thinking.

Omission vs Commission is always a factor in my moral calculus. I think you are still in the wrong if you kill one person in order to save 10.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"You see a charity advertisement in a newspaper about a person in severe need in India. There is no state welfare available to this person, but you can help them at little cost to yourself. You have good reason to believe that any help you offer will make a difference. Are you morally obliged to help the person?"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT! JUST GIVE HIM ALL THE MONEY IT COST TO TAKE OUT AN AD IN A NEWSPAPER YOU CRUEL FUCKS!
Not obliged.

I'm 77% parsimonious and 100% sanctimonious.

 

[Remove Goat]

I have a feeling if I didn't put my gender as female, my religion as buddhist, and my nationality as other, I'dve gotten a score lower than 75%