Morbius

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Sony marketed Morbius as a "Sony-verse" movie that was connected to the Spider-Man MCU movies, which was nearly false advertising. The post credits scenes had Vulture plucked from the alternate universe where MCU shit takes place and name drop Spider-Man in an awkward "team up" moment with Morbs. Before that, it's just a typical 2000's era comic book movie. Part of why this movie is chosen to be memed, and not other Marvel movies, is that audiences knew it was going to be underwhelming.

Even the post-credit scene and the references to other versions of Spider-Man made no sense.

How did Toomes end up in the world of Morbius? I thought what happened in No Way Home sucked in a bunch of heroes and villains into Holland's universe.

Amy Pascal has clearly not learned from The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and so desperately wants that Sinister Six crossover.

 

[Porker LeVance]

How did Toomes end up in the world of Morbius? I thought what happened in No Way Home sucked in a bunch of heroes and villains into Holland's universe.

You're right, it doesn't make sense. The spell that Peter asked Doctor Strange to perform was supposed to make everyone forget that he was Spider-Man, which Peter corrupted when he kept adding conditions to it, and somehow brought people from other dimensions to his who knew that Peter Parker was Spider-Man. When Peter has Strange do the original spell with no conditions, it returns everyone back to their dimensions. There's no explanation for why Toomes ends up in Morbius' world. It's possible that Toomes was originally from the Morbius universe and was returned there in the spell, meaning he had travelled dimensions prior to the events of Homecoming. There's no explanation for Toomes possessing a Vulture suit in Morbius' dimension, either. Either there's a Vulture in this world already who has the suit and this Toomes stole it, or he immediately began crafting one with no resources in a new dimension. It's so stupid.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Even the post-credit scene and the references to other versions of Spider-Man made no sense.

How did Toomes end up in the world of Morbius? I thought what happened in No Way Home sucked in a bunch of heroes and villains into Holland's universe.

Amy Pascal has clearly not learned from The Amazing Spider-Man 2 and so desperately wants that Sinister Six crossover.

I'd blame it more on Avi Arad as well since he is the one often credited for being involved in Spider-Man movies and justifies shoving characters into stuff they don't belong as doing it for the fans like he did with Venom in Spider-Man 3 and tried to do with The Lizard in the production of Spider-Man 4 before that was scrapped.

 

[Valstrax]

It's Not Morbin' Time for Sony as Morbius re-release tanks at the box office

Having been lulled into a false sense of security by the increasingly popular memes that have been circulating on social media the past couple of weeks, Sony Pictures decided to take advantage of the perceived interest in Morbius by re-releasing the Jared Leto-led Marvel Comics adaptation across...

www.flickeringmyth.com

Morbius only made $85,000 on the first day of its rerelease, and a total of $280,000 in the whole weekend. lmao

Okay I take back everything I said, this meme is fucking glorious.

 

[Goodbye Horses]

im surprised they didn't redub it in a comical fashion. That could have saved it.

They should have gotten Ryan Reynolds to do retarded 4th wall breaking narration over it.

 

[The Lawgiver]

You're right, it doesn't make sense. The spell that Peter asked Doctor Strange to perform was supposed to make everyone forget that he was Spider-Man, which Peter corrupted when he kept adding conditions to it, and somehow brought people from other dimensions to his who knew that Peter Parker was Spider-Man. When Peter has Strange do the original spell with no conditions, it returns everyone back to their dimensions. There's no explanation for why Toomes ends up in Morbius' world. It's possible that Toomes was originally from the Morbius universe and was returned there in the spell, meaning he had travelled dimensions prior to the events of Homecoming. There's no explanation for Toomes possessing a Vulture suit in Morbius' dimension, either. Either there's a Vulture in this world already who has the suit and this Toomes stole it, or he immediately began crafting one with no resources in a new dimension. It's so stupid.

That's the twist, he had a spare shoved up his asshole this whole time!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

You're right, it doesn't make sense. The spell that Peter asked Doctor Strange to perform was supposed to make everyone forget that he was Spider-Man, which Peter corrupted when he kept adding conditions to it, and somehow brought people from other dimensions to his who knew that Peter Parker was Spider-Man. When Peter has Strange do the original spell with no conditions, it returns everyone back to their dimensions. There's no explanation for why Toomes ends up in Morbius' world. It's possible that Toomes was originally from the Morbius universe and was returned there in the spell, meaning he had travelled dimensions prior to the events of Homecoming. There's no explanation for Toomes possessing a Vulture suit in Morbius' dimension, either. Either there's a Vulture in this world already who has the suit and this Toomes stole it, or he immediately began crafting one with no resources in a new dimension. It's so stupid.

That’s because that post credits scene got made while having no idea what the script for NWH was. It got removed once it hit streaming, except they forgot to do so for the Apple version.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

It's Not Morbin' Time for Sony as Morbius re-release tanks at the box office

Having been lulled into a false sense of security by the increasingly popular memes that have been circulating on social media the past couple of weeks, Sony Pictures decided to take advantage of the perceived interest in Morbius by re-releasing the Jared Leto-led Marvel Comics adaptation across...

www.flickeringmyth.com

Morbius only made $85,000 on the first day of its rerelease, and a total of $280,000 in the whole weekend. lmao

Just randomly popping in here to say the linked Forbes article mentions it at the very end and the author is clearly just seething.

 

[UnKillFill]

I'm starting to feel like Jared Leto just shouldn't be famous anymore. He hasn't been in any good movies ever, and his acting has been mediocre at best. Even in that one AIDS movie he was in where he wasn't total garbage.

I remember hearing that he got so deep into 'method acting' when he was playing the shittiest version of the Joker ever, that he gave his co-stars dead animals and used condoms as presents. What a fucking retard.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I still don't understand why Jared Leto is famous. His shitty music? His shitty acting? Providing young trim to music/film execs through his weirdo sex cult?

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

It does make me question the obscene amount of Morbius memes that popped up in the Sony games stream yesterday...

I HATE YOU MORBIUS IS AWESOMEEEEEEE YEAHHHHH BEST FILM EVER MADE SINCE BIRTH OF A NATION

 

[Doctor of Autism]

That’s because that post credits scene got made while having no idea what the script for NWH was. It got removed once it hit streaming, except they forgot to do so for the Apple version.

Wait they legit removed that post-credits scene from all stream releases?

 

[Calandrino]

Just randomly popping in here to say the linked Forbes article mentions it at the very end and the author is clearly just seething.
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Well if Soyny had listened to the random racists bitching in this thread they would know that this movie looks like shit and nobody wants to see it. Now do a Vampirella movie and do it right.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

That’s because that post credits scene got made while having no idea what the script for NWH was. It got removed once it hit streaming, except they forgot to do so for the Apple version.

Were Sony responsible for the No Way Home credits scene as well? Because that shit made absolutely no fucking sense either since Venom never even met Spider-Man.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Were Sony responsible for the No Way Home credits scene as well? Because that shit made absolutely no fucking sense either since Venom never even met Spider-Man.

I think in Venom 2, they said that all symbiotes have a sort of hive mind thing across dimensions, so Venom knew about Spiderman because of the Sam Rami films.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I think in Venom 2, they said that all symbiotes have a sort of hive mind thing across dimensions, so Venom knew about Spiderman because of the Sam Rami films.

That's so fucking retarded that it makes complete sense Sony would do that.

 

[not william stenchever]

 

[Johan Schmidt]

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I guess it was morbin time. Fuck.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Not sure why, but it’s rare for me to hear superhero movies failing upwardly and this badly that this will go down as one of the worst best things to happen to Marvel in a while. It’s pretty humorous to me.

 

[TVB]

I guess it was morbin time