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Not sure about you but "self sausage (?)" is a new one to me.
Morgan Eli Kohl / AlexReynard - Furry Rescue Rangerphile with Odd Rape Obsession
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When I clicked on this thread, this is the random quote that popped up at around the same time as the picture of the fox anus:
Sometimes the random text generator isn't as random as we think...
Sometimes the random text generator isn't as random as we think...
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I saw this guy on ED a few years ago. Why the fuck does every fox fursona have the name "Renard" or some derivative of it?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reynard
A quote from the article:
"Reynard (French: Renart; German: Reineke; Dutch: Reinaert) is the main character in a literary cycle of allegorical French, Dutch, English, and German fables. Those stories are largely concerned with Reynard, an anthropomorphic red fox and trickster figure. His adventures usually involve him deceiving other anthropomorphic animals for his own advantage or trying to avoid retaliations from them."
Basically, Reynard is the codifier for the Trickster Fox archetype in Western culture. Furries probably think they're clever for referencing him. I guess it's the furfag equivalent of "Alucard" or something.
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A SJW/MRA combo. It's like a ouroboros of autism.
Who wants to sign his email up for a Donald Trump support site?
Who wants to sign his email up for a Donald Trump support site?
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Oh. This guy. 
I apologize in advance if I am mixing him up with someone else who looks similar (kind of easy to do where I come from), but I'm 90% sure I've run into him at a convention before and he's exactly as insufferable as the OP/ED makes him out to be. God damn.
edit: I guess the "Fun at the park" video in the OP kind of summarizes this, but he's big into that high school-esuqe "lol so randumb" breed of humor. He just does stupid shit or says/does things that are offensive on purposes to elicit responses from people.
I apologize in advance if I am mixing him up with someone else who looks similar (kind of easy to do where I come from), but I'm 90% sure I've run into him at a convention before and he's exactly as insufferable as the OP/ED makes him out to be. God damn.
edit: I guess the "Fun at the park" video in the OP kind of summarizes this, but he's big into that high school-esuqe "lol so randumb" breed of humor. He just does stupid shit or says/does things that are offensive on purposes to elicit responses from people.
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Because its appropriately close to retard
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I'm wondering if a lot of that is just playing up the reactions for our own amusement. I'm not saying everyone who has a Kiwi Farms® brand account needs to immediately go out and desensitize themselves to all the gross shit the internet has to offer, but there are new people joining the internet every day, so chances are you could run into someone who somehow hasn't seen goatse or whatever. Either way, this isn't the first furry, cartoon sperg, or rape fetishist we've encountered on this site alone - including all of those in the same person - which is why I think some people are just 'punching up' their reactions.
Not to sure about the reactions to Chris' cumsicles, though. I can see how people could be legitimately grossed out by that. But still.
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I send the furries on a wind
Such as the web has never seen
On ev'ry site, on ev'ry board
Until you feel unclean!
I send the horde, I send the fur
Thus saith Renard!
Such as the web has never seen
On ev'ry site, on ev'ry board
Until you feel unclean!
I send the horde, I send the fur
Thus saith Renard!
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"Odd rape obsession?"
As opposed to a normal rape obsession?
As opposed to a normal rape obsession?
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There's just something extra unsettling about the mixture of that awful 90's faux-Warner bros. furry style, crayola crayons and a background pattern that can only be reserved for the waiting room of Satan's infernal dentist.
Also all the rape and scat stuff too I guess.
Also all the rape and scat stuff too I guess.
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Well, 'Renard' is also French for 'Fox.'
Also, what the fuck is wrong with this guy's nails.
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His scat art is disgusting, even if you've seen stuff like it before. But I find that "Skunksages" pic to be a lot more unsettling. Vore art is always disgusting, but that one is just strange.
That is weird. I don't think I'd want to encounter this person in real life.
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Perhaps he woke up from a hundred year slumber? Also explains why he doesn't know how to act in public...
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That would imply God cared for us to begin with. He thought about it again, but then He saw the pics that OP has delivered.
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I'm willing to put money down that this guy has bottles of piss in his bedroom.
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Look at the OP. The guy has a b/w picture of Gadget taped to his door. I'm earnestly curious about the state of his bedroom.
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I think the reason the skunksages picture is so much more cringey to people than the scat art is because of how strange and out there it is. It's one of those weirdly specific kinks that you can't figure out the reasoning behind. Same reason the 'foreverially delitized' images became so infamous.