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Vanessa Hudgens as Joshua Martinez
Orbiter morons on youtube who talk about chris
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Anachronistic
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He asked Kojima if he could direct the Metal Gear movie and supposedly Kojima was disgusted at his request.
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1. This has got to be some kinda trolling attempt by a has been who was never in just been 2. That's what boss looks like irl? All jokes about him being a dog aside?
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He made a movie about some seige tier sperg who shoots up a small town and frames his buddy that was mildly entertaining and considered a cult hit but I feel it was one of those a million monkeys with a million typewriters kind of things concidering his track record.
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The only chris chan movie I'd accept would be ENTIRELY serious. Too serious. Like the tone of the Joker movie or something, just unrelenting and intense the whole time.
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"Clyde Cash - Da Baby"
I can't decide whether or not I'd actually want to see a movie like this
I can't decide whether or not I'd actually want to see a movie like this
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Why wouldnt he just hire null to play himself?
Dr. Künt
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He also knows how to deal with idiots from the Internet.
ManInTheBlarms
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Ok I'll accept the movie if it also has footage of a match between Boll and Chris Chan. He could dive into the prison yard by helicopter or some shit
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Imagine a super serious documentary on this directed and narrated by Werner Herzog.
Akashic Retard
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Good thinking on the Kevin Spacey. He’s probably really cheap now.
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Marian Dora would be a better director for a Chris bio pic.
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If Chris-Chan criticises the movie, would Uwe Boll threaten to box him? Would we see a future Boxing Saga?
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"Here we see Chris seasoning some Fant... What. Wait. Was is zis? Dis is horrifying. I can't do zis. Zis is like Fitzcarraldo with Kinski all over again!"
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Seems like Blaire White has offered her take.
Jeremy.
Can you NOT have a schitzo thumbnail for ONCE!
Measured take but her lack of research sucks.
Jeremy's video here. Jeremy is being disingenuous about the farms. 4:16 if you prefer not to listen to his blathering.
5:12 OMG you are a PUSSY Jeremy. Even Lauren Chen said what the allegations are. How do you know Jeremy?
do you have proof he will be booked with women?
Archived because he privated his Shanny video.
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Blaire's late to it, but she's informed enough present Chris' past actions and confronting the people who care more for pronouns than horrific acts.
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"The Love Quest".
Minimalist cast. Shot in b&w. No music, only ambient noise. Happens over the span of a day. Start by establishing he's a sad autistic cross dressing middle-aged man looking for love, but is rejected by the world. Spends his days taking care of his dementia bed-ridden mother he's grown to resent because he feels she's stopping him from getting the boyfriend-free girlfriend he deserves and trying to handle his online business. Everything he does goes to shit. The longer the movie goes on, you realize he is rejected because he's an absolute cunt and predatory. The finale is when he realizes that the end of his love quest lies where it all began. Last shot is him slowly entering his mother
's room and closing the door.
Find me $500k and it'll make Sundance.
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Jeremy and Lauren Chen are total shit. All about the clickbait and alt-right baiting hot takes for money and attention.
Bella's take is definitely worth watching though.
Bella's take is definitely worth watching though.
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