Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

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Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.6%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.4%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.1%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 98 22.6%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.8%

  • Total voters
    433
"Follow me. Jersh has asked that I lead you to him."

"What about the others?"

"He has something special planned for them."

*You and Nu-Tanya run into a room that is a dead end*

"Tanya. What's goibg on?

"HAHAHA! I don't know what Kitana saw in you. Don't you see? This is a trap!"

"What?"

*Both Ed and Tobias Boon appear behind you.*

"Welcome, Kiwi Farmer. Your Dear Leader is beaten. The Internet's warriors destroyed. You are the last remnant of The Forces of Light. Do you wish to beg for mercy from your new master, the lord, Ed Boon?"

"Never, Sorcerer!!!"

*Dies in Bruce Lee*

"Fool."

*LMAO's in Evil.*
MK4 endings are peak comedy, I will never forget Quan Chi sissy punching Sub-Zero out of nowhere in Scorpion's ending.
 
Shout out to both Baraka and Reptile, dying in their own endings. Poor jobbers can never catch a break. At least Baraka went out like badass in his ending.
As a long time Reptile fan, I would like to thank Kotal Khan for being an even more embarrassing character by getting his ass kicked in his own reveal trailer for MK11. They didn't even spell his name correctly in the video description.
 
MK4 is the one of the series I have the least experience in but this makes me wanna download the rom.
MK4 gave me one of the creepiest jumpscares I've ever had. When you defeat Shinnok in Arcade Mode the screen flashes and he turns into a skeleton and then gets thrown in a pit while he screams but it all happens in like 5 seconds.
 
Something rather unexpected. Both Rain and Ermac got MK '95 skins. I don't think anyone had those on the plans for release, but they look really good actually.
 
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Looks like it's the female ninjas turn to get Klassic Skins. They don't look... bad. They're not fucking awful either.
Tanya's resting bitch face now actually matches old Tanya's resting bitch attitude.

I cannot stop staring at Kitanas boobs. They look wrong somehow.

"Follow me. Jersh has asked that I lead you to him."

"What about the others?"

"He has something special planned for them."

*You and Nu-Tanya run into a room that is a dead end*

"Tanya. What's goibg on?

"HAHAHA! I don't know what Kitana saw in you. Don't you see? This is a trap!"

"What?"

*Both Ed and Tobias Boon appear behind you.*

"Welcome, Kiwi Farmer. Your Dear Leader is beaten. The Internet's warriors destroyed. You are the last remnant of The Forces of Light. Do you wish to beg for mercy from your new master, the lord, Ed Boon?"

"Never, Sorcerer!!!"

*Dies in Bruce Lee*

"Fool."

*LMAO's in Evil.*
Peak Tanya. Idgaf MK4 Tanya was best Tanya for me. Her shit tier voice acting, the overblown laugh she makes, her being a shameless Cunt. I love it.

For that reason I was fully okay with her and Mileena fucking in X and 11 because manipulative whore gotta whorishly manipulate.

Thought it was a natural progression for the two faced lady to use people shamelessly and lie her way into getting what she wants.

Even without the lesbianism, nu Tanya is literally so boring. She's a worse Jade. She has none of the previous cunning. And even if they were set on making Tanya a good girl, they could at least have her actually exhibit her deception and penchant for shrewdness.

Instead she's just a useless simp.
 
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Tanya's resting bitch face now actually matches old Tanya's resting bitch attitude.
Though, the ugly face model won’t get away, sadly. NR still don’t do shit to fix the problem with MK1, aside from doubling down in their nostalgia-baiting microtransactions and tedious grindfest in Invasion Mode. The game, otherwise, still looks fucking incomplete.
I cannot stop staring at Kitanas boobs. They look wrong somehow.
Probably best sum for every female Kombatants’ body looking like they came from trannies. Maybe it’s possible that the trannies behind the NRS cave are the retards that finalized each of them to look like they have bee-sting cheeks and butt-ugly faces.
Peak Tanya. Idgaf MK4 Tanya was best Tanya for me. Her shit tier voice acting, the overblown laugh she makes, her being a shameless Cunt. I love it.
The best Tanya for me, will always be the Tanya that has a shrewd attitude, being a deceitful, narcissistic whore that tricks people into fulfilling her personal goals; and would most likely affiliate with evil more than good, then betray them to achieve her gains, and mix it with her MK4 traits; we could have peak Tanya; mixing with 3D Era and pre-DEI NRS Tanya.
Keep that inverted bob cut from MKX, because it’s a personal favorite hairstyle of Tanya for me.
Even without the lesbianism, nu Tanya is literally so boring. She's a worse Jade. She has none of the previous cunning. And even if they were set on making Tanya a good girl, they could at least have her actually exhibit her deception and penchant for shrewdness.

Instead she's just a useless simp.
NRS still doesn’t know what the fuck do they try to do with Tanya, and it tells. They just turned her into a jigaboo whore with ugly dreadlocks, a butterface; and an incredibly boring personality that was reused from Jade. At least Jade is more interesting than Tanya without the dyke shit shilled in.

Personally, if the thread intends to think of their own Tanya rewrite/revamp, how would you try to keep her charm, and stay true to the previous MK games? Your call.
 
She has inner boob and nothing outer.

NRS has such a talent of making women uggo.
Pretty much you summed the entire western game developers. Fuck attractive whores; just make them into uggo tranny faces whores to pander to the "modern audiences", which is 7% of the world's population. They'll consume it like hotcakes when DEI was embraced and the washed out developers tries to get along with activists. MK peaked in the 90s, now just washed out DEI slop calling itself as an "icon" of the FGC.

Put aside, I haven't draw anything MK for a long time, so here's my Raiden warmup faggotry. I'll consider drawing Li Mei someday.
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Some autistic fan headcanons for art 1:

The block on the platter are youkan. Which is a wagashi that is usually made out of red bean paste, agar and sugar. They can also be made out of white kidney bean paste, chestnut, green tea or sweet potato. Personallly, I decide that youkan is Raiden's favorite wagashi/dessert. He likes his youkan to have an extra layer of translucent gelatin and some diced sweet potatoes, and served on sakura leaves and toppled with sakura petals. He enjoys Fujin's cooking a lot, but Raiden still knows how to cook normally, but not on a scale as Fujin's; but otherwise has lots of depth in flavor and complexity.

Another personal headcanon for Raiden is that, in spite of his aggressive fighting style and looks, he's actually a very professional, elegant, talented god that enjoys nature, birds and scenery. His another hobby was enjoy writing calligraphy, making simple ink paintings. He's not on a scale of being insanely skilled as Fujin; because he's still a beginner in drawing; but not calligraphy or writing. He has a lot of inkstones so that he can enjoy writing kakizome during the beginning of years or at anytime.

In his spare time, he'd enjoy reading books, novels, poems and such. Things can't be relaxing more than enjoying a hot yunomi of green tea, youkan and blooming cherry blossoms. Cherry blossoms are also his personal favorite flower, aside from hydrangeas, wisterias and nemophilas. When Earthrealm is in peace; the Sky Temple would be all sunshines and fertility for plants, as they'll bloom beautifully on the sky, and petals flow on day and night. It will rain and all thunderstorms when the realm are all in dire situation.

He would always go down to the shrines and pray, do temizuya, writing ema, receiving omikuji, donate with Fujin. Whilst both don't have a religion; but if they're mortals, they'll be Shintoists. They'd prefer them to blend in society like normal humans, not to be seen like saviors, prophets or messiah.

When he's in Kombat, he'd stuff his hair into his cowl; but outside of Kombat, he'd let his waist-length hair flow; tied or half-updo. He always have his hair stick and ultramarine ribbon on. It's an eternal present from Fujin that he receives when he's still physically young, and when Fujin was still a child. His bun would have a braided ring; and when his hair are not curtained; it will reveal hair intakes, much like Fujin's.

An autistic reference for art 2:

This is an ironic reference to Raiden's Animality, in which he becomes an electric eel. The art is based from a Fate/Stay Night meme (excuse weeb faggotry), Sakurafish. I decided to trace the carp into an unagi eel. Another irony headcanon is that Raiden loves unagi and anago so much, he turns into an electric eel based from his favorite fish alone. I replaced buffalo wings with spicy karaage, donburi, zouni and kitsune udon to homage to his origin country instead of the original MK4's bio.

Sorry for the autism, niggers.
 
Sooooooo NRS may ditch support for MK1 due to low sales for Khaos Reigns. The leaker in the post supposedly has a nigh-flawless track record in revealing stuff.

Lol.

Lmao, even.
A well-deserved failure. This series should be laid to rest. It's clear that NRS doesn't have any original ideas other than nostalgia baiting and multiverse garbage.
 
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