Mortal Kombat Thread - GET OVER HERE!!!

[DenseDeerFather]

Called it!

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Can TWD just fuck off? Please, thank you.

And while you're at it, Boon. Maybe add a video game character next time.

 

[TVB]

And while you're at it, Boon. Maybe add a video game character next time.

So Ed Boon is going to add Lara Croft like what Fortnite and Call of Duty were doing, but make her body much MUCH worse and uncanny

 

[DenseDeerFather]

So Ed Boon is going to add Lara Croft like what Fortnite and Call of Duty were doing, but make her body much MUCH worse and uncanny

Shadow of The Tomb Raider already did most of the work for him. Double points if they make her twice as emo.

 

[TVB]

Shadow of The Tomb Raider already did most of the work for him. Double points if they make her twice as emo.

And don't forget the bullshit 2018 movie, the upcoming Netflix anime-inspired series or Amazon live-action series

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

How come all the guest characters in every MK game have been cismale? Is it because NRS are Nazis?

Serious answer, (sane) people don't like females having horrific injuries, and the people in charge of popular female IPs don't want to show them getting mutilated.

 

[Wesker]

How is it every design is equally dogshit as the last?

 

[DenseDeerFather]

How is it every design is equally dogshit as the last?

Who the fuck is the thot with him?

Second, omg that nose! I don't recall Quan Chi having that big of a beak. He almost looks Jewish.

 

[Alaric the Visigoth]

Who the fuck is the thot with him?

Second, omg that nose! I don't recall Quan Chi having that big of a beak. He almost looks Jewish.

Kameleon, Obscure character from the 2D games

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Kameleon, Obscure character from the 2D games

To add to this, she was specifically in the N64 version of Mortal Kombat Trilogy. The PC, PS1, and Saturn versions had the male version spelled "Chameleon". She made another appearance in the Wii version of Mortal Kombat Armageddon. Don't know why she's been a Nintendo exclusive character till now. She basically has all the moves of the other female ninjas. In the past her outfit was just a gray pallet swap (so basically smoke but female), but in armageddon, they gave her a re-design

She even has her own back-story:

Khameleon's biography and ending screens in Mortal Kombat Trilogy describe her as the last female of her race, as Reptile is said to be the last male. They reveal that her race, the Saurians, also known as Raptors, were originally from Earthrealm, but a great war drove them out and killed many more. They found a new home in another realm, which they called Zaterra or "New Earth." However, Shao Kahn eventually found it, and after defeating them in Mortal Kombat, he drove the Raptors to near extinction and then merged the realm with Outworld.

Khameleon reached Reptile and told him the truth of how Kahn was responsible for the extinction of their race. However, Reptile fell under the emperor's influence once again and turned against her. Having failed in her attempts to slay Shao Kahn, she began to wander the realms contemplating a way to strike back at him. Later, during the events of Mortal Kombat: Armageddon, she learned of the battle that would occur in Edenia and the gift of ultimate power that would be granted to the victor. Distressed by the fact that Kahn was also seeking this power, Khameleon sought out to attain it for herself so as to exact revenge on him and his followers for what he did to her race.

 

[Fag Albert]

Second, omg that nose! I don't recall Quan Chi having that big of a beak. He almost looks Jewish.

im transfixed by it. normally id be mad about the mk4 bat wing collar thingies but holy shit look at that schnozz he kinda looks like a bald spoony

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

How is it every design is equally dogshit as the last?

It's like they took the wrong lessons from the MK11 criticisms & instead of making the girls look as good as the guys. They even made the guys equally uglier.

Who the fuck is the thot with him?

Second, omg that nose! I don't recall Quan Chi having that big of a beak. He almost looks Jewish.

That's Khameleon. Reptile's waifu from the 3D games.

 

[Would]

Khameleon looks like a rushed Sindel skin.

 

[Edgy But Dull]

Can TWD just fuck off? Please, thank you.

Sorry, no can do partner. After "TWD" and the "Fear TWD" spin-off ended, they've spun two more shows. The first is called "The Walking Dead: Dead City" about Maggie and Negan in post-apocalyptic Manhattan. The second is "The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon" about the titular character in France, which has already been renewed for a second season called "The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon - The Book of Carol" and will feature Carol returning as a series regular. Yes, these are all real show names. AMC has a deathgrip on the TWD franchise to squeeze out any content in an attempt to remain relevant.

All the DLC guests are pretty much marketing for the "new product" at this point. Omni-Man DLC released on November 9th, just in time for the second season of Invincible returning on November 3rd. Homelander is likely going to come out right around the fourth season premiere of The Boys. After all the scheduling issues, James Gunn has stated the the second season of Peacemaker is delayed and there's going to be a "Waller" show to be an "aperitif" for the rebooted DCU and will come out before Superman: Legacy, which is scheduled for mid 2025, so Peacemaker DLC is going to be marketing for that show too. You wanted some cool shit like Triborg or Spawn? Fuck you, even the DLC is marketing.

How is it every design is equally dogshit as the last?

Why the fuck does Quan Chi look like angry Squidward in the thumbnail?

 

[DenseDeerFather]

Sorry, no can do partner. After "TWD" and the "Fear TWD" spin-off ended, they've spun two more shows. The first is called "The Walking Dead: Dead City" about Maggie and Negan in post-apocalyptic Manhattan. The second is "The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon" about the titular character in France, which has already been renewed for a second season called "The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon - The Book of Carol" and will feature Carol returning as a series regular. Yes, these are all real show names. AMC has a deathgrip on the TWD franchise to squeeze out any content in an attempt to remain relevant.

??????????????????

Wasn't there another show with Michonne or some shit? What the fuck. who is hungry for more TWD?

All the DLC guests are pretty much marketing for the "new product" at this point. Omni-Man DLC released on November 9th, just in time for the second season of Invincible returning on November 3rd. Homelander is likely going to come out right around the fourth season premiere of The Boys. After all the scheduling issues, James Gunn has stated the the second season of Peacemaker is delayed and there's going to be a "Waller" show to be an "aperitif" for the rebooted DCU and will come out before Superman: Legacy, which is scheduled for mid 2025, so Peacemaker DLC is going to be marketing for that show too. You wanted some cool shit like Triborg or Spawn? Fuck you, even the DLC is marketing.

A shame what it's come to. I guess it's some kind of 4D chess to make people save their money because they don't give a fuck about random capeshit and just wanna play as ninjas ripping each other to pieces.

Why the fuck does Quan Chi look like angry Squidward in the thumbnail?

I'm telling you, it's the nose! It's like a goddamn hornbill.

 

[NaggotFigger]

MATI and autistic spergout:

Overall, Eggman looks like a fucking Jew with than big nose. Also in my opinion, his voice kind of sucks, especially with a sense of roid-raging in some of his dialogues. That fucking sucks that they just had to cover the shit his muscles up from the "criticisms" from journoscums or the "modern audience" to appeal their ideology. Fucking botched his calm and composed way of big bad guy speak to brief roid-raging like Dragon Ball kind of voice. Should have been bringing back Ronald Banks for his voice instead of a celebrity if NRS did not follow the path for grabbing any celebrities that has a voice acting skill par with Megan Shartx, and but instead pick up genuinely professional voice actors to cook real good emotions for the Kombatants.
Still, you still have to suck NRS' and Warner's cock for microtransactions for god-awful pricey in-game shit, which sucks balls already, but more DLC and grinding makes the experience insufferable, and that was one of the downsides for the game, put aside the positive bread-and-butter of the game on the surface.

At glance from Peacemaker's voice, I knew he was tenfold better than Megan Shartx, because John Cena was a genuinely good actor, instead of being hired for only being fucking hot, and having the goal to get the horny MKfags into liking a character that is now an offense to half, or most normal MK fans In general. The "3D Era callback" also sucks balls because they fucked up her design so bad, people had to make mods to make her more faithful than of those Jews' "cover up" to appeal the "modern audience".

Nice to see Khameleon and her abilities to have every female ninjas' (kunoichi's) powers and abilities came back as a Kameo, been since 17 years since her last appearance in MKA. Interested to see how she functions beside with Eggman. The way she changes her was a nice kino detail for an old MKfag like me, despite not being a massive shill myself. Would be happy when her male counterpart, Chameleon returns if possible.

tl;dr, Quan Chi bummer; Peacemaker clash quote leak is gemmy; Reppu's bitch is gemmy.

 

[DenseDeerFather]

tl;dr, Quan Chi bummer; Peacemaker clash quote leak is gemmy; Reppu's bitch is gemmy.

Honestly, I don't think you can humiliate Quan Chi any more than X and Sonya Blade practicing CBT on him. I have probably mentioned it before but MKX thoroughly fucked Quan Chi.

It just felt out of place with how serious MKX and games onward tried to be. I dunno, Sonya is strong but I wonder if she's outright stronger than Quan Chi. And I don't even love the guy but it just felt lame for someone like him.

Making him into Squidward The Sorcerer is just icing on the cake.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

It been confirm WB at one point was considering making mortal kombat a canon part of the DC universe. It probably will be someday.

 

[Calandrino]

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It been confirm WB at one point was considering making mortal kombat a canon part of the DC universe. It probably will be someday.

In that event maybe Raiden should scout some of the guys who can explode planets with their pinky instead of monks, actors, and special forces guys.

 

[The handsome tard]

Christ almighty, I barely see anyone talking about MK1 after the hype around Omni-Man came to an end. The last update from the playerbase numbers I got was from youtubers pointing out that MK11 seems to have more active players, which, wow, is just sad. Some say that the next DLC characters will bring back the numbers but, lets assume thats the case, what kind of a healthy player base is that? If they only come back to check the newcomers, guess what will happen once they are done checking it out? They will leave and there, you are back at the same problem and then what will be your argument?

MK 1 felt already like a very reactive entry, almost like they were trying to fix what MK11 did wrong and yet a lot of its decisions are either as bad if not worse than MK11's in my opinion.

More people know Mortal Kombat since Warner bought it.

but less people love it. And that must hurt...

Honestly, I don't think you can humiliate Quan Chi any more than X and Sonya Blade practicing CBT on him. I have probably mentioned it before but MKX thoroughly fucked Quan Chi.

The powerscaling has become completely fucked up MK9 onwards. Now, yeah, you could have Johnny Cage defeating Shao Kahn in MK2 but that shit tended to be non canon. Say whatever you want about Liu Kang always winning in MK1-4 but it did made sense for him to do so, given he was trained very hard for this with not that many to match. It goes to show the moment he kicks the bucket, the heroes were utterly fucked against The Deadly Alliance even with Raiden on their side. Quan Chi is def. supposedly to be high on the power tier list.

Soo having him getting humiliated by Sonya Blade was utter character assassination. Maybe I could buy it if Johnny and her were fighting him together and he was weakened from some previous match but as is, its an awful scene.

The only thing worse was the fact Johnny Cage beat Shinnok and his daughter beat an even more powerful version of him and their excuse was, "The Glow" or something. What, so now that shit is Elder God Kryptonite? At this point, just say that it is because at least it will be SOME sort of explanation, a bad one but still one none the less. A decent-ish explanation could have been if Johnny to a boost from the Jin-say (or something) and made "The Glow" OP (perhaps a nod to his MK9 ending where the Glow does become OP and he could barely control it) and that carried over to Cassie or something, it would be convenient but you could do something with that setup. Turning the Cages into MK's Broly would at least been interesting and uncharted territory.

Then MK11 had its own share of absurdities but the biggest one for me is always D'vorah just being able to stand agaisnt veterans like its nothing (even killing three of them). It begs the question if someone in the team didnt have a hard boner for her and thats why they kept making her came out ontop even when she loses a match.

Wasn't there another show with Michonne or some shit? What the fuck. who is hungry for more TWD?

I assume any fans that stuck around after season 4 or 5, I guess, has developted some sort of Stockholm Syndrome.

Even Kirkmann knew the comic was going for too long and it was time to wrap things up, even if it was somewhat rushed. Its like he could tell Invincible was going to be his next big thing and the time of zombos was at an end.

TWD has, let me see...1...2..3...4...5....6 spin offs, holy shit.

Fear TWD
TWD World Beyond
TWD: D.D
Tales from TWD
TWD: Dead City
TWD: The Ones Who Live

Who the fuck watches this stuff?!

Romero type zombies just dont work anymore, if you are going to even bother doing a zombie related thing, at least try to have a twist to the formula or style so it feels somewhat fresh to watch (like it or not, normies floated towards The Last of Us TV show even if it was, at its core, another zombie show). Which is funny because I did have a pitch for a zombie project but the setting is completely unique and deconstructive and the "zombies" at least visually look and behave uniquely for the most part and even then, Im still concerned that its still too much of a "another zombie thing".

At least Breaking Bad only had one spin off and movie that added to it instead of just being more "content". Vince knew it was time to stop and cash out while things were good.

AMC has no self awareness and their fans have much less

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It been confirm WB at one point was considering making mortal kombat a canon part of the DC universe. It probably will be someday.

Havent we all agree that putting MK and DC together was a bad fucking idea? Why they want to repeat that?

 

[TVB]

At least Breaking Bad only had one spin off and movie that added to it instead of just being more "content". Vince knew it was time to stop and cash out while things were good.

Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul are both quality content and the only two good things to come out of AMC Networks (maybe except for Mad Men, but then I remembered its final seasons of that show shat the bed)