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Best Ninja?

  • Yellow Ninja

    Votes: 76 17.6%
  • Blue Ninja

    Votes: 58 13.4%
  • Green Ninja

    Votes: 22 5.1%
  • Purple Ninja

    Votes: 9 2.1%
  • Red Ninja

    Votes: 10 2.3%
  • Smoky Ninja

    Votes: 28 6.5%
  • Robot Ninja

    Votes: 13 3.0%
  • Boobie Ninja

    Votes: 98 22.6%
  • Ninja But Not A Ninja

    Votes: 16 3.7%
  • Kurtis Stryker

    Votes: 103 23.8%

  • Total voters
    433
I suppose if they were actually looking to do something with Nightwolf they could make it so he remembers all the betrayals and instead of being the guardian of his tribe he embraces his anger and becomes something like a baykok or wendigo.
 
Oh that's so fucked. Are they turning my wind boy into a fucking girl now? Gross. And I thought it was kinda weird when they made a female Scorpion in Invasion Mode.

Also how about the numerous female characters not in the game that they could rewrite? Or add as actual player characters? Ahem, Sonya.

Where's Jade, Skarlet, Ferra, D'vorrah, Cetrion, Kira, Sareena's friends or sisters or whatever, Jade's mom or even Tasia from Special Forces since everyone is fanboying over Tremor who came from the same game?
Any other established female characters would be hit with the ugly stick, so they would look like any male character that gets genderbend.
 
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Oh that's so fucked. Are they turning my wind boy into a fucking girl now? Gross. And I thought it was kinda weird when they made a female Scorpion in Invasion Mode.

Also how about the numerous female characters not in the game that they could rewrite? Or add as actual player characters? Ahem, Sonya.

Where's Jade, Skarlet, Ferra, D'vorrah, Cetrion, Kira, Sareena's friends or sisters or whatever, Jade's mom or even Tasia from Special Forces since everyone is fanboying over Tremor who came from the same game?
So conspiracy theory time: I think Ed Boon and co. being boomers, and them fascinated by AI art if the meme-slop Boon posts on twitter means anything, also means they've unintentionally decided twitter commentary or fans were their main source of fan feedback.

Horrifying but perhaps true. Look at how they eventually added Mileena in MKX from endless twitter harassment.... but also notice how leftoid, gay, and UwU everyone is in MK1. Kenshi and Cage are a little too bro-like to each other, Reiko's all about Daddy Shao's approval, we've seen the Deadly Alliance return all a little too smug to one another.... and who laps that shit up? The LGBT and twitterinas on the bird app. AKA the only fans left making fan stuff and fagging everyone up. In retrospect, MK1's story feels way too tailored to that kind of fan.
 
You say that like NRS isn't staffed full of trannies and neo-leftoids.
The only reason Ed Boon hasn't been shown the door is because he's useful as a marketing puppet.


The uggo-fication of a lot of characters and the covering up of the female roster doesn't ring a bell?


Yes they were.
I thought that MK11 when the games got woke with the ugly female characters? I don't remember them uglifying the characters in MKX but it's been a good while since I've played it.
 
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Any other established female characters would be hit with the ugly stick, so they would look like any male character that gets genderbend.
Case in point being fem-Scorpion? Who is his wife that is usually killed in all media?

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Honestly, I am far more baffled by the lore of her. So the gist is that Scorpion, as in Kameo Scorpion, goes through numerous timelines to find a version of his wife who's alive and single. So Liu Kang steps in like "Yeah I got you, bro" and sends him to this woman who's now Scorpion because in her timeline, the Hanzo we know is dead.

What the hell, who fucking wrote this fanfic-tier nonsense?
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Horrifying but perhaps true. Look at how they eventually added Mileena in MKX from endless twitter harassment
I cannot get over that they fucking bitched out about Mileena on the post of Boon's where he talked about Kobe's death. I don't even care about Kobe Bryan but Jesus fuck, have some decorum, you petulant children.
notice how leftoid, gay, and UwU everyone is in MK1. Kenshi and Cage are a little too bro-like to each other, Reiko's all about Daddy Shao's approval, we've seen the Deadly Alliance return all a little too smug to one another....
They were very much like that with MK11 too. Especially Aftermath. I still cringe at the spergouts because Fujin and Nightwolf weren't fucking.

"OMG FUJIN PUT HIS HAND ON NIGHTWOLF'S CHEST. THEY ARE FUCING. THEY ARE SO UWU GAY AND QUEER!!! WINDWOLF IS CANON, GUISE"

Erhm, you do realize he only did that to stop Nightwolf from beating Shang Tsung's face in, right?

Not to mention fucking Mileena's ending....

Edit: So taking inspiration from fucking BaMco, Warner has now decided to crack down on mods and do takedown requests on videos that showcase them.


Holy fuck, literally nothing has been done right with MK1 as a product.

"They are worried that the mods will get out of hand and damage the image of Mortal Kombat."

??????????????

What, so they can ruin it themselves like they are already doing?
 
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Perhaps like I dunno, this bitch from the last game?

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Who? As an longtime MKsperg, I do not even know who Cetrion is, so is that bald whore Kronika. Introduced since MK11 and lol nobody even cared about them until they shill Kronika into MK1. She is bland, in my opinion, and as if her design came from an weirdly designed isekai or fantasy character but badly blended into the MK franchise.
I don't understand why they insist on bastardizing legacy characters instead of just making up new ones. Like instead of trooning out Fujin, they just could introduce a new elemental god to be their new shitty girlboss.
God I fucking swear every fucking time they would go on and fuck up legacy shit to cater to the louder and newfags of the MK fanbase. If NRS and Daddy Boon wants to appeal to true legacy fans, they could have not troon out Fujin or other legacy characters and make a shitty girlboss with hairstyle comparable to Sheeva, Mileena, Li Mei, Tanya or that Scorpion Harumi.
They were very much like that with MK11 too. Especially Aftermath. I still cringe at the spergouts because Fujin and Nightwolf weren't fucking.

"OMG FUJIN PUT HIS HAND ON NIGHTWOLF'S CHEST. THEY ARE FUCING. THEY ARE SO UWU GAY AND QUEER!!! WINDWOLF IS CANON, GUISE"

Erhm, you do realize he only did that to stop Nightwolf from beating Shang Tsung's face in, right?
Literally newfag MKniggers' wet dreams. They just assume bromance moments like "muh heckin yaoi pairing" with the origins of just "trust me bro". They do not care about anything, and they only know how to ship like fujoshits, we have KungRai, KungLiu, KungTake, ShinRai, or an unlimited list of MK fujoshits' favourite nonsensical pairings because of them being just fujoshits, loud, insufferable and such. And then redesigners make them ugly and unappealing, making Fujin and Raiden into niggers instead of Japs because of not enough DEI.

Life sucks as a longtime MKfag.
 
I'm still astounded by how terrible and boring the story was. Multiverse bullshit is the last bastion of terrible writers.

Has anybody seen the film VERSUS, the Japanese action horror film from 2000? The premise boils down to two forces constantly waging war against one another and the ending has the protagonist now being the villain of the piece. I would have loved to have had a game where the timeline had advanced so far that now a heroic Shang Tsung was trying to take down a villanous Kang.

Fan-fic tier pitch, yes. But is it as bad as gender bent Cage and Scorpion?
 
Who? As an longtime MKsperg, I do not even know who Cetrion is, so is that bald whore Kronika.
Her backstory is retarded but she's Kronikas daughter and Shinnoks sister. Which raises a slew of questions for lore fags. Including wtf are titans in general.

She's also an evil elder god because of course.
She is bland, in my opinion,
Kronika is the fucking worst. She is the lamest MK villain and that says a lot because MK wasn't known for its peak writing. Nothing about her makes sense and her kingdom hearts esque bullshit about good and evil and balance or whatever was dumb as fuck

Fucking Cailou with Tits. And the simps over at NRS brag about having their first female villain.

Uhm am I supposed to be impressed?
KungRai, KungLiu, KungTake, ShinRai
Lmao what is this? Jesus fuck it's like like cringe shipping forums in the mid 2000s with SasuNaru and Drarry and Wincest or whatever.
Literally newfag MKniggers' wet dreams. They just assume bromance moments like "muh heckin yaoi pairing" with the origins of just "trust me bro".
It's is so weird what MK has turned into. It used to be cartoonish gore and Wuxia action movie silliness but now it's fucking MCU Endgame breeding with LOTR grand epic with heccing queers and shit.

And this is coming from an MK9 Noob

Shipping ruins everything.
Fan-fic tier pitch, yes. But is it as bad as gender bent Cage and Scorpion?
You know what? I'd actually really like to see that. That sounds pretty cool. Considering MK1 is already pussyfying its roster but not quite so we can get the Raiden Liu Kang circlejerk, they should have gone all out full reversal. That would have been awesome.

Edit: I just remembered it was revealed that early in MK11s development, Kronika was supposed to be a man. And I'm assuming actually Geras. I am disappointed that he was not the main villain. His concept is cool, he looks intimidating and with some swift writing, he could have been awesome.

Hell I'm willing to say the same with Kronika. If they made her less boring and less retarded, she could have been cool.

Instead we got Mr. Clean's Drag Queen persona.
 
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when do we get some nonbinary characters

it's time for "Finish Them" and "Finish Xyr"
 
Because I was bored, I looked at some gameplay for MK1.

There's a person on YouTube who is autistically farming the skins and playing ladder matches with them, usually the new characters and kameos. They did it for 11 too but I watched the MK1 stuff.

And I got two takeaways.
1, Jesus fuck Janet Cage or what's her troon face is actually fucking annoying. She is constantly flapping her lips with constant quips unlike literally any other Kameo, who is practically mute.

It's actually rather intrusive because it overlaps with your player character's voice lines when they win a round. Also, the bitch is fucking ugly. The whole thing about Johnny is that he's a super popular A-lister and probably supposed to be supposed to handsome or something, right?

Why is Janet so ugly then? If you're going to do a female Cage, at least make her look like your typical A-list starlet.

Yes I understand why; Sweet Baby fuckery

2, I believe there was a link posted here in this thread from Nitara's other VA, the one who does grunts and stuff. It is extremely and uncomfortably jarring when you hear the difference between the two in combat. Nitara's voice makes her sound schizo because you can hear it's two different women with two different levels of talent performing.

"Talent" in Megan's case.

Edit to add;

The Nitara shit is really indicative of poor quality and no attention to detail, which just makes me wonder how things can somehow even get worse in MK13.

Or will that one be called MK2? Thereby confusing people who just want to fucking indulge in the classic trilogy? Actually that MK1 is even called that is fucking retarded.
 
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Why is Janet so ugly then? If you're going to do a female Cage, at least make her look like your typical A-list starlet.
I thought she was post-op Johnny Cage... if that's not canon, it should be. They're cowards to use a cisfemale voice. It should be Cage's normal VA doing his best muppet impression.
 
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