Most Autistic Man in Wrestling

[Transvaalan]

http://wayback.archive.org/web/2014...mapedia.org/index.php?title=Green_Lantern_Fan

The biggest loser in the history of wrestling fans. His highlights include:

• Showing up at Chris Candido's wake to hang out and talk to/creep at wrestlers. At a wake.
• Swearing he would never support another RF Video release again, then immediately attending a PWS show eating Chinese food and being heckled by Eddie Kingston.
• Timing every match like a faggot.
• Making a scene at ROH Final Battle 2009 after there was a ref bump in a match, loudly and awkwardly walking out to protest this decades-old wrestling trope.
• Buying every front row seat for NYC ROH shows and then scalping them on the street the day of the show, in full view of the wrestlers and ROH management.
• Booing a wrestler working a retirement match that was a tribute to his dead friend.
• Getting kicked out of a JAPW show for throwing a water bottle at the wrestlers.
• Proposing to and getting rejected by his girlfriend live on Monday Night Raw in 1992.
• Getting arrested in Miami on WrestleMania weekend 2012.
• Groping female wrestlers.
• Getting kicked out of an ECW Arena show for flipping up Beulah McGillicutty's skirt.
• Green Lantern Fan being heckled by Brother Ray.
• Making a scene at a Chikara show where he was trying to plug his phone into the wall to charge it. In the middle of a wrestling show.

Glorious.

 

[Wesley Willis]

Most Autistic not most Amazing

The two are not mutually exclusive. Rain Man's skills were amazing.

 

[XYZpdq]

Well Cornette's kinda nutty but it's not like he's full-on cow and doing crazy shit like whipping his dick out and-
http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/cornette-penis-flash-prichard/

Oh, well.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well Cornette's kinda nutty but it's not like he's full-on cow and doing crazy shit like whipping his dick out and-
http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/cornette-penis-flash-prichard/

Oh, well.

What about his rage over at a drive thru window?

 

[Chaos Theorist]

Well Cornette's kinda nutty but it's not like he's full-on cow and doing crazy shit like whipping his dick out and-
http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/cornette-penis-flash-prichard/

Oh, well.

I think Cornette is out of fucks to give anymore. The business he gave his life to has left him behind in the dust.

 

[XYZpdq]

What about his rage over at a drive thru window?

I forget, did that involve Little Jimmy too?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

He's retiring from the business. He made a lot of money and invested it well it seems. His last match is gonna be managing Dan Severn.

Goddamn. If he managed Severn in the 90s they'd be like Heyman/Lesnar of today. Except with more talent and less shitty matches. Dan was one of the most underutilized talents of the attitude Era.

 

[CatParty]

He's retiring from the business. He made a lot of money and invested it well it seems. His last match is gonna be managing Dan Severn.

Goddamn. If he managed Severn in the 90s they'd be like Heyman/Lesnar of today. Except with more talent and less shitty matches. Dan was one of the most underutilized talents of the attitude Era.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

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Ha disregard that then. I drank a lot since then and forgot about that.

Severn was the man though. I bet he could fucking wreck Lesnar if they fought for real even today.

 

[Chaos Theorist]

He's retiring from the business. He made a lot of money and invested it well it seems. His last match is gonna be managing Dan Severn.

Goddamn. If he managed Severn in the 90s they'd be like Heyman/Lesnar of today. Except with more talent and less shitty matches. Dan was one of the most underutilized talents of the attitude Era.

Is he continuing the podcast?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I forget, did that involve Little Jimmy too?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Is he continuing the podcast?

I think so he said he's no longer in the wrestling business he is in the Jim Cornette business so probably.

 

[Aquinas]

I would have to say, technically, Sam Roberts

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I think the Meltzer fanboys might be more autistic than anyone in wrestling. The ones who think everything Meltzer says is 100% fact (i.e. his match ratings) and that anything he reports is always accurate (even when first hand accounts contradict it).

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I would have to say, technically, Sam Roberts

You mean this guy?

 

[Aquinas]

Ahahahahaha, What a mulatto fag

 

[Wesley Willis]

I think the Meltzer fanboys might be more autistic than anyone in wrestling. The ones who think everything Meltzer says is 100% fact (i.e. his match ratings) and that anything he reports is always accurate (even when first hand accounts contradict it).

 

[XYZpdq]

Is this the crazy dookie guy? /wooo/ seems it indicate it is but I never followed him enough to actually recognize him.
If they're to be believed apparently he's been let out and he's back on the onlines.

 

[XYZpdq]

Doubleposting because Dookiemania's running wild.

http://archive.is/MRfsL

Armando Alejandro Montalvo, the WWE fan who was shot outside of the WWE Performance Center on August 31st, 2015, appeared outside of tonight's WWE NXT TV tapings at Full Sail University and caused a scene. According to fans waiting outside of the venue before doors were opened, Montalvo was ranting about WWE, DX and about how Vince McMahon will have to shoot him again to stop him. Security was called but Montalvo jumped into a waiting car and drove away before they could catch up to him.

Somebody from /wooo/ posted this gem.

 

[Bork Laser]

Doubleposting because Dookiemania's running wild.

http://archive.is/MRfsL


Somebody from /wooo/ posted this gem.
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I'm almost thinking this guy needs a thread