Most based things you've done

[BrunoMattei]

Saved everyone from international terrorists at Nakatome Plaza all while not wearing any pants.

 

[Coffee Shits]

Covered up some "love wins" graffiti with Kiwi Farms stickers.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

I posted the n word on the internet

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Call someone a FAGGOT!

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

No matter how much people have tried to bring me into political poo flinging contests I am steadfast in giving my presidential endorsement to the most ridiculous candidate. I will continue to do this as long as politics is a turd arguing with it's reflection, which at this rate will be forever.

(Also the one time in my academic career that a teacher got upset with me over classroom behavior and asked to speak to me into her office, was spurred by me refusing to give any opinion at all on social or political issues. Any ask of "MerriedxReldnahc, what do you think?" was met with "I don't." I also refused to go to her office but that's becasue I suspected she was a vampire.)

 

[Dreamer]

Debated my teacher in front of my whole university class about his shilling of leftie ideas during lectures.
Wiped the floor with him, though it wasn't that hard since he straight up didn't know what he was talking about. Other students started helping too, most of them anyway.
Rest of his lectures suddenly became politic-free.
The guy threw an seemingly unrelated shitfit a few weeks later and got fired/left before the terms end.

 

[Chan Fan]

My college history teacher taught us something I was pretty sure was inaccurate and I raised my hand to ask her about it and she became very defensive so I told her she only believed it because she was a Jew

 

[Crankenstein]

In one of my highschool Social Studies classes we were watching Amastad for black history month. I became hysterical with laughter at the scene where they dumped the slaves into the ocean by chaining them to the rock. When the teacher asked what was so funny I said "The crime rate just dropped to 0 on the ship".

 

[Dead Eye]

Called another kid "retarded" when he asked for a turn on the swingset. He told me he was gonna go tell his mother, but I wasn't scared because I knew he was poor and his mom probably didn't care about him.

 

[ThatOneLurker]

My senior year one of the very few pozzed teachers in the Highschool (I live deep Midwest), invited a Jew to come talk to the class for some gay reason. It was economics so I have no idea why he was there.

But anyway, Jew (and he's full on Jew, Israeli Migrant, rich, etc) comes to class. Keep in mind this is 2018, and I was still kind of blue pilled on a lot of things. We all had to write down ten questions to ask him. Culture wars were raising online and I decided to get his take on the Alt-Right and Ethnostates, as I had heard Jews were hypocritical due to their Zionism and Ethnostate in the form of Israel.

I was hoping, somewhat naively, that when I asked these questions he would illuminate why the Alt-Right was wrong and explain it all as misconceptions with policies. My turn for questions came around, and I very politely asked him if he was familiar with the Alt-Right and their talking points. He said yes, so I continued. I explained one of their big talking points is the nature of ethnostates, etc. I asked him if he approved, and of course he said no. Then I asked him why it wasn't hypocritical of Israel to have an ethnostate.

Dead silence for a good minute, followed with, "Uh. Heh. I have to think about that one." He then shrugged off the question with a half-assed explanation like you'd expect, and then moved on. People in the class got a little ballsy after that and started giving him more hard ball questions. He seemed to get progressively more uncomfortable (but relatively composed), until right when it was time for him to leave. He quickly got up, and left the class without even saying bye to the teacher.

That was one of the first times my noggin' started turning, and from then on I've been progressively falling down this autistic rabbit hole.

 

[Crankenstein]

Called another kid "retarded" when he asked for a turn on the swingset. He told me he was gonna go tell his mother, but I wasn't scared because I knew he was poor and his mom probably didn't care about him.

I don't think that qualifies as based, my dude.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

spent an entire year on weed, severed all my connections, became a hikki, did not much else except draw and sperg. Somehow still alive and eating daily in one of the worst economies on earth thanks to my autism

 

[Linako 2.0]

I made a powerpoint questioning the holocaust in like sophmore year in highschool.

 

[FuckedUp]

I made a powerpoint questioning the holocaust in like sophmore year in highschool.

There's literally no way you did that in any universe.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

It really depends on what exactly you perceive as based. I would personally think a lot of what I do is pretty based.. but that's just because I'm a mean cynical old man. For instance just the other day a black friend of mine and I were talking and his brother got brought up. Mind you his brother was a legitimate thug, this dude would casually pull his gun out of his pants and talk about "raping females" as easily as he breathed and had more bullet wounds than I've had cars in the last 30 years. Anyways I was like "Yeah, people like him are the reason why police are so quick to shoot you guys." My friend laughed and said "Yeah, he was such a fucking nigger."

 

[Linako 2.0]

There's literally no way you did that in any universe.

it was nothing special, it was around hte time I got fed that we were studying the holocaust in English class ever since I came from Mexico to the states and I was getting sick of reading Eli Weasel.
we had to do a group project about the holocaust and since I was a lone wolf who hated working with others I just decided to question the narrative of Nazis throwing babies into the air to use as target practice for Gatling guns, how Nazi Germany had the money to waste killing jews with gas when they were running out of money being attacked on all sides and the math about ovens.
naturally my thing was never presented and I'm surprised I didn't get in trouble.

There was also the time in senior year where they made us watch a movie about spics doing a walk out from schools, and we had to write an essay about it. I wrote how these walk out students were dumb communists who are a disgrace to the hispanic race, exiles of both countries and how Porfirio Diaz should have put them all against a wall.
My teacher didn't know how to grade it because she didn't know the references to Mexcican history I made and I think one of the reasons I got banned from going to all school fieldtrips.

I guess being a spic helped in me not getting expelled.

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

There's literally no way you did that in any universe.

I would never make a powerpoint about it, but I've personally brought up a few of my Holocaust related issues with my liberal friends... who I am amazed still talk to me so many years after that.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

Takes shirt off, exposing massive beer gut
When I was 22 I got involved with the Russian mafia, here's what happened...

 

[Michellandin']

- Learned to believe in Jesus Christ and his Church
- Quit porn and masturbation
- Learned to tailor my own clothes

 

[Wraith]

Had people constantly try to make me commit suicide. Out of spite I stayed alive like a tranny. Although I did transition to a grand tech wizard. ... Won't wear white though, so there's that.