Sonichu Most bizarre moments?

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DevilDog said:
Damn, there are so many options here, but I'd say the part where Sandy kills whoever she killed. "At least I won't have to deal with this during my teen years...I'm keeping these glasses as a trophy." Even in a cartoony reality, that's a pretty villainous/deranged thing for a Rosee to do. Chris must have been seriously pissed to make that.
It's my head canon that the event warped Sandy so much that she became a murderous psychopath.
 
Saney said:
DevilDog said:
Damn, there are so many options here, but I'd say the part where Sandy kills whoever she killed. "At least I won't have to deal with this during my teen years...I'm keeping these glasses as a trophy." Even in a cartoony reality, that's a pretty villainous/deranged thing for a Rosee to do. Chris must have been seriously pissed to make that.
It's my head canon that the event warped Sandy so much that she became a murderous psychopath.
Ohhhhhhh, ok that makes since, it's a pretty good plot twist actually. Which means it can never be CWC canon.
 
DevilDog said:
Damn, there are so many options here, but I'd say the part where Sandy kills whoever she killed. "At least I won't have to deal with this during my teen years...I'm keeping these glasses as a trophy." Even in a cartoony reality, that's a pretty villainous/deranged thing for a Rosee to do. Chris must have been seriously pissed to make that.
It's straight up serial killer shit. Particularly the "I'm keeping these glasses as a trophy" bit. Dexter is less psychotic.
 
Oh, I got another one. The bit where TMZ was inexplicably mentioned and Robee mentioned he pissed on a lizard.
 
JimReynolds said:
The wooden badge line and the tear of blood always confused me.
Crisis just so über special (and/or goffik) that he can cry tears of blood.
 
BigAltheGreat921 said:
Everything involving the Anchuent Prophecy and the Cherokian clan, especially since they look more like Roman centurions than actual Native Americans.

They're Nephites!
 
The whole 'Chris being the fucking messiah' thing in #10, and how he tries to dodge the backlash by saying that he's just a messenger. Like that's really any better.
Also, blowing up Tripod because it doesn't support Flash was stupid, especially considering that Chris would never even use Flash.
 
i haven't really read the comics since the last one dropped, but the bit implying alec had a rape dungeon was the weirdest for me

so far that's the only bit of sonichu that's ever come close to skeeving me out
 
Not necessarily the most bizarre, but I got a weird revelation about Sonichu.

1) Chris thinks alcohol is baaaaaaaad.

2) If Chris creates an evil mirror dimension version of something, he spells it backwards (Christian -> Naitsirhc). (If he wants to merely censor something, he usually just makes up a whole different spelling. Target becomes Get-Tar - it's still the same evil store that banned him. 4chan becomes 4-cent garbage - it's still the same evil troll collective.)

So I don't get it. Doesn't that mean that Reeb is good for you? Why are the 4-centers drinking it? :?
 
WWWWolf said:
Not necessarily the most bizarre, but I got a weird revelation about Sonichu.

1) Chris thinks alcohol is baaaaaaaad.

2) If Chris creates an evil mirror dimension version of something, he spells it backwards (Christian -> Naitsirhc). (If he wants to merely censor something, he usually just makes up a whole different spelling. Target becomes Get-Tar - it's still the same evil store that banned him. 4chan becomes 4-cent garbage - it's still the same evil troll collective.)

So I don't get it. Doesn't that mean that Reeb is good for you? Why are the 4-centers drinking it? :?
You're applying far too much logic here. Chris mind isn't that logical.
 
Fialovy said:
BigAltheGreat921 said:
Everything involving the Anchuent Prophecy and the Cherokian clan, especially since they look more like Roman centurions than actual Native Americans.

They're Nephites!
Lamanites.

murdoc said:
i haven't really read the comics since the last one dropped, but the bit implying alec had a rape dungeon was the weirdest for me
But . . . he does.
 
Smokedaddy said:
murdoc said:
i haven't really read the comics since the last one dropped, but the bit implying alec had a rape dungeon was the weirdest for me
But . . . he does.

Aye, where do you think we keep JCrowley?
 
Judge Holden said:
Smokedaddy said:
murdoc said:
i haven't really read the comics since the last one dropped, but the bit implying alec had a rape dungeon was the weirdest for me
But . . . he does.

Aye, where do you think we keep JCrowley?
Oh come on, Alec has standards.
 
Smokedaddy said:
murdoc said:
i haven't really read the comics since the last one dropped, but the bit implying alec had a rape dungeon was the weirdest for me
But . . . he does.
No, those were cages, like hamster cages. You don't rape a hamster.
 
BentDuck said:
Smokedaddy said:
murdoc said:
i haven't really read the comics since the last one dropped, but the bit implying alec had a rape dungeon was the weirdest for me
But . . . he does.
No, those were cages, like hamster cages. You don't rape a hamster.

You never know how people are these days...
 
murdoc said:
i haven't really read the comics since the last one dropped, but the bit implying alec had a rape dungeon was the weirdest for me

so far that's the only bit of sonichu that's ever come close to skeeving me out
Of course, all the bad men in Chris's world like to keep people as prisoners
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