Sonichu Most bizarre moments?

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Following the speed limit while on the way to bloodily maim your sweetheart's kidnapper.
 
Sonichu #10. Since when does anyone use an Xbox 360 as a desktop style PC, much less use it to create a webcomic featuring various original characters. In addition, who would use the console's fairly limited storage capacity to store the ONLY copy of the aforementioned webcomic.
 
Quite apart from, you know, participating in the murder of an adult, while being a week old with the mental capacity of a fourth-grader... Sandy, possibly the only fan character that is a Simpsons-Gurren Lagann crossover, contradicts herself. "At least I will not have this issue to deal with in my teen years," she says, and as the CWCki points out, this forestalls any character development that might have happened if the poor guy had escaped... yet in the next breath, she decides to keep his glasses as a trophy. Which is it, Lisa-Simon-thingy? Are you going to completely forget how you drilled out a man's groin, or are you going to gloat over the victory?
 
That scene where he has fat Chris/Sammy do a whole bunch of random shit and then he says Seth Macfarlane can use it in a Family Guy episode.
It's literally the most pointless thing in the entire comic.
 
revengeofphil said:
That scene where he has fat Chris/Sammy do a whole bunch of random shit and then he says Seth Macfarlane can use it in a Family Guy episode.
It's literally the most pointless thing in the entire comic.
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On the other hand, at least Chris was finally able to draw a more realistic self-portrait through "Sammy". It's a shame that it ended up being a one time thing, though. :lol:

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Note: The thin guy is obviously a CWC impostor. Most probably IAN BRANNAN SOMETHING. :pickle:
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
"My wooden badge was delicious"

It was one of my main WTF moments...what does that even mean...I dunnu even...
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Jerkops wear crackers for badges. The Jerkhief's badge is wooden, but he still thinks that it's a cracker, so he ate it.

Up next in WTF Sonichu moments: Jerkops wear crackers for badges.
 
Billpalazzo-sama said:
Sweet and Savoury said:
"My wooden badge was delicious"

It was one of my main WTF moments...what does that even mean...I dunnu even...
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Jerkops wear crackers for badges. The Jerkhief's badge is wooden, but he still thinks that it's a cracker, so he ate it.

Up next in WTF Sonichu moments: Jerkops wear crackers for badges.
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Yeah, but he calls it a "wooden badge", so that would imply that he actually does know that it's not a cracker!
 
Not to mention the wooden badge thing has nothing to do with the "You're single! Hahaha!" taunts coming from everybody else. It could have easily been something like "I arrest everyone who wants a boyfriend-free girl!" Instead we get one of Chris' horrible made up jokes.
 
I'll always go with his fake Family Guy joke. It's not funny in the least and then he breaks the 3.5th wall by having Chris talk to Family Guy joke Chris who looks more like real Chris. It's insanity distilled to me.

Also taking time out to explain how his fake rodents fuck.
 
I'm surprised that no one's brought up Episode 12, yet. You know, the one where they randomly break out into a Yu-Gi-Oh match?
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I guess children's card games really do solve everything.
 
Wait, did Chris predict the Yu-Gi-Oh series where they card battled on motorcycles?
 
Before, the comic was never good, just boring and nothing less. However, at this point:
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things became a lot of bizarre. Sex in the church, Chris destroying 4_cent_garbage playing guitar hero, sonichu sex, father and daughter killing together for fun, his predictions about future, unnecessary characters. It's hard to choose what's most bizarre, but it's in the middle of the last issues.
 
Dear Rosechu,

1. You're about to go swimming. Like, in the water. Do you think the headband is necessary for this?

2. Are you sure that's a bathing suit and not a bra/knickers set from Frederick's of Hollywood?

Thanks in advance for inputing my ideas for greatest consideration.

Signed, Fellow Female With Tiny Hands
 
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Probably the most retarded ad ever on Sonichu comics.
 
Alan Pardew said:
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Probably the most retarded ad ever on Sonichu comics.
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Is that seriously real?
Like something Chris made?
I find it bizzare he bothers to put in advertisments for fake things in a shitty comic in the first place.
 
Oh I can think of many.

- The constantly changing proportions of the characters
- The already mentioned "Knothole" ad
- Chris going into absurd detail about Sonichu and Rosechu's reproductive system
- Robotnik dancing with a top hat and cane
- "Wooden badges are delicious"
- Just the name "Merried Senior Comic"
- All of Sonichu #8
- Date Ed
- Cherry cola turning some of Blake's fur red
 
If Sonichus come from eggs why does Rosechu have a belly button?
 
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