Most embarrassing nickname you've been given IRL

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I was playing Mafia de Cuba with some friends. Board game where you take things out of a cigar box under the table, mostly "diamonds", and try to keep them whilst answering questions from the Mob-Boss. Whatever.

I had a handful of them and the person playing the boss turned to me and got half-way though a sentence before I accidentally dropped them on the wooden floor. Out of the game. Bit later someone else is rumbled and said "At least I did a better job than Skittles over there."

So I had Skittles in gaming group for quite a-while.
 
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I'm a little on the androgyneous side so that lead to people being confused on me being a girl or guy, or some combination of both. At least once in highschool I have overheard someone refer to me as dickgirl.
That ended quickly after I raped him with my girlcock.
I'm kidding, I would never rape anyone
 
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Everyone in my family calls me Sissy... Except for my actual sister and brother who, even though they could call me that, as I'm their sister, call me by my real name, which is not fucking Sissy.
 
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I liked this nickname but “One man gas chamber” because I was fat and made the most noxious farts. It usually rained with a full bus so I’d constantly do it and everyone would start choking and crying.
 
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MerriedxReldnahc said:
I'm a little on the androgyneous side so that lead to people being confused on me being a girl or guy, or some combination of both. At least once in highschool I have overheard someone refer to me as dickgirl.
That ended quickly after I raped him with my girlcock.
I'm kidding, I would never rape anyone
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I forgot I posted this and am very surprised (partly because I forgot how utterly retarded my old posts were) that the standards for androgyny back in the day were "girl that has shorter than average hair" when nowdays it's more like "why is that pile of mashed potatoes speaking to me in a human voice"
It was a simpler time!

Thread Tax: Knew a guy whose last name was Reed, was probably as smart as your average rock. The running joke was to say his middle name was "Can't".
 
I can't say, but it was embarrassing in both a flattering and dangerous way.
 
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