Most ghetto name you’ve ever come across?

[KeepHopeAlive]

Nos Moking

To be fair, I didn't come across it, my mother did many, many, many moons ago as a nurse.

 

[Plantation Barbie]

 

[S.C.U.D.]

For me it's a dead heat between Nevaeh and Champagne.

The only woman I've ever known named Nevaeh was white, swear to God.

 

[Ratboy Genius]

Little tangent. I have a game called Tomodachi Life, in which I've made lots of Miis (little humany characters).
Whenever I make the ugliest Miis possible just for fun, I try to think of a goofy black-sounding name.
So far I have:
-Kwahneesha
-Sharquava
-T-quan
-L-quan
-Peyteesha
-Jubertha
etc

 

[Cloacan]

Adrianandious Blackeyes is a classic.

 

[Shidoen]

Jog Tacoma. No I’m not joking I went to an inner city school like I’ve mentioned across multiple threads. Everyone else said names I recognized. It would’ve been funnier if he was a Jog Walker but dammit the last names are niggered too.

 

[Table Country]

My mom was watching Say Yes To The Dress or something like that one time, and there was an obese black girl named Latrina.
My immediate thought was "formerly Shithousea".

 

[Pee Cola]

Lasneeda
Shaqueefa

 

[Judex Meus]

The only woman I've ever known named Nevaeh was white, swear to God.

"Nevaeh" always struck me as a dumb white trash/stripper name rather than ghetto black.

hurr durr it's "heaven" spelled backwards durr I'm a good Christian even though I've had five kids out of wedlock durrrr

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Give your kids a real African name like, "Click click click-clicky bop click"

 

[mindlessobserver]

I met a Shaqueena once

 

[Dysnomia]

My mom worked with this guy who really liked cars. He named his sons Buick and Chevrolet.

 

[Cold Root Beer]

La-a (pronounced “Ladasha”)

In the same vein, I once came across "-on" (pronouced like Dashawn)

 

[Fatniggo1488]

No joke "Chandelier."

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Courtney. Count the amount of times you've met a Courtney who wasn't trashy.

 

[Doppelmonger]

I have meet an Usmail (as in U.S. Mail) once. Does that counts?

 

[Juhlonduss]

Juhlonduss

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Either Tyleek or Mykal(girl)

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

My favorite is from our thread on Inmate Penpals: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/inmate-dating-sites.32660/
Shaquandalond is just my favorite name ever now

 

[Constellationzero]

Lataquaxca
Boosie
Dayquan
Darnell
Tyrone
Shitavius
Lamoneesha
Pepsi Marijuana