It always cracked me up how Chris is just staring blankly off into space with the same dopey wall eyed look he affects in real life while enthusiastically "congraduating" Sonichu.The most off-model (if it's in terms of what Chris does not view as him as overweight) drawing in Sonichu 0 for me:
I think we're actually looking at Chris' back... you can sort of tell by the position of his feet, although his crazy rubbery neck makes it look like he could be standing in any position really.
I think we need to talk about what he's holding.This is either supposed to be Bugs Bunny, or a Chinese knockoff. Make your own decision.
You beat me to it... :T
Proportions, what are those?
It doesn't look like anyone's posted it but...
This to me has to be the worst. How do you screw up anatomy so bad that the genitals up somewhere around where your model's knees should go?
I mean just LOOK at that. It's maddening.
That one is especially terrible, but you missed something...the squares should get smaller as they get further away. Either the tiles get continuously huge as they near the storefront, the store entrance is only slightly larger than sonichus foot and distance vs scale is a dimension not present in the cwcville canon, or chris doesnt know shit about drawing.This one
Why this one?
A: Look at the right talon of the zapdos. It's holding Rosechu. Yes, Rosechu should look smaller than Sonichu because she is farther away, however she should be about the same size as Naitsirhc since they are about the same distance away.
This means either:
1) When scared, Rosechu shrinks down to the size of a Barbie doll, a possible defense mechanism to avoid being seen.
2) Chris doesn't know shit about drawing.
B: Ok, now look at the angle Sonichu is standing, he's leaning slightly to the right, which is fine by itself. Now look at the angle of the stores below the zapdos and the floor , it's a fucking 45 degree angle. There's no way Sonichu could stand on that floor and have both legs straight.
This means either:
1) Sonichu is actually levitating.
2) Chris doesn't know shit about drawing.
C: Look at the floor tiles, the lines aren't straight. People bring up the lack of ruler use here often, and this page is not different. Every tile is unique, no two tiles are the same size or shape, had Chris owned/used a ruler he could of made straight lines equidistant from each other, instead we get this crazy floor.
This means either:
1) This mall had custom tiles made to look artistic and unique, but then why have them all be white?
2) you get the idea by now.
It looks like sonichus lipstick is out, not like his belly is pink.
Worst drawing ever.
Is he smoking a joint or licking a gspot tickler?This is either supposed to be Bugs Bunny, or a Chinese knockoff. Make your own decision.
I have seen pictures of wildly obese men who it appeared as if their genitals had been installed on a special flotilla of meat that extended beyond the range of the pubic region the belly has swallowed, this looks like a version of that with the offending fat belly edited out. Plus, his tits are as large as theirs but the belly fat is gone.It doesn't look like anyone's posted it but...
This to me has to be the worst. How do you screw up anatomy so bad that the genitals up somewhere around where your model's knees should go?
I mean just LOOK at that. It's maddening.
