Most profitable crime and why?

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Neodanthril said:
insider trading, especially if you are a congressman. that or war profiteering. or just having a company so large the us government will overthrow other govements on your behalf so you can save a nickel on sugar.
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I wonder what the return in investment is in grifting as a world leader of a rich white country nowadays
 
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Nice Comoesta said:
Find the easiest way into healthcare.
I WISH I could even be 1/8th as shit at 90% my job as a doctor.
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dentistry is where you want to go if you want to be an evil bastard and gouge people. dentists will just straight up lie about necessary procedures because no one ever gets a second opinion. they dont call porsches dentist's coffins for nothing. i remember watching a show about a dentist that would just drill holes in peoples head for fun and made shitloads of money doing it.
 
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Neodanthril said:
dentistry is where you want to go if you want to be an evil bastard and gouge people. dentists will just straight up lie about necessary procedures because no one ever gets a second opinion. they dont call porsches dentist's coffins for nothing. i remember watching a show about a dentist that would just drill holes in peoples head for fun and made shitloads of money doing it.
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I don't want to spend that much time in people's mouths tbh
 
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I feel like you want something "legal" not just "non-violent". If that's the case, get into politics or some government jobs, I think in the US there are a lot of overpaid leeches that basically do nothing.
 
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clara said:
Does this work more than once?
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It's per attempt, so you could do your daily quest of stealing 900 dollars from every store on the block, sell it for 10% and you would still make 1,000 dollars a day, and if an employee tries to stop you, they get charged.

CA is such a joke.
 
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Town Drunk said:
It's per attempt, so you could do your daily quest of stealing 900 dollars from every store on the block, sell it for 10% and you would still make 1,000 dollars a day, and if an employee tries to stop you, they get charged.

CA is such a joke.
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Organized crime should move in and corner the shoplifting market if it's so lucrative.
 
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clara said:
You aren't on board with pimping?
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You said in OP that certain crimes would be disqualified due to violence. I'm assuming pimping can at some point rely on that, or even extorsion.

Unless you're thinking of "networking", yeah, that sounds much better! But why would they, when you have OnlyFans.

Speaking of, maybe you can scam people as a streamer.
 
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We Are The Witches said:
You said in OP that certain crimes would be disqualified due to violence. I'm assuming pimping can at some point rely on that, or even extorsion.

Unless you're thinking of "networking", yeah, that sounds much better! But why would they, when you have OnlyFans.

Speaking of, maybe you can scam people as a streamer.
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That's a great idea that you came to organically, on your own! Have you ever given any thought to streaming yourself or maybe networking...?
I could facilitate it for a portion of what you make. Perhaps in a large purple hat. With a cane and gold teeth.
 
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