Most Sensible Thing Chris has said?

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Boundman

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We spend a lot of time poking fun at Chris not being sensible, but what would you say is the most sensible thing Chris has said?

I'd have to go with this video, where he decided to leave the Internet (again), and actually comes to the conclusion that it's best not to feed the trolls. Which, for Chris, is pretty sound.

What do you guys think?
 
"Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the Ugly Growth Up Mine!"
 
Expressing his grief for Patti. Chris is an idiot but he isn't without his dim-lighted sympathy for animals, despite being in every sense of the word unfit as a pet owner.
 
NumberingYourState said:
Expressing his grief for Patti. Chris is an idiot but he isn't without his dim-lighted sympathy for animals, despite being in every sense of the word unfit as a pet owner.
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It's like Lenny Small from Mice and Men. He loves animals, but when it comes to caring for them, he is terrible at it. Although I don't believe Chris has ever snapped a woman's neck.
 
DrunkTails said:
Actually I think that's because Rocky was involved. She was quite in favor for Chris leaving the internet and stopping from feeding trolls.
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I'm hoping he at least agreed with her, cause I'm really trying to cut Chris some slack with this thread. :lol:
 
Karnon said:
I'm hoping he at least agreed with her, cause I'm really trying to cut Chris some slack with this thread. :lol:
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Eh not really, he probably did the same thing he did with Alec during the Simonla fiasco; claim to agree and do whatever he wants to do.
 
Enceladeans said:
"I'm retarded."
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Dangit lol...oh well, I'm posting mine anyway:

"I am sometimes retarded"

...AaAaAand, scrambling for a backup quote:

"Since I have been using a sign to state my being single & lonesome towards an 18-22-year-old BOYFRIEND-FREE woman, I, in the event, was trying to sell myself like a new car" (Too bad he didn't see how creepy and lazy it made him look)
 
His Future Message, where he adviced kids to stay in school. Pretty decent advice. He seemed a little more... salvageable, in those early days. I think it's because it was before the trolling, and because Bob was still around.

 
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