Most users on KF have a disability - What's your disability?

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I didn't before KF but after attending KF cookout (big mistake) I contracted microbones from Cats' goulash

 

[Perfect Day]

I have feltism. The need to felt and be felted. There is no cure but palliative care is possible

 

[Ignatius von Cistern]

I have skin failure.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Once you realize everyone here is kind of disabled, you realize you are as well, and it does wonders for your humility

 

[The Lаughing Man]

Obviously. Most users here are from the US, which is a disability on itself.

 

[Not A Bunny]

Munchausen's-by-proxy checking in.

 

[AntiMage]

I'm brown

 

[Retreaded Tire]

Used to do a shitload of durgs

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

I have anal fissues and hotdog fingers, and an acute case of Count Choculitis.

 

[Pelican Bones]

KF is the disability

 

[AMHOLIO]

Every single time I see an obese person, I laugh for a whole minute. Every single time. One for each, and god help me if I'm at McDonalds or the state fair. My doctor says I have to get skinny or else I'll die by laughing at myself in the mirror for a whole hour.

 

[Blackstar]

I like women with short hair

 

[Dysnomia]

I'm from Philadelphia.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

I have virtually no social life to speak of.

 

[Frank "Warthog" Reynolds]

They think I'm slow, but I'm just Canadian, eh?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

i've got a crippling addiction to laughter and constantly go through withdrawals reading the farms

 

[Your Starter for 10]

I have chronic non-Hodgkins racism.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'm part American Indian. Thanks for the hypoglycemia, Tiger Lily.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

A sperg, just as many other Kiwis are.

 

[Maldemort]

I have a persistent fever.

And the only prescription is unavailable in my country.