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Mother "Accidentally" Names Newborn After A Class-A Drug, Has Major Regrets After Shaming Starts​



Most couples give really good thought when it comes to naming their child. Some purchase baby name books, search online for inspiration or decide on names that carry significant meaning. Others, however, choose to put their country’s laws to the test to see how far they can go.

Australian journalist Kristen Drysdale and her husband Chris are on cloud nine since welcoming their third child.

Unfortunately, instead of consulting a baby names book, the mom paid too much attention to the silly question, which she couldn’t simply let go: What is the most bizarre name I could give my child?

After receiving a question from an audience member of her show, WTFAQ, journalist Kristen Drysdale decided to name her son after an addictive drug​

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In fact, it was an audience member of her ABC show, WTAFAQ, who asked her about the limits of odd baby names, a question Kristen understood as a challenge.

“We thought, what is the most outrageous name we can think of that will definitely not be accepted?” Kristen told News.com.au.

She didn’t think much before arriving at her answer: Methamphetamine Rules.

“It was really a lighthearted, curious attempt to get the answer to this question.”

Suspecting the atypical name would be rejected by the New South Wales Registry of Births, Deaths, and Marriages, the Mackay-born presenter wanted to test what the default name given to her son would be.

To her surprise, a birth certificate arrived at her house with the name Methamphetamine Rules Drysdale.

Australian law has a few logical restrictions regarding baby names: the name can’t be obscene, offensive, or too long, contain a symbol without phonetic significance (like @ or !), or an official title or rank (for instance, Doctor, President), and it can’t be contrary to the public interest.

Despite these restrictions, the unusual name managed to slip through. “I’m not sure if someone was overworked or it was automated somewhere,” Kristen said.

Though Kristen believed the name wouldn’t pass Australia’s naming regulations, she was surprised to see her son’s birth certificate arrive at her door​

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“Or possibly, maybe, someone thought Methamphetamine was a Greek name. They haven’t really given us a clear answer.”

After the bizarre situation hit the news, a spokesperson for the government department shared that they had “strengthened” their system to ensure that nothing similar happens again.

They also commented that “the vast majority of parents do not choose a name for their newborn baby that is obscene, offensive, or contrary to the public interest.”

But don’t worry. Now that Kristen has satisfied her curiosity, she has started a legal procedure to change her son’s name. The baby won’t have to deal with judgemental comments at school and will only find out about this after his 21st birthday.

“Fortunately, there’s no lasting harm done to my beautiful baby boy,” Kristen shared on the BBC’s Newshour. “There will be an internal record that this happened, but he will have a birth certificate with his real name on it.” The TV presenter chose not to disclose her son’s actual name.

Following the shock, the journalist said that she has started legal procedures to change her son’s name​

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Obviously, things are different in the US, with laws regarding baby names being far more lax. How else could Nick Cannon have named two of his children Powerful Queen and Beautiful Zeppelin?

There have also been other cases of unusual names that have caught social media users’ attention. Only these haven’t been modified.

In a viral video, TikToker Trewley-Precious shared her niece’s name, which is just as original as hers. Her 500,000 followers were shocked to hear of the girl’s name: Adorabella.

An English teacher posted her list of students on Facebook, and readers were left speechless at one of the names: Skyaya. According to the educator, the name is pronounced “Shakira.”

But the unusual names list goes on and on. Buzzfeed reader Ebrenz recently shared that one of his classmates, born in the middle of the Y2K scare, is called Yedoska, the Spanish pronunciation of Y2K. Another user commented, “My brother’s middle name is E. My mother didn’t realize that she had to spell the whole name, which was supposed to be Edward. So she just put E. on the birth certificate.”

Names like “Cinderella” and “Katniss” have been featured on the Social Security Administration’s list of 2022 baby names​

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The Social Security Administration’s list of baby names that parents chose in 2022 features really unique ones, such as fictional characters Katniss and Cinderella, as well as abstract nouns like Brilliance and Chaos.

The list proves that rare baby names aren’t just reserved for A-list celebrities.

“Years ago, parents may have chosen a name because they liked the sound or it had a family connection, but today more than ever, baby names are seen as an opportunity to showcase style, culture, and hopes and dreams parents have for their child,” says Sophie Kihm, from name consulting site Nameberry.

Another motivation for parents choosing original names is wishing their children to stand out from their peers and develop their individuality.

One thing is for sure: Elon Musk and Grimes’s children will meet friends with some interesting names on the playground.

People online were not a fan of Kristen’s decision​

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When my friend's wife was pregnant with their daughter, one of the women in her Lamaze class announced that she was going to name her son "Dasani." When some of the other women pointed out that that was the name of a brand of bottled water, she decided to go with "Jasani" instead. The origin story of a unique black baby name.
I knew a black woman who named her son 'Nosmo King [Surname]', because she didn't know what to name him, and go the idea from a 'No Smoking' sign she saw on the way into delivery.
 
This happened in Australia, everyone will just call the kid either "Mezzy" or "Mezza", this is no big deal.
 
We thought, what is the most outrageous name we can think of that will definitely not be accepted?” Kristen told News.com.au.

She didn’t think much before arriving at her answer: Methamphetamine Rules.

“It was really a lighthearted, curious attempt to get the answer to this question.”

Suspecting the atypical name would be rejected by the New South Wales Registry of Births, Deaths, and Marriages, the Mackay-born presenter wanted to test what the default name given to her son would be.
She thought that she was being cute. I imagine that if the government had refused the name and assigned a default one, they would have kept it and bragged about having a "government issued" name. This happens quite frequently in Iceland, where the government has a short list of approved names and refuses to deviate from it.
 
This is why you don't play stupid social games with your kids' lives.

And I don't get where this dumb bitch is getting the idea that her kid is never going to hear about this until adulthood when she's a known journalist publicizing her idiocy for attention.
It can't be said anyone ever accused journalists of being intelligent, especially australian ones. This woman is an idiot. I'd even say dangerously stupid. She's going to make that kids life hell when high school comes around. and the low IQ it takes to think he'll be in his 20s before he finds out, while publicly announcing it to the entire world via the media and on the internet

Just a reminder shes one of the retards people were expected to listen to during covid and is of the class we're supposed to get our 'facts' from

I've said it before and i'll say it again - it takes a special kind of stupid to become a journalist
 
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This entire article makes my head hurt. What a stupid bitch of a mother. The writing isn't great either, took too long to get to the point.

But I have to bring up this in particular:
name consulting site Nameberry
Why the hell would you look to them, article author? Their site sucks. A lot of name sites suck, actually. Either completely wrong meanings or not listing multiple meanings/cultural stuff, and usually nothing saying how to say it. Terrible for foreign names, especially for the characters/spellings.

Use Behind the Name, geez.

/end lightly autistic grumble

Ironically, the one place drug names can work is TTRPG villains. They're ridiculous sounding enough they fit.
 
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I assumed the "accident" was to name the kid "Molly" or "Crystal" or "Mary Jane" or even "Lucy"

Methamphetamine Rules? Nope, that dog ain't gonna hunt.
 
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At least he doesn't have to carry the name for life.
 
There's a 14 year old kid somewhere in Brisbane named 'Courage Wolf', aussies are nigger-tier at naming children.
The moment I saw Aussie cities, it didn't shock me. Someone from a Pacific shithole named their daughter Talua Does The Hula From Hawaii. The child had to get the name changed because of her embarrassment.

For what it's worth, nigger usually refers to the Aboriginals in Aussie standards. I think being a largely uninhabitable island surrounded by smaller, worthless nations fuels their attention-seeking tenancies.
 
How to write a sensationalised article and how to have people commenting who didn't read it the thread.
 
I assumed the name was going to be "Ecstasy", as some parents with a thesaurus might want a hipper alternative to Joy or Felicity
Or perhaps a poor spelling feminist tried to give their daughter "Heroine" as a middle name, but forgot the 'e'

But no, some she-bogan named her son "Methamphetamine", fuck, I'm on it, and I can't even spell it.
There's a 14 year old kid somewhere in Brisbane named 'Courage Wolf', Aussies are Nigger-tier at naming children.
These are the most popular baby names this year.
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