@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[The Lurky 1]

Congrats on bullying him into dropping the globs of mayo.

New objective: bully him into eating vegetables.

Buhat poe tate oe's are a veg aye table?

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

New objective: bully him into eating vegetables.

Hey @Mound Dweller, did you know ladies find men who eat vegetables irresistible?

 

[The Great One]

new mound food dropped
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no globs of mayo this time

I'm not going to lie, the steak and fries look good.
Good job @Mound Dweller
However for this uk restaurant can fuck right off, they serving fried ethan ralph heads

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

I present to you. The british take on fries

Cheesey chips

Nuts and bolts

Chip Butty with brown sauce

and lastly
Deep fried chip butty

 

[Battlefield42]

Peak slop food

 

[Otterly]

????

This is a cheese and (ham?) toastie.
I swear mound reminds me of someone I used to know. If he likes pork scratchings and has lived on a canal boat, I’d be sure (but would never dox ofc, I’m nice.)

 

[souschef]

I present to you. The british take on fries

Cheesey chips
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Nuts and bolts
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Chip Butty with brown sauce
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and lastly
Deep fried chip butty

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The cheese isn't even melted

What the fuck is this shit

 

[Otterly]

The cheese isn't even melted

What the fuck is this shit

None of this is proper chippy cuisine. You’ve never lived until you’ve had proper British fish and chips, with scraps, and decent chips.
Wait until you see the splendour that is the Scottish chippy’s ‘Munchy box.’

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

New objective: bully him into eating vegetables.

CARROTS!
but first @Mound Dweller should suck them and moan

Congrats on bullying him into dropping the globs of mayo.

just like in porn?

 

[DefinitelyNotMe]

ok why are you guys taking photo of EVERY meal you have
that shit is weird

 

[stares at error messages]

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Why does it go those lines on it? Does that mean the oven is set to interlacing when it supposed to be set to progressive?

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

Mf is living off of hortex's frozen veg mix

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

This is haggis
It is made using sheep's pluck with added onion, oatmeal, suet, seasonings
and salt, mixed with beef or chicken stock, and then cooked while stuffed in a sheep's stomach

 

[Battlefield42]

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This is haggis
It is made using sheep's pluck with added onion, oatmeal, suet, seasonings
and salt, mixed with beef or chicken stock, and then cooked while stuffed in a sheep's stomach

I would eat that

 

[DickMain]

None of this is proper chippy cuisine. You’ve never lived until you’ve had proper British fish and chips, with scraps, and decent chips.
Wait until you see the splendour that is the Scottish chippy’s ‘Munchy box.’

BEANS ON TOAST IS NOT A REAL FOOD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

 

[souschef]

I would eat that

Offal and veg is delicious

 

[Otterly]

BEANS ON TOAST IS NOT A REAL FOOD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Scandalous lies.

 

[Rango Dango]

Mf is living off of hortex's frozen veg mix
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i can eat this one straight up without adding anything its so fucking good

 

[GaryGray]

I present to you. The british take on fries

Cheesey chips
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Nuts and bolts
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Chip Butty with brown sauce
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and lastly
Deep fried chip butty

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Isn't there an entire website dedicated to cataloging the horrifying food served sports stadiums around the world with some of the worst being the food from British football stadiums?

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I present to you. The british take on fries

Cheesey chips
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Nuts and bolts
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Chip Butty with brown sauce
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and lastly
Deep fried chip butty

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Come on, you're missing the best one: Chips and gravy. Put a pie on there and some mushy peas and it is heaven on an English winter night.