@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[GizmoG]

He does not strike me as the type to own sharp knives.

If there is one thing the Br*t*sh enjoy, it's stabbing each other. I would be shocked if @Mound Dweller didn't have many sharp knifes available.

 

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Still savable if you boil it in A1 sauce, good job!!! Thank the Queen for A1!

I'd rather eat this tbh, sorry my Br*tish bloke. Ordinary Sausage actually mogged your sear

 

[Henny Queen]

If there is one thing the Br*t*sh enjoy, it's stabbing each other. I would be shocked if @Mound Dweller didn't have many sharp knifes available.

Stabbing doesn't require a very good edge.

 

[Monodrone]

Still savable if you boil it in A1 sauce, good job!!! Thank the Queen for A1!

I'd rather eat this tbh, sorry my Br*tish bloke. Ordinary Sausage actually mogged your sear

The man can achieve a perfect medium cook in any cooking medium, it's pottery.

 

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That looks really good.

 

[Smegward]

@Rango Dango is a close second

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Onions....

At least he is sensible enough to add a few veggies to it. All the other food was beige and brown and looked unappetizing.
How is food political sperging, Mountshitter?

 

[Mound Dweller]

I would be shocked if @Mound Dweller didn't have many sharp knifes available.

All of my knoifes are sharp, I'm not one of those middul clarse tossers with a chef's selection or anything, but like anyone who has their own kitchen I've got butter knoifes and bread knoifes and meat chopping ones... For comparison's sake this is what I sliced my crumpets with this morning:

To be quite honest, cutting implements are generally overrated, 99% of the time scissors just make more sense.

 

[Battlefield42]

my knoifes

loisence?

 

[GizmoG]

99% of the time scissors just make more sense.

It's time to fight back against Big Knife. They have pushed us too long away from more efficient tools...

 

[Zeftax]

I have never used scissors for cooking once in my entire life. I've seen some people do it on the internet, but it just looks filthy and retarded.

 

[souschef]

I have never used scissor for cooking once in my entire life. I've seen some people do it on the internet, but it just looks filthy and retarded.

There are cases that shears and scissors make sense, but more for trimming rather than cutting. Some students (neurodivergent and such), i give them scissors to cut stuff, otherwise i have to constantly be around them

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

I have never used scissors for cooking once in my entire life. I've seen some people do it on the internet, but it just looks filthy and retarded.

Koreans cut lots of stuff with scissors, think grilled meat etc

 

[Not A Cat Person]

Seen worse.

 

[Me•cha•ni•cal]

@Mound Dweller what would you cook to impress a lady? Recipes please

 

[GizmoG]

@Mound Dweller what would you cook to impress a lady? Recipes please

Adding onto this @Mound Dweller , would this differ if you were to cook for date night with a council dosser vs. say Emily Blunt.

 

[Mound Dweller]

@Mound Dweller what would you cook to impress a lady?

I wouldn't
But if I did: probably turkey sandwiches.

Adding onto this @Mound Dweller , would this differ if you were to cook for date night with a council dosser vs. say Emily Blunt.

It'd be the difference between Weatherspoon's and and some nice shire pub yeah.

 

[The Lurky 1]

To be quite honest, cutting implements are generally overrated, 99% of the time scissors just make more sense.

I see you agree with the queen mr dweller

 

[Henny Queen]

All of my knoifes are sharp, I'm not one of those middul clarse tossers with a chef's selection or anything, but like anyone who has their own kitchen I've got butter knoifes and bread knoifes and meat chopping ones... For comparison's sake this is what I sliced my crumpets with this morning:
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To be quite honest, cutting implements are generally overrated, 99% of the time scissors just make more sense.

But you're dulling the edge in the video

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

@Mound Dweller found your face dawks idiot

 

[Mound Dweller]

@Mound Dweller found your face dawks idiot
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